Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

4. Who's Dickie Dunn TOM SERVO? ...

 

[Buzzbait]

if this is an accurate picture of life @ 40, then put a bullet in my head

Bang. Your welcome.

 

[James Daulton]

This is going to seem like a departure, but I bet NJR seals the deal within 3 days of the ink drying on her divorce.

Why is she waiting again?  I mean, are separated people supposed to wait for the divorce to be final to begin banging?  If so, this may sway me to stay married. 

 

[Funkley]

I think Marissa's first reaction will be that of shock when she realizes how many middle-aged losers there are on the internet.  

:shortbus:

ETA: long live :11:

Proud loser since 2003

 

[Funkley]

At what point does this turn into "Jessep's Thread About Nothing"?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

At what point does this turn into "Jessep's Thread About Nothing"?

Page 70 or so. 

 

[Fred Lane]

Right before you kiss her, does your face look like your avatar?  Just want to get a feel what she's into...

 

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It's actually way worse than this. The colonel at least has hope.

Speak for yourself... I'm 40 and this drudgery makes my life look like it belongs in on the front cover of People magazine by comparison. 

 

[cstu]

This is going to seem like a departure, but I bet NJR seals the deal within 3 days of the ink drying on her divorce.

As soon as the ink dries she's going to tell NRJ "Thanks for the emotional support through all of this...you've been great but I have a date tonight."

 

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As soon as the ink dries she's going to tell NRJ "Thanks for the emotional support through all of this...you've been great but I have a date tonight."

"I need to get laid... could you be a lamb and watch the kids?"

 

[DocHolliday]

Just filler at this point. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I am attentive.

There must be an officer on deck.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

For context, the Steve camping trip thread has fewer pages.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When you let everyone here smell your fingers, can I be firstish?

 

[RokNRole]

When you let everyone here smell your fingers, can I be firstish?

The one in the pink or the one in the stink?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My Link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The one in the pink or the one in the stink?

I was talking about BBQ, guy.

 

[Bull Dozier]

For context, the Steve camping trip thread has fewer pages.

You just blew my mind.

However, back in the Steve camping thread day, we actually occasionally had Friday threads to spread the attention out.  No longer the case.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was talking about BBQ, guy.

His smoke ring finger?

 

[fatness]

At what point does this turn into "Jessep's Thread About Nothing"?

It'll stay like this until the 1-year period is up and before she signs the divorce papers she wants to "think it over to be sure".  While she's "thinking it over" he'll look out his window and see her hugging another man.

 

[pats3in4]

I've lost track.  Did the colonel said she's waiting for her divorce to finalize before progressing the relationship physically or is this the spin from others here?

 

[Hang 10]

Wait, so has the hug well gone dry?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Through rain and wind and weather
the Colonel's been Hell-bent for leather
Wishin' his gal was by his side.
Of all the things he's missin'
Good vittles, hugs, and kissin'
Are waiting at the end of this ride.
 

 

[Keerock]

My Link

 NRJ is the King of the Dip####s...

 

[sports_fan]

Is this like a message board soap opera?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Is this like a message board soap opera?

More of an after school special.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Hugwell Soap - ask for it by name.

 

[Zegras11]

This thread is longer than the yoga pants thread.  You owe us a pic of Marissa in yoga pants.

 

[cstu]

Probably knee deep in her arms right now.

 

[Galileo]

This thread is longer than the yoga pants thread.  You owe us a pic of Marissa in yoga pants.

To be fair, people's hands are busy while viewing the yoga thread so they don't actually post much

 

[Zegras11]

Probably knee deep in her arms right now.

#hugburns

 

[msommer]

To be fair, people's hands are busy while viewing the yoga thread so they don't actually post much

Exactly, no discussion, no opposing views

 

[jon_mx]

NRJ is too busy soaking her walls to update.  I just hope he remembers for erections lasting more than 4 hours he needs to go see the doc.  

 

[jon_mx]

This thread is longer than the yoga pants thread.  You owe us a pic of Marissa in yoga pants.

Or even better, a picture of Marissa out of yoga pants.  

 

[Otis]

Pork yet?

 

[James Daulton]

What's the big deal about the divorce being final again?  From a Marissa letting our hero bang her perspective. 

 

[Steeler]

Sounds like a good night to have a bottle of champagne on ice ready so the cork can be popped. 

You forgot to add "...if you know what I mean".

 

[Chemical X]

At what point does this turn into "Jessep's Thread About Nothing"?

page 2

 

[cstu]

What's the big deal about the divorce being final again?  From a Marissa letting our hero bang her perspective. 

Gives her an excuse not to have sex with him. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Page 70 or so. 

That's quite generous. I was going to say Page 1. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Regarding the divorce, it's just a technicality mostly. I do think, though, that it is making her slow-play a bit as well. She's dated one other guy since she and her soon-to-be ex separated, which she said was somewhat of a rebound situation.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Wait, so has the hug well gone dry?

Quite the opposite, GB. The hug well runneth over.  

 

[cheeseypoof]

I think our Colonel is doing fine.  But to be honest, I'm recently widowed after 22 years of marriage and I had absolutely no game to speak of before that so what do I know.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Regarding the divorce, it's just a technicality mostly. I do think, though, that it is making her slow-play a bit as well. She's dated one other guy since she and her soon-to-be ex separated, which she said was somewhat of a rebound situation.

So he got the wild sexy time.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

So he got the wild sexy time.

Perhaps. I didn't ask for details. But here's what I do know. I know the physical chemistry between her and I is off the charts. When it happens, and I'm confident that it will, it will be an epic few seconds, followed by a brief intermission, followed by another epic several minutes.  

 

[Hawks64]

I think our Colonel is doing fine.  But to be honest, I'm recently widowed after 22 years of marriage and I had absolutely no game to speak of before that so what do I know.

Sorry for your loss cheesey.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Perhaps. I didn't ask for details. But here's what I do know. I know the physical chemistry between her and I is off the charts. When it happens, and I'm confident that it will, it will be an epic few seconds, followed by a brief intermission, followed by another epic several minutes.  

any man who can calmly eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trying to kill him will acquit himself admirably when it is time to storm the beach head.

 

[wikkidpissah]

I think our Colonel is doing fine.  But to be honest, I'm recently widowed after 22 years of marriage and I had absolutely no game to speak of before that so what do I know.

str8up honesty, my brother - the middle-aged guy's best friend. last time around, status was all wrapped up in 'the game' but, approaching fifty, loneliness is the bugaboo for single people. unless you wanna chase young skirt, letting women know how much you enjoy them when you enjoy them and that you want to enjoy them some more is music to the neck-wrinkle set. pressure's off, dood - like who you wanna like the way you wanna like em. if you're not a loser with way too many defined habits, this is your time.

 

[Captain Cranks]

I think our Colonel is doing fine.  But to be honest, I'm recently widowed after 22 years of marriage and I had absolutely no game to speak of before that so what do I know.

At a certain point, maybe in the 30s or so for most, women begin to put a premium on honesty and integrity rather than the excitement of the games.  

 

[DocHolliday]

Perhaps. I didn't ask for details. But here's what I do know. I know the physical chemistry between her and I is off the charts. When it happens, and I'm confident that it will, it will be an epic few seconds, followed by a brief intermission, followed by another epic several minutes.  

Still taking too long to happen.