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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (3 Viewers)

Still waiting for some info on the grill situation, or maybe I missed them. Charcoal? Gas? Weber? 

Please tell me you aren't going to roll out a Char Broil with filthy grates that you never clean for a fine woman like Marisa. Laugh, but I swear that describes about 30% of the grills in this country.

 
pollardsvision said:
Still waiting for some info on the grill situation, or maybe I missed them. Charcoal? Gas? Weber? 

Please tell me you aren't going to roll out a Char Broil with filthy grates that you never clean for a fine woman like Marisa. Laugh, but I swear that describes about 30% of the grills in this country.
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That's called "seasoning"

 
pollardsvision said:
Still waiting for some info on the grill situation, or maybe I missed them. Charcoal? Gas? Weber? 

Please tell me you aren't going to roll out a Char Broil with filthy grates that you never clean for a fine woman like Marisa. Laugh, but I swear that describes about 30% of the grills in this country.
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Gas. 3 Burners. It cooks. No rust to be seen. I think I'm good. 

 
Nothing to report on the neighbor front today. Hospitalized parties are stable as of now. I realize this is like watching paint dry, but it's helping me not lose my mind (any further), so thank you for that. 

 
Ned said:
Have you considered a slump buster in the meantime to ensure you're in top shape?  I'd hate for all this to boil down to a two-pump episode with Marissa. 
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Son, we live in a world with hotties. I have neither the time nor the inclination to settle for less than a hottie. So I'll just keep on taking cold showers until this hottie is hugged up next to me on my couch, or hers. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Nothing to report on the neighbor front today. Hospitalized parties are stable as of now. I realize this is like watching paint dry, but it's helping me not lose my mind (any further), so thank you for that. 
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We're like AA for booty addicts. We're here for you bro. 

 
pollardsvision said:
Still waiting for some info on the grill situation, or maybe I missed them. Charcoal? Gas? Weber? 

Please tell me you aren't going to roll out a Char Broil with filthy grates that you never clean for a fine woman like Marisa. Laugh, but I swear that describes about 30% of the grills in this country.
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If Nathan is as cool as I think he is, I don't believe it will matter what his grill looks like     :shrug:   

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Nothing to report on the neighbor front today. Hospitalized parties are stable as of now. I realize this is like watching paint dry, but it's helping me not lose my mind (any further), so thank you for that. 
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Some of us are patiently following because you are a FBG and can see the road to paradise.  Others are thinking you are some Em clone that hasn't a clue on how to date.

They are wrong.

 
IF this were a big fishing trip, NRJ has played the FFA like a fiddle. Lotsa shtick, cheese and weather updates and pictures of some hot women.

NRJ is solid FFA material and I seriously doubt he's shticking here. As @Wooderson mentioned, this is a nice story; we've got a slow boil going and we're all on the hook waiting for the payoff.

I'm staying in.

 
NRJ, don't delve into the hamburger recipe thread, just do 80/20 w/ some decent cheese.  Get some nice buns tho, that will give you a sly 'nice buns' comment during the BBQ.  

 
sounds like shes not the type of girl who eats buns if shes looking hotter than Evangeline lilly. might need some mushroom w/ onions in a glaze for burger toppings incase shes eating with fork&knife

 
VA703 said:
sounds like shes not the type of girl who eats buns if shes looking hotter than Evangeline lilly. might need some mushroom w/ onions in a glaze for burger toppings incase shes eating with fork&knife
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If she eats the burger in a lettuce wrap... :no:  

 
Tom Servo said:
IF this were a big fishing trip, NRJ has played the FFA like a fiddle. Lotsa shtick, cheese and weather updates and pictures of some hot women.

NRJ is solid FFA material and I seriously doubt he's shticking here. As @Wooderson mentioned, this is a nice story; we've got a slow boil going and we're all on the hook waiting for the payoff.

I'm staying in.
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This

 
thanks, fellas

Allow me to bare a little bit of my soul here.

I assure it is not a fishing trip. I'm a single dad who, while working a couple of jobs, has my kids the majority of the time. They are my priority, as I'm sure her kids are her priority, and should be. This will be a painstakingly slow process, but I am cautiously optimistic. 

My ex is and has been a bit of a mess over the last several years (since our divorce). She has not always been a shining positive influence for our kids, during that time, and I resent her for that more than anything she has ever done to me.  

As lame as it sounds (I can't believe I am about to type this), sex is honestly not a priority any more. Don't get it twisted, if it happens, awesome, and I would welcome it with open pants. But it's just not the main thing I'm looking for any more. There's plenty of free pr0n on the internet. Where I'm at in life now is that I am really looking for someone who I could possibly have a relationship with, and someone who would be that positive female role model for my kids. Is this woman the one? No clue yet, but it's possible. I like what I know about her so far.  I haven't posted, and likely won't post, 100% of everything that I know, just because I think it'd probably be boring to most/all of you sharks anyway, but it is stuff that is helping me get a better idea of who this woman is as a person.  

