Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

[James Daulton]

It feels like Christmas Eve!

Don't be so sure, the barometric pressure is dropping man!

 

[Soulfly3]

Rub a small amount of vodka on your helmet. 

Thank me later. 

 

[CurlyNight]

It feels like Christmas Eve!

Feel like it took as long too! ....

 

[pollardsvision]

How's the champ feelin' this morning?

 

[offdee]

How's the champ feelin' this morning?

More importantly...weather forecast?

 

[pollardsvision]

Clear pipes, full heart, can't lose!

 

[Otis]

So you have a "I TAUGHT YOUR EX HUSBAND THAT THING YOU LIKE" tshirt?

 

[offdee]

So you have a "I TAUGHT YOUR EX HUSBAND THAT THING YOU LIKE" tshirt?

Tank top

 

[James Daulton]

I'm torn between wanting our hero to post updates and not wanting to see any updates because our hero is getting to know barbie better. 

 

[pollardsvision]

What time does the show start?

No idea, but I'm tailgating already. All I need now is a link for the live tweet. 

This is a great warm-up for football season. Hoping for a 1PM kick-off on this BBQ.  

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

It feels like Christmas Eve!

 actually true 

It will be late afternoon/early evening. 

Forecast is sunny and hot and 100% chance of awesome. It's going to be a great day. 

Let's do this! 

 

[pollardsvision]

Ooh, late afternoon?

Seems like that's plenty of time for some Louisiana FBG's to head on down. Maybe stage a cornhole tourney in the neighboring yard. A cheering section for the NRJ couldn't hurt and they could provide the live updates for the res of us, so that NRJ can focus on the task at hand.

 

[DocHolliday]

 actually true 

It will be late afternoon/early evening. 

Forecast is sunny and hot and 100% chance of awesome. It's going to be a great day. 

Let's do this! 

Good luck. You have a lot of guys rooting for you. 

Have a few egg whites and water for breakfast.  Train arms this morning.  Skip lunch.  You need took good in the tank top. 

 

[comfortably numb]

Go to the bathroom half way and give us a quick update. 

God my life is pathetic 

 

[pats3in4]

Ooh, late afternoon?

Seems like that's plenty of time for some Louisiana FBG's to head on down. Maybe stage a cornhole tourney in the neighboring yard. A cheering section for the NRJ couldn't hurt and they could provide the live updates for the res of us, so that NRJ can focus on the task at hand.

Her: "Wow, those guys really love energy.  They keep chanting it, almost like they are rooting it on."

Our hero: "Um, yeah."

Her: "But they pronounce it funny: enerjay."

Our hero: "Yeah, that is strange, isn't it?"

 

[bud29]

So you have a "I TAUGHT YOUR EX HUSBAND THAT THING YOU LIKE" tshirt?

 

 

[Mister CIA]

You should probably rub one out today so you can be calm, cool and confident tomorrow. 

Is that hair gel?

 

[2Young2BBald]

Go to the bathroom half way and give us a quick update. 

God my life is pathetic 

 for easier finding on my phone as I am going to a 60th Birthday party tonight & this thread will likely be the most interesting part of my evening.

 

[Ned]

Good luck. You have a lot of guys rooting for you. 

Have a few egg whites and water for breakfast.  Train arms this morning.  Skip lunch.  You need took good in the tank top. 

Egg whites and water???  That's sure to raise his estrogen to Eminence levels.  

 

[gianmarco]

Ooh, late afternoon?

Seems like that's plenty of time for some Louisiana FBG's to head on down. Maybe stage a cornhole tourney in the neighboring yard. A cheering section for the NRJ couldn't hurt and they could provide the live updates for the res of us, so that NRJ can focus on the task at hand.

Even better is if they were completely silent but all were holding umbrellas.  Just in case.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Let's get rrrrrrrrready to rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmble!

 

[gianmarco]

Can you live post updates as this shindig is going on?

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Can you live post updates as this shindig is going on?

https://twitter.com/periscope?lang=en

Make it happen. 

 

[ChiefD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHeP9Sve48

 

[matuski]

So you have a "I TAUGHT YOUR EX HUSBAND THAT THING YOU LIKE" tshirt?

 

[Angry Beavers]

Good Luck today!

 

[DocHolliday]

Egg whites and water???  That's sure to raise his estrogen to Eminence levels.  

We don't want him to be holding any water.  

Don't confuse this guy with Em. This guy is bringing the gun show to the BBQ that is being attended by a horny divorced woman. Em will be alone in a basement all day today getting high, playing video games, and debating his latest FF draft. 

 

[NutterButter]

We don't want him to be holding any water.  

Don't confuse this guy with Em. This guy is bringing the gun show to the BBQ that is being attended by a horny divorced woman. Em will be alone in a basement all day today getting high, playing video games, and debating his latest FF draft.  nttawwt

fixed that

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Tell her you dropped something in the garbage disposal and that's your hands won't fit in there.  They hope hers get stuck 

 

[dickey moe]

Good Luck today tonight!

 

[tommyboy]

Ooh, late afternoon?

Seems like that's plenty of time for some Louisiana FBG's to head on down. Maybe stage a cornhole tourney in the neighboring yard. A cheering section for the NRJ couldn't hurt and they could provide the live updates for the res of us, so that NRJ can focus on the task at hand.

Video recreation of said corn hole next door

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=APH8Hpsutx4

 

[Chemical X]

periscope?

 

[Chemical X]

or, you need to video this bbq like a black woman during a traffic stop.

 

[CurlyNight]

Still time to install secret cameras!!

 

[James Daulton]

Still time to install secret cameras!!

I like how you think like a FBG first, gal second.

 

[pantherclub]

Is it too late to beg you not to wear a tank top?

 

[Aerial Assault]

MPs, guard the colonel. 

 . . . and good luck, we're all counting on you.  

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Is it too late to beg you not to wear a tank top?

I think that he can bypass that on a technical "not Labor Day yet" rule. I'm placing a call to the Knoxville league offices + will report back. 

 

[Cybergeek]

Confidence level high.

 

[AAABatteries]

Have you guys had teh sex yet?

 

[jon_mx]

I am guessing the black sox and flip flops has her all wet.  

 

[Don't Toews Me]

If she asks you any question that you don't want to answer, just say, "You can't handle the truth!"

Anyway, good luck NRJ! 

 

[cstu]

Have you guys had teh sex yet?

No, only the sechs (slow enjoyment of chewy hotdogs).

 

[Otis]

Honestly, if he streamed a feed of his yard live right now for pay, he'd make a mint.  How many jabronis on here couldn't PayPal you 5 bucks fast enough. 

 

[worrierking]

Strange lights in the late afternoon Louisiana skies.  I think it's fireworks!  Or maybe skyrockets in flight!

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Has cable TV made it down to Louisana yet? It would be great to plop all the kids down to watch something on Disney Jr. so the two adults could have some alone time. 

 

[Tackling Dummies]

and here we..........................go!

 

[Mister CIA]

I've been sitting on this line.

... 42 seconds later.

 

[Keerock]

 

[Cliff Clavin]