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Imagine a supergroup of Liszt, Heifetz, Caruso, Pavarotti, Tatum, and Armstrong.

I'm not sure if they'd have been better than Velvet Revolver or Damn Yankees, but it'd been an epic debate.

 
A reminder of the judging criteria for the Musician/Performer category.

The criteria are listed in order of weightedness in determing the rankings.

1) Artistic expertice - the ability to emote with an instrument.

2) Technical mastery of one's instrument.

3) Innovativeness/importance in musical history

4) Popularity.

Note that these rankings were strictly based on the listed criteria as they apply to musicianship, not to song-writing, nor to talent/innovation in the recording process.

1) Franz Liszt

2) Jascha Heifetz

3) Enrico Caruso

4) Luciano Pavarotti

5) Art Tatum

6) Louis Armstrong

7) Yo Yo Ma

8) Frank Sinatra

9) Miles Davis

10) The Beatles

11) B.B. King

12) John McLaughlin

13) Frank Zappa

14) Led Zeppelin

15) Queen

16) Pink Floyd

17) The Grateful Dead

18) The Rolling Stones

19) Elton John

20) U2

These rankings are subject to change if sufficient arguments can be made to do so . . .

UH

:banned:
I think the only rational explanation here is that the good Uncle was assigning points rather than ranking them in order.Or he's stoned off his ####### ###.
the explanation is that he has no respect for rock music and considers it inferior to all other forms of music........
:D Wrong.
on an artistic level, yes... He does...He considers playing rock music inferior to playing other styles of music and he makes it clear with his ranking...
And I can only applaud him for this. :popcorn:
 
The Miles ranking surprised me the most.
Yeah, I was counting on him being a little higher, but once you remove songwriting from the equation and judge it on more measurable performing criteria (as Unc did), I can see why he's there. I'd still have him a spot or two higher, but that's largely based on his tremendous creative power (as a composer and bandleader, spurring the creativity of the musicians around him) and the depth of his catalogue, which don't come into play by the judging standards due to suggesting a measure of subjectivity. :popcorn: LET'S GO MILES, LET'S GO! :banned:
 
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To be fair to UH, he stated his criteria at the beginning of the draft. But as I wrote then, those were his criteria, not mine. In the third post, I wrote:

12. Musicians/Performers The greatest performers of music in world history. For this category and this category alone I will allow more than one person to be drafted at once; I am thinking specifically of modern rock bands.

My intention here was pretty clear to everyone. I was aware that the "composers" category would be completely dominated by classical music. I wanted to have modern, popular music as well. I think Uncle Humuna chose to take me more literally than I intended.

 
the explanation is that he has no respect for rock music and considers it inferior to all other forms of music........
:banned: Wrong.
on an artistic level, yes... He does...He considers playing rock music inferior to playing other styles of music and he makes it clear with his ranking...
Well, those are two different statements, and you'll have a hard time convincing me that rock bands are technically superior players than the people above them. I'll just let UH answer ya, though. :popcorn:
 
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How many rock musicians will be played 50 years from now?

Well, take a look at Elvis. He wasn't even drafted.

The Beatles have stood the test of time fairly well. They may still be played 50 years from now. The others, the jury is out, but it is questionable.

 
How many rock musicians will be played 50 years from now?Well, take a look at Elvis. He wasn't even drafted.The Beatles have stood the test of time fairly well. They may still be played 50 years from now. The others, the jury is out, but it is questionable.
Elvis was drafted as a celebrity.Which is another category that could be steaming away from Tim's description of it,as a lot of drafters did.
 
How many rock musicians will be played 50 years from now?Well, take a look at Elvis. He wasn't even drafted.The Beatles have stood the test of time fairly well. They may still be played 50 years from now. The others, the jury is out, but it is questionable.
Please.
 
the explanation is that he has no respect for rock music and considers it inferior to all other forms of music........
:( Wrong.
on an artistic level, yes... He does...He considers playing rock music inferior to playing other styles of music and he makes it clear with his ranking...
Well, those are two different statements, and you'll have a hard time convincing me that rock bands are technically superior players than the people above them. I'll just let UH answer ya, though. :no:
what exactly do you base that on, though?Just because they choose not to play technically difficult music at all times doesn't mean they can't... It means they prefer to have fun and rock out...

 
How many rock musicians will be played 50 years from now?Well, take a look at Elvis. He wasn't even drafted.The Beatles have stood the test of time fairly well. They may still be played 50 years from now. The others, the jury is out, but it is questionable.
that has more to do with recording quality than music quality...Plus rock music is only just barely 50 years old, so there really isn't any evidence possible to support your statement...
 
timschochet said:
all updated rankings, including wildcards are in the OP.GG, if your argument is that neither Socrates or Solomon can be proven to have really existed, I think this is unfair and inconsistent with the rest of the draft. Krista judged Homer based on his writings. I think it's only fair that Solomon be judged on his writings as well. We did the same with Sun Tzu, Lao Tzu, etc. I would argue that millions, perhaps billions of people are influenced by the three books in the Bible that King Splomon is said to have written, and that this should be given some more weight than your giving it. Just my opinion.
You're doing the exact same thing with Leonidas and Judas.
 
the explanation is that he has no respect for rock music and considers it inferior to all other forms of music........
:( Wrong.
on an artistic level, yes... He does...He considers playing rock music inferior to playing other styles of music and he makes it clear with his ranking...
Well, those are two different statements, and you'll have a hard time convincing me that rock bands are technically superior players than the people above them. I'll just let UH answer ya, though. :no:
what exactly do you base that on, though?Just because they choose not to play technically difficult music at all times doesn't mean they can't... It means they prefer to have fun and rock out...
What good does that do, when we're judging what they did play? That's no different than judging Bruce Lee by what we know he can do. Regardless, I'm quite aware that everyone in those bands can play. That doesn't mean they can do it better than the people above them in the ranking.
 
Question concerning the categories. I'm unclear on the judging parameters for the Musician/Performer category. Are the chosen figures in this category being judged purely on their performance? Say Band X has terrible songwriting skills, but puts on one of the greatest live acts of all time. Is that what this category is looking for? Pure performance? Or is the whole package taken into account?
Whole package. I did not mean live performances, per se. Recordings are fine too. I'm just separating this from the writers of the music, (though even that you can take into account.)It's basically a means to include popular music in the mix.
I probably should have posted before the 1st musician/performer was selected, but this needs further clarification.Firstly, Tim, could you claifiy what you mean by musician/performer.Does this include singers?How about other forms of entertainment (e.g. dancers? comedians? general entertainers?)On first glance, separating out composing/song-writing should make this category easier, but it some ways, it muddies the water.Many modern day musicians' song-writing capabilities are included when judging their merits as musicians.As stated, for this category, this will not be included at all in the judging.What will be factored in are the following (in order of importance):1) Artistic