I appreciate the well-wishes, the shtick, and anyone following along with this little saga. I hold out hope that it has a happy ending and not a crash and burn. 

 
Tom Servo said:
IF this were a big fishing trip, NRJ has played the FFA like a fiddle. Lotsa shtick, cheese and weather updates and pictures of some hot women.

NRJ is solid FFA material and I seriously doubt he's shticking here. As @Wooderson mentioned, this is a nice story; we've got a slow boil going and we're all on the hook waiting for the payoff.

I'm staying in.
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Is there a picture?  The thread is now 26 pages so I may have missed it.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
 I haven't posted, and likely won't post, 100% of everything that I know, just because I think it'd probably be boring to most/all of you sharks anyway, but it is stuff that is helping me get a better idea of who this woman is as a person.  
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Wrong. Until you get in her pants, the boring stuff is what we are waiting for. Living for, really. We are all just a bunch of married dudes living vicariously through a random guy on the internet. We have boring and uninteresting. Your boring and uninteresting sustains us.

We need it. Please give it to us. TIA.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
thanks, fellas

Allow me to bare a little bit of my soul here.

I assure it is not a fishing trip. I'm a single dad who, while working a couple of jobs, has my kids the majority of the time. They are my priority, as I'm sure her kids are her priority, and should be. This will be a painstakingly slow process, but I am cautiously optimistic. 

My ex is and has been a bit of a mess over the last several years (since our divorce). She has not always been a shining positive influence for our kids, during that time, and I resent her for that more than anything she has ever done to me.  

As lame as it sounds (I can't believe I am about to type this), sex is honestly not a priority any more. Don't get it twisted, if it happens, awesome, and I would welcome it with open pants. But it's just not the main thing I'm looking for any more. There's plenty of free pr0n on the internet. Where I'm at in life now is that I am really looking for someone who I could possibly have a relationship with, and someone who would be that positive female role model for my kids. Is this woman the one? No clue yet, but it's possible. I like what I know about her so far.  I haven't posted, and likely won't post, 100% of everything that I know, just because I think it'd probably be boring to most/all of you sharks anyway, but it is stuff that is helping me get a better idea of who this woman is as a person.  

I appreciate the well-wishes, the shtick, and anyone following along with this little saga. I hold out hope that it has a happy ending and not a crash and burn. 
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:goodposting:

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
thanks, fellas

Allow me to bare a little bit of my soul here.

I assure it is not a fishing trip. I'm a single dad who, while working a couple of jobs, has my kids the majority of the time. They are my priority, as I'm sure her kids are her priority, and should be. This will be a painstakingly slow process, but I am cautiously optimistic. 

My ex is and has been a bit of a mess over the last several years (since our divorce). She has not always been a shining positive influence for our kids, during that time, and I resent her for that more than anything she has ever done to me.  

As lame as it sounds (I can't believe I am about to type this), sex is honestly not a priority any more. Don't get it twisted, if it happens, awesome, and I would welcome it with open pants. But it's just not the main thing I'm looking for any more. There's plenty of free pr0n on the internet. Where I'm at in life now is that I am really looking for someone who I could possibly have a relationship with, and someone who would be that positive female role model for my kids. Is this woman the one? No clue yet, but it's possible. I like what I know about her so far.  I haven't posted, and likely won't post, 100% of everything that I know, just because I think it'd probably be boring to most/all of you sharks anyway, but it is stuff that is helping me get a better idea of who this woman is as a person.  

I appreciate the well-wishes, the shtick, and anyone following along with this little saga. I hold out hope that it has a happy ending and not a crash and burn. 
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Ugh -- so much for my prediction that you would hit a home run the night of the barbecue         :wall:

 
I think the goal for BBQ 1 should be to secure the phone number.

That opens up so many possibilities for text message updates from the Colonel. He could stretch this thread for 2-3 years. 

Awesomeness.  :headbang:

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
thanks, fellas

Allow me to bare a little bit of my soul here.

I assure it is not a fishing trip. I'm a single dad who, while working a couple of jobs, has my kids the majority of the time. They are my priority, as I'm sure her kids are her priority, and should be. This will be a painstakingly slow process, but I am cautiously optimistic. 

My ex is and has been a bit of a mess over the last several years (since our divorce). She has not always been a shining positive influence for our kids, during that time, and I resent her for that more than anything she has ever done to me.  

As lame as it sounds (I can't believe I am about to type this), sex is honestly not a priority any more. Don't get it twisted, if it happens, awesome, and I would welcome it with open pants. But it's just not the main thing I'm looking for any more. There's plenty of free pr0n on the internet. Where I'm at in life now is that I am really looking for someone who I could possibly have a relationship with, and someone who would be that positive female role model for my kids. Is this woman the one? No clue yet, but it's possible. I like what I know about her so far.  I haven't posted, and likely won't post, 100% of everything that I know, just because I think it'd probably be boring to most/all of you sharks anyway, but it is stuff that is helping me get a better idea of who this woman is as a person.  

