Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

[Sebowski]

AR can spin a tale. But his adventures are like a big Hollywood summer blockbuster. They are amazing and you leave with disbelieve of what you just saw.

But then you have NRJ his tale is like a well done indie film. Or maybe an inspiring documentary. The kind of film that lifts your spirits and makes you think that anyone has a chance to be a hero at least for one day. 

Go get her NRJ go get her. 

I'm thinking this is more like an ABC mid-season family show that will be probably get cancelled after a few episodes of "will they, won't they" scenarios. We may or may not get to see a peck on the cheek before a gameshow hosted by @mr. furley takes over the time slot to finish the season. 

But good luck!

 

[Buckfast 1]

I don't think this means what you think it means.

Oops.  I meant to say "brush."

 

[DocHolliday]

Am I the only one who actually expects our hero to hit a home run the night of the BBQ?  I have a good feeling about this     

I doubt he hits a home run.  I think he does well and completes his mission within a week of the BBQ though.  

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Hair is a bit shorter, eyes are brown I think, and prettier face (IMO) but similar body.

In this case you should have already bought her a car.

 

[cstu]

One tiny notch below that. Kate is perfection. I realize "eye of the beholder" and all that, but this woman is beautiful. 

Question - are you rich?

 

[Kanil]

Question - are you rich?

You have to be in order to be on this board, right?

 

[belljr]

Question - are you rich?

He's bayou rich.  So there's that

 

[mr. furley]

a gameshow hosted by @mr. furley takes over the time slot to finish the season. 

this is truly my destiny

 

[mr. furley]

from your description and finding an actress that closely resembles her. ive concluded with Evangeline Lilly

the prototype, imo

 

[Johnny Rock]

Judging by the look-alike pic the first celeb that came to mind was Marissa Tomei. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Question - are you rich?

I'll have my assistant get back to you on this. 

 

[Dickie Dunn]

https://memegenerator.net/instance/51788115

 

[VA703]

starting to lean towards Jamie-Lynn Sigler

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Judging by the look-alike pic the first celeb that came to mind was Marissa Tomei. 

This actually is not a comparison I had thought of, but might be the best example. This pic, but a little younger and 'happier' face. 

 

[VA703]

have you started looking at engagement rings?

perhaps surprise her with a necklace that has her kids birthstones in it?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

have you started looking at engagement rings?

perhaps surprise her with a necklace that has her kids birthstones in it?

 whoa, chief 

 

[Redwes25]

Any update on timing of this BBQ thingy/date.  Just want to be able to check back to see how that went and avoid all the stupid "Guns" joke which is literally half the thread.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Any update on timing of this BBQ thingy/date.  Just want to be able to check back to see how that went and avoid all the stupid "Guns" joke which is literally half the thread.

Nothing finalized yet. Ex-FIL had another episode today, so in a holding pattern at the moment. Still hoping for perhaps Friday, if not before. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

He's bayou rich.  So there's that

What means this?  Does he have lots of possums and gators on his property?  A fella with an all you can eat possum and gator buffet for a property would be rich indeed!

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What means this?  Does he have lots of possums and gators on his property?  A fella with an all yu can eat possum and gator buffet for a property would be rich indeed!

What means this?  Does he have lots of possums and gators on his property?  A fella with an all yu can eat possum and gator buffet for a property would be rich indeed!

I'll have my assistant get back to you on this. 

Why, is she summering at your place in Stadt?

 

[James Daulton]

This better be one hell of a barbeque.  24 ####### pages and you've just made first contact!  If you actually do manage to bang this HBB, this thread may one day rival the unrivaled GMTAN/GMTAE. 

 

[Funkley]

this is truly my destiny

My destiny is to bang your mother, Trebeck!!

 

[VA703]

Nothing finalized yet. Ex-FIL had another episode today, so in a holding pattern at the moment. Still hoping for perhaps Friday, if not before. 

did you get her number yet?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

did you get her number yet?

no, but that will definitely be update-worthy

 

[mr. furley]

have you started looking at engagement rings?

perhaps surprise her with a necklace that has her kids birthstones in it?

i've found that a pearl necklace is a nice surprise

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

i've found that a pearl necklace is a nice surprise

Truly a situation in which tis better to give than to receive, or so I assume.

 

[Brony]

can one of your kids provide live updates to this thread during the BBQ?  I'll chip in a Snickers (fun size).

 

[Funkley]

Wait a minute......she looks like Marisa Tomei? I have a new respect for this thread. GB you Jessep and your righteous endeavors.

:salute:

 

[Wrigley]

Pics yet?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

no pics

my ex is now in the hospital also

what a cluster#### 

T&P appreciated in the meantime

 

[Johnny Rock]

no pics

my ex is now in the hospital also

what a cluster#### 

T&P appreciated in the meantime

Geez. Sorry to hear that. 

 

[CurlyNight]

Dayam. Ts & Ps to all involved.

 

[Wrigley]

no pics

my ex is now in the hospital also

what a cluster#### 

T&P appreciated in the meantime

Doood, WTF?

Hope everything is okay

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Maybe Evangeline is the compassionate type.  Maybe she is the sort to comfort a troubled neighbor.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I hope you get through this rough patch just fine.  Hang in there.

 

[Chemical X]

can you ask instamom to bring a dry rub for your meat?

 

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no pics

my ex is now in the hospital also

what a cluster#### 

T&P appreciated in the meantime

This is an impressively elaborate bit of clockblocking by the ex and her family. 

 

[johnnycakes]

did you get her number yet?

And did you get her first name yet? 

 

[DocHolliday]

And did you get her first name yet? 

He talked to her twice.  Give him time.  He is on the 1-year plan. 

 

[Chemical X]

wardrobe update?

 

[coyote5]

Any update on timing of this BBQ thingy/date.  Just want to be able to check back to see how that went and avoid all the stupid "Guns" joke which is literally half the thread.

Have you ever considered that the FFA might not be your speed?

 

[dhockster]

Why, is she summering at your place in Stadt?

Nice trading places reference. (In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks)

And it's spelled Gstaad.

 

[NutterButter]

Nice trading places reference. (In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks)

And it's spelled Gstaad.

Don't remember that.   I do remember it from Scent of a Woman.

 

[dhockster]

Don't remember that.   I do remember it from Scent of a Woman.

When Louis is trying to pawn his watch to the pawnbroker, he tells him all the places in the world it can tell time simultaneously. Gstaad is the last place.

 

[Redwes25]

When Louis is trying to pawn his watch to the pawnbroker, he tells him all the places in the world it can tell time simultaneously. Gstaad is the last place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlOIKtYsoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlOIKtYsos

 

[Ned]

have you started looking at engagement rings?

perhaps surprise her with a necklace that has her kids birthstones in it?

Pearl necklace before birthstone necklace, IMO. 

 

[comfortably numb]

This actually is not a comparison I had thought of, but might be the best example. This pic, but a little younger and 'happier' face. 

Be a man already and walk over to her house, knock on her door and TELL her, don't ask, that you want a pic of her for your internet friends to oogle at.

 

[msommer]

This is an impressively elaborate bit of clockblocking by the ex and her family. 

"Illegal block in the back, 15 yards penalty. Automatic 1st down"

 

[Ned]

Have you considered a slump buster in the meantime to ensure you're in top shape?  I'd hate for all this to boil down to a two-pump episode with Marissa. 

 

[Gordo]

Webcam link for the barbecue please?