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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

Galileo said:
I gave up reading this thread around page 13 or 14.  Obviously that appears to have been a mistake.  Someone give me the cliff notes on the last 64 pages or at least point me to the page(s) I should go back to for the critical content to get up to speed.  If you say page 15, I quit.
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He did trick her into getting two hugs, but he is a bit afraid he is moving too fast.  

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
So, hot woman, in your estimation, raises possibility of physical contact and then walks over to your door to provide an opportunity and you act the gentleman.  Not believing you could be so dense to have missed the obvious invitation she debases herself by reopening the door and taking the walk of submission back over to you and you give her a hug, nothing more.  On her walk back she was definitely thinking you were and are gay and oblivious. To her it was a walk of shame.  Twice she offered and you did not accept.  She is wondering right now about her desirability.  You have made her doubt herself.

You should have dented her pelvis with your turgid manroot, grinding it in.  Then, as the hug was breaking you should have grabbed her  and lifted her powerfully, forcefully, to draw her in for a kiss.  She would either have balked, and you would have information, or in my personal experience she would have been sucking in your tongue as she wrapped her legs around you.  That's when you tell her, "damn, I have to have you, when can we make this happen".
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As usual, DW gets it. And in this case, "it" isn't a hug.

 
I've been checking in here almost from the start.  Strangely fascinating for such a tame story.  

For what its worth, I think NRJ is playing this very well.  There's too much chance for long term awkwardness & animosity if this isn't handled correctly. That said, I did expect for you to say that you kissed her when she came for seconds.  From the outside looking in, it seemed like an opportune moment. 

In any event, Good luck to the OP. Don't take any of that alpha male talk as anything but the BS that it is. 

 
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Captain Cranks said:
I think the hug sessions should have been handled more aggressively...at least the second.  Otherwise I agree.  However, as I've mentioned before, he needs to start taking the reigns on the pace of play going forward.  She made a pretty strong indication of that in last night's text.  
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He already explained why the second hug didn't include a kiss despite strong opinions that it should have. The info that is being withheld from us is key to why this is going slow, aside from the kids and stuff. Something was said at that coffee date earlier. I kind of like not knowing this secret. It's like a soap in that there is something missing and we're trying to guess what it is.

 
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Ps, vodka cleans that tip up, but, most importantly, it numbs it just enough that she'll be spraying your walls before you paint her face

 
WhatDoIKnow said:
It's been handled fine up until this point.  Now it's your turn to initiate with a "I need a hug" text.  Then you grab that woman and kiss her like she deserves.  Afterwards you say, "that was a hell of a hug", but I'm guessing she will say it first.
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Come on over id like to hug for about 45 minutes on the couch

 
Galloway: I'm sorry to bother you, I should have called first.

Kaffee: No, no, I was just watching a ball game. Come on in.

Galloway: I was wondering if... how'd you would feel about my taking you to dinner tonight.

Kaffee: Are you asking me out on a date?

Galloway: No...

Kaffee: It sounded like you were asking me out on a date.

Galloway: I wasn't.

Kaffee: I've been asked out on dates before, and that's what it sounded like.

Galloway: Do you like seafood? I know a good seafood place.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
So, hot woman, in your estimation, raises possibility of physical contact and then walks over to your door to provide an opportunity and you act the gentleman.  Not believing you could be so dense to have missed the obvious invitation she debases herself by reopening the door and taking the walk of submission back over to you and you give her a hug, nothing more.  On her walk back she was definitely thinking you were and are gay and oblivious. To her it was a walk of shame.  Twice she offered and you did not accept.  She is wondering right now about her desirability.  You have made her doubt herself.

You should have dented her pelvis with your turgid manroot, grinding it in.  Then, as the hug was breaking you should have grabbed her  and lifted her powerfully, forcefully, to draw her in for a kiss.  She would either have balked, and you would have information, or in my personal experience she would have been sucking in your tongue as she wrapped her legs around you.  That's when you tell her, "damn, I have to have you, when can we make this happen".
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This is correct. Next time she opens the barn doors wide, don't overthink it, just walk through. Does Brees ignore Cooks when he's wide open and streaking to the end zone to check it down to the FB? No, he scores. Go score. Good luck

 
Don't Toews Me said:
First time I've ever seen a neck tattoo today. 

Pretty hot girl I saw had the tattoo of the roman numeral number "2" on the back of her neck. 

Reminded me of this back of the neck tattoo girl that NRJ is chasing. Never saw one before. 
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I've been with one girl who had a neck tattoo before.  Back of her neck,  some kind of tribal design. 

On our only date,  we saw Titanic (yes,  I'm old.) I knew I liked her when she laughed out loud during the scene where Leo died. 

We went back to my crappy apartment and had crazy sex.  She was really into it,  willing to do all sorts of unusual things. Even though I was 8 years older than she was,  she definitely taught me things that night. Mouth stuff,  butt stuff,  crotch stuff,  she was up for anything. 

Alas,  that one night was the only time anything happened between us. Sometimes young lust burns hotly but dies quickly.  But,  oh,  what a night.  

Moral of the story is,  don't reject a woman just because she has a neck tatoo. Now every time I hear Celine Dion,  I think fondly of Suzzanne (with 2 z's) with my Johnson in her hand and her tongue in my #######. 

