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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

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I think maybe going to church together, then schedule a sit down with your pastor/preacher for some pre-marital counseling is a good next step. It's good to really work through that past, and be absolutely certain the stars are aligned properly before you go all willy-nilly with the kissing. 
 
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NO HUGGING DURING THE PEACE OFFERING! ONLY FIRM HAND SHAKES.

 
[icon] said:
I think maybe going to church together, then schedule a sit down with your pastor/preacher for some pre-marital counseling is a good next step. It's good to really work through that past, and be absolutely certain the stars are aligned properly before you go all willy-nilly with the kissing. 
 
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Slow your roll, you are talking about mixing the devil's poison in with this cuddle-fest.  

 
There's been over 250 posts since NRJ's NON-Update Update... 8 HOURS AGO

What's wrong with us?

:bag:

 
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I work for a Non profit organization that does job training for individuals who are harder to employ: People who have been in prison, been in rehab, been homeless, etc. We have an 8 day boot camp and at the end of each day of class we have a hug line. NRJ is always welcome to join us in our hug line. He has shown he is a master hugger.

 
I've figured out the thread! Nathan R Jessup is a Joe Bryant alias.  He is trying to teach us that we don't need the debauchery of the Arizona Ron thread in the FFA. We can be satisfied with a good old fashioned, clean cut, non-sexual love story. This thread is at 85 pages and the AR thread is at 167 pages and it has been around for more than 3 years, so maybe we're proving his point?

 
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Beef Ravioli said:
Monday morning 8 am eastern time, over/under of pages in this thread?

142
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Over. 

I'm beginning to think NRJ is actually an ex KGB officer from the Cold War and he's using all of his brainwashing/mind control techniques on all of us (posting an update, but then leaving the cliffhanger and making us wait until the next day to tell us what he did). 

 
fantasycurse42 said:
:mindabsolutelyblown:

This is the kinda stat you drop into a client pitch when you're really trying to drive a point home, something that gets everyone's attention.

How is this possible?
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This is one most everyone can read at work.

The other one you have to read at home under the covers.

 
dhockster said:
I work for a Non profit organization that does job training for individuals who are harder to employ: People who have been in prison, been in rehab, been homeless, etc. We have an 8 day boot camp and at the end of each day of class we have a hug line. NRJ is always welcome to join us in our hug line. He has shown he is a master hugger.
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After a 90 minute hug, I'm betting he's also a master tugger, amirite?

 
cstu said:
Women generally don't share all of their baggage up front if they want to have sex with you.
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Not if sex is ALL they want from you, but if her long term goals are similar to NRJ's?

Sure they do.

 
Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'"
 

You make me weep and wanna die
Just when you said we'd try

Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone all by myself
You're out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other

You're tearin' me apart
Every, every day
You're tearin' me apart
Oh what can I say?
You're tearin' me apart

It won't be long, yes, till you're alone
When your lover, oh, he hasn't come home
Cause he's lovin', who he's touchin',
He's squeezin' another

He's tearin' you apart
Every, every day
He's tearin' you apart
Oh girl what can you say?
Cause he's lovin', touchin' another
Now it's your turn girl to cry
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na

 
cstu said:
Without something more than hugs?  No.
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NRJs last update suggested today included a bit more. Nobody JUST hugs for 90 minutes. Could have been long cuddling on couch watching the game last night.

Where are you NRJ?

 
renesauz said:
NRJs last update suggested today included a bit more. Nobody JUST hugs for 90 minutes. Could have been long cuddling on couch watching the game last night.

Where are you NRJ?
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He's isn't being very forthcoming, to put it mildly.

 
I haven't been following since about page 1... but the updated thread title makes me think he did some break dancing to impress her.  Please tell me I'm right.

 
You guys make fun, but right now he's curled up under a campfire with his neighbor making marshmallow schmoes. 

Hes already made it into the no sex phase of the relationship, and he did it in just weeks - prob took you #######s years or decades to accomplish that.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
You guys make fun, but right now he's curled up under a campfire with his neighbor making marshmallow schmoes. 

Hes already made it into the no sex phase of the relationship, and he did it in just weeks - prob took you #######s years or decades to accomplish that.
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I got there as soon as the ring went on.  

 
So we were promised an update this morning. He's probably just gonna disappear like Snickers now after the FFA buried him, and come back as OPM amirite?

 
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