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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

I've been hesitant to make the final percentage update, but I think I'm going to go ahead and do so. We've discussed this thing being "a relationship" and I think it is, for both of us, regardless of what we label it or don't label it. We have mutually expressed non-interest in seeking attentions from other parties. She has referred to me, in gest.. (or was it?), as her "boyfriend" when talking with her dad, who had been giving her #### about me being her "boyfriend" even before the first hug took place.  :lol:  

She text me that her 11yo, after noticing us sitting closely and talking a lot when they come over to our yard, asked her a couple days ago if "he wants you to be his girlfriend?" and she said she just dodged the question so as not to get grilled with more questions from the kids. I said "well, you can tell her 'yes, he does'"  :bowtie:   We haven't had the official discussion yet, but it's a technicality at this point. In fact, we may discuss this more this evening.

We've talked, we've laughed, we've hugged, we've cuddled, we've kissed, we've exchanged several bodily fluids. This woman has rocked my world. What started off innocently as me being attracted to how she looked, has ended up with me being happier than I've been in a long damn time, and, I honestly believe it's the same for her. 

So I don't know that I will be updating any further after this (I'm still on the fence about a pic, but leaning more towards no), but thanks again to everyone who joined in the discussion here. It certainly made it fun. 

Woo: COMPLETE

Oh, and I feel like I would be completely remiss in not saying, for the record....

YOU'RE ### #### RIGHT I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!`!11~!1

:coffee:  
Is this the most "liked" post in FFA history?  I don't think I have ever seen the heart banner on a post before.

Congrats for taking it slow and getting what you wanted!  Best of luck to you!

 
Is this the most "liked" post in FFA history?  I don't think I have ever seen the heart banner on a post before.

Congrats for taking it slow and getting what you wanted!  Best of luck to you!


I noticed that heart banner too. Does it appear after a certain number of Likes?

Congrats NRJ sounds like your having the times of your lifes.

 
Well done soldier!  :thumbup:

Congrats on the Woo and for doing it your way despite the contrary advice from some of the FFA knuckleheads.

 
God that 11 board was amazing for like a year and a half. I don't think I'll ever laugh harder at the Internet. 
How many BBCs did your Match.com date brag about sucking again?

Speaking of penii, I still don't understand if she touched the Col.'s penis.  I can't see how this story is over yet if not.

 
Is this the most "liked" post in FFA history?  I don't think I have ever seen the heart banner on a post before.

Congrats for taking it slow and getting what you wanted!  Best of luck to you!
Not sure. Post #9 in here also got the banner, and there were several in the TeamRiley gofundme thread. Think it happens after 50ish likes.

 
Have you hired an architect to start plans to join your homes?  sky bridge from 2nd floor to 2nd floor would be my choice.

 
I've been hesitant to make the final percentage update, but I think I'm going to go ahead and do so. We've discussed this thing being "a relationship" and I think it is, for both of us, regardless of what we label it or don't label it. We have mutually expressed non-interest in seeking attentions from other parties. She has referred to me, in gest.. (or was it?), as her "boyfriend" when talking with her dad, who had been giving her #### about me being her "boyfriend" even before the first hug took place.  :lol:  

She text me that her 11yo, after noticing us sitting closely and talking a lot when they come over to our yard, asked her a couple days ago if "he wants you to be his girlfriend?" and she said she just dodged the question so as not to get grilled with more questions from the kids. I said "well, you can tell her 'yes, he does'"  :bowtie:   We haven't had the official discussion yet, but it's a technicality at this point. In fact, we may discuss this more this evening.

We've talked, we've laughed, we've hugged, we've cuddled, we've kissed, we've exchanged several bodily fluids. This woman has rocked my world. What started off innocently as me being attracted to how she looked, has ended up with me being happier than I've been in a long damn time, and, I honestly believe it's the same for her. 

So I don't know that I will be updating any further after this (I'm still on the fence about a pic, but leaning more towards no), but thanks again to everyone who joined in the discussion here. It certainly made it fun. 

Woo: COMPLETE

Oh, and I feel like I would be completely remiss in not saying, for the record....

YOU'RE ### #### RIGHT I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!`!11~!1

:coffee:  
But bro, you're totally in danger of being in the friend zone....

In all seriousness Colonel, congrats! Always had faith in our good Colonel. Glad it's working out for you two. I'm expecting that wedding invitation to arrive in the mail any day now....

(For the record, I'd advise against the posting the picture idea, but totally up to you man. You know what's best better than any of us do, so I know you'll make the right decision either way)

 
Slid all the way to page 4.  The 'woo' really is complete.

Happy for you NRJ.  Enjoy the 'feels' phase for the next few years and then maybe you two kids can consider a consensual sexual relationship.   

 
Has there been a "date".  technically, woo may still be in process.
I guess not an ***OFFICIAL*** date, but have got to spend some one-on-one time together on a few occasions, and several occasions with one or both sets of kids present. We are efforting to find a date where respective work schedules will allow a mutual day off to spend together. 

 
I guess not an ***OFFICIAL*** date, but have got to spend some one-on-one time together on a few occasions, and several occasions with one or both sets of kids present. We are efforting to find a date where respective work schedules will allow a mutual day off to spend together. 
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I guess not an ***OFFICIAL*** date, but have got to spend some one-on-one time together on a few occasions, and several occasions with one or both sets of kids present. We are efforting to find a date where respective work schedules will allow a mutual day off to spend together. 
We're not here to hear about you spending the DAY together.  Let us know when the kids are at grandmas.

 
We're not here to hear about you spending the DAY together.  Let us know when the kids are at grandmas.
It might be nice to spend some time together at home during the week when all the kinds are at school  :thumbup:

Nooners are pretty rare when you have kids.

 
I guess not an ***OFFICIAL*** date, but have got to spend some one-on-one time together on a few occasions, and several occasions with one or both sets of kids present. We are efforting to find a date where respective work schedules will allow a mutual day off to spend together. 
Please stop this.

 

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