 
CurlyNight said:
He already explained why the second hug didn't include a kiss despite strong opinions that it should have. The info that is being withheld from us is key to why this is going slow, aside from the kids and stuff. Something was said at that coffee date earlier. I kind of like not knowing this secret. It's like a soap in that there is something missing and we're trying to guess what it is.
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See,  this is why I'm reticent to mock the OP for not going for a kiss during the second hug.  What if the reason she  needed a hug was "my ex just got sentenced to 25 years for child pornography,  and he was taking advantage of me while I sleep for the last 3 years of our marriage." not exactly the time for a relationship-making kiss. 

 
Truth be told, I'm married with a toddler and an infant.  This evening I was laying in bed with my wife and mentioned how I couldn't wait for our "date" in bed this Saturday night.  Her response was         :rolleyes:           So yes I would kill to be in NRJ's shoes right about now.  Even if it's just a hug     :shrug:  

 
fred_1_15301 said:
Truth be told, I'm married with a toddler and an infant.  This evening I was laying in bed with my wife and mentioned how I couldn't wait for our "date" in bed this Saturday night.  Her response was         :rolleyes:           So yes I would kill to be in NRJ's shoes right about now.  Even if it's just a hug     :shrug:  
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Sorry,  GB.  It gets better.  I promise. 

 
This really has been a good thread, very nicely curated.  I don't have kids, nor am I trying to bone my neighbor.  So this is pretty uncharted water for the peanut gallery.

I trust your judgment as always but I think she's ready!  She wants you Nathan dude!  You're goin down this road anyway so who cares!  Pull her in and do it already you big galoot!  

 
I still think you're killing it, Nate Dogg.  You've built the sexual tension up to a palpable level.  There's no doubt that it is going to pay off.  That "I want to be embraced by you immediately" feeling isn't burning out anytime soon.  Pushing too hard or a kiss of your new neighbor makes you just like every other creeper guy.  Cooking dinner together, playing with your kids together, and sharing deeply personal life experiences -- that's a level of interpersonal intimacy that goes far beyond an awkward, forced kiss.  

The Friend Zoners are misreading the situation based on their own experiences getting "friend-zoned" because they weren't seen as true boyfriend material for their love interest.  That's clearly not the situation here.  The neighbor situation changes the game.  You can't bang your neighbor and then tell them that you are still married post-coitus.  Too many consequences.  Consequences that Marisa clearly recognizes, which we should take as a sign that she is more sane than a lady that would bang a new neighbor at a backyard BBQ because he splurged on aged cheddar over American.  It's undeniable that there is mutual interest and affection and unique shared life experiences, and you're both wisely being cautious about it considering the circumstances.  But the fact that she is thinking about the appropriateness of a hug suggests that she has been thinking of doing far more inappropriate neighborly things to you.

It's just a matter of time as long as you don't do something incredibly stupid, which I think is unlikely as long as you continue to follow your gut over the advice of middle-aged dudes who are impatiently awaiting another masturbatory tale until AZ Ron encounters another downtrodden broad in need of a few racks.  The saddest part about it all is that the Colonel is going to be so in love by the time that he finally gives the rear axle to Ms. Vito, we'll never actually get the sexy details.  ####, we'll be lucky to get a  :pickle: .

 
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Buckfast 1 said:
I still think you're killing it, Nate Dogg.  You've built the sexual tension up to a palpable level.  There's no doubt that it is going to pay off.  That "I want to be embraced by you immediately" feeling isn't burning out anytime soon.  Pushing too hard or a kiss of your new neighbor makes you just like every other creeper guy.  Cooking dinner together, playing with your kids together, and sharing deeply personal life experiences -- that's a level of interpersonal intimacy that goes far beyond an awkward, forced kiss.  

The Friend Zoners are misreading the situation based on their own experiences getting "friend-zoned" because they weren't seen as true boyfriend material for their love interest.  That's clearly not the situation here.  The neighbor situation changes the game.  You can't bang your neighbor and then tell them that you are still married post-coitus.  Too many consequences.  Consequences that Marisa clearly recognizes, which we should take as a sign that she is more sane than a lady that would bang a new neighbor at a backyard BBQ because he splurged on aged cheddar over American.  It's undeniable that there is mutual interest and affection and unique shared life experiences, and you're both wisely being cautious about it considering the circumstances.  But the fact that she is thinking about the appropriateness of a hug suggests that she has been thinking of doing far more inappropriate neighborly things to you.

It's just a matter of time as long as you don't do something incredibly stupid, which I think is unlikely as long as you continue to follow your gut over the advice of middle-aged dudes who are impatiently awaiting another masturbatory tale until AZ Ron encounters another downtrodden broad in need of a few racks.  The saddest part about it all is that the Colonel is going to be so in love by the time that he finally gives the rear axle to Ms. Vito, we'll never actually get the sexy details.  ####, we'll be lucky to get a  :pickle: .
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:goodposting: Most of these I-studs are out of their depth here. NRJ has to navigate some shallow waters here, and he's doing a darn good job. As we get older, sex declines a little in importance in favor of relationships. The hit and run isn't going to work. This Hallmark Channel movie approach is working just fine.

Now, I'm assuming @Nathan R. Jessep is inviting are heroine over to watch the Saints game on his 80" HD 4K TV this weekend. Let the kids play together while they sit so close that you can't get a credit card between their thighs.

 
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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FOOTBALL!!

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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Seriously dude slow the eff down

 
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