I appreciate the well-wishes, the shtick, and anyone following along with this little saga. I hold out hope that it has a happy ending and not a crash and burn. 
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This just crossed over from Seth Rogen/Paul Rudd to Hallmark Channel. But I am still IN.

Fight the good fight Jessep!!

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
thanks, fellas

Allow me to bare a little bit of my soul here.

I assure it is not a fishing trip. I'm a single dad who, while working a couple of jobs, has my kids the majority of the time. They are my priority, as I'm sure her kids are her priority, and should be. This will be a painstakingly slow process, but I am cautiously optimistic. 

My ex is and has been a bit of a mess over the last several years (since our divorce). She has not always been a shining positive influence for our kids, during that time, and I resent her for that more than anything she has ever done to me.  

As lame as it sounds (I can't believe I am about to type this), sex is honestly not a priority any more. Don't get it twisted, if it happens, awesome, and I would welcome it with open pants. But it's just not the main thing I'm looking for any more. There's plenty of free pr0n on the internet. Where I'm at in life now is that I am really looking for someone who I could possibly have a relationship with, and someone who would be that positive female role model for my kids. Is this woman the one? No clue yet, but it's possible. I like what I know about her so far.  I haven't posted, and likely won't post, 100% of everything that I know, just because I think it'd probably be boring to most/all of you sharks anyway, but it is stuff that is helping me get a better idea of who this woman is as a person.  

I appreciate the well-wishes, the shtick, and anyone following along with this little saga. I hold out hope that it has a happy ending and not a crash and burn. 
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I've been married a billion years, am older than you, and sex is still a priority for me.  How can a guy who can get strange on the regular say it's not a priority?  I mean, you have to take care of your kids over sex (I guess) but other than that, what else comes first?

If you say freaking disc golf I will lose my mind.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
thanks, fellas

Allow me to bare a little bit of my soul here.

I assure it is not a fishing trip. I'm a single dad who, while working a couple of jobs, has my kids the majority of the time. They are my priority, as I'm sure her kids are her priority, and should be. This will be a painstakingly slow process, but I am cautiously optimistic. 

My ex is and has been a bit of a mess over the last several years (since our divorce). She has not always been a shining positive influence for our kids, during that time, and I resent her for that more than anything she has ever done to me.  

As lame as it sounds (I can't believe I am about to type this), sex is honestly not a priority any more. Don't get it twisted, if it happens, awesome, and I would welcome it with open pants. But it's just not the main thing I'm looking for any more. There's plenty of free pr0n on the internet. Where I'm at in life now is that I am really looking for someone who I could possibly have a relationship with, and someone who would be that positive female role model for my kids. Is this woman the one? No clue yet, but it's possible. I like what I know about her so far.  I haven't posted, and likely won't post, 100% of everything that I know, just because I think it'd probably be boring to most/all of you sharks anyway, but it is stuff that is helping me get a better idea of who this woman is as a person.  

I appreciate the well-wishes, the shtick, and anyone following along with this little saga. I hold out hope that it has a happy ending and not a crash and burn. 
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I'm rooting for you.  Hard.

 
James Daulton said:
I've been married a billion years, am older than you, and sex is still a priority for me.  How can a guy who can get strange on the regular say it's not a priority?  I mean, you have to take care of your kids over sex (I guess) but other than that, what else comes first?

If you say freaking disc golf I will lose my mind.
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Sex is still a priority for any male that has an ounce of testosterone in his body.  As you get older, sex moves down the list a notch or maybe two on the priority list.  Kids and family are moved to the top. 

Something strange is going on with the latest posts by the OP.  Either our guy is still really intimidated by this broad and knows that he is not going to have the nerve to make any moves or he is coming to terms with the fact that the woman is way out of his league and he does not stand a chance. 

I say to heck with all that.  You were given a gift from the heavens.  The big man put a single hottie next door to you.  You swing for the fences.  You keep working towards your goal.   

 
At least throw for more than 372 yards in the front yard on the afternoon of the BBQ, Otherwise you are just another neighbor.

 
DocHolliday said:
Sex is still a priority for any male that has an ounce of testosterone in his body.  As you get older, sex moves down the list a notch or maybe two on the priority list.  Kids and family are moved to the top. 

Something strange is going on with the latest posts by the OP.  Either our guy is still really intimidated by this broad and knows that he is not going to have the nerve to make any moves or he is coming to terms with the fact that the woman is way out of his league and he does not stand a chance. 

I say to heck with all that.  You were given a gift from the heavens.  The big man put a single hottie next door to you.  You swing for the fences.  You keep working towards your goal.   
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This isn't some broad from Tinder or girl from the bar at last call.  It's his neighbor who he will be forced to see on a regular basis for the foreseeable future.  There are long-term consequences to being too reckless in pursuit of carnal desires here.  Of course, NRJ wants to have sex with her eventually, but the slow play is definitely the best move in this situation, despite the FFA's desire for a climactic AZ Ron-style barbecue ####fest this week. 

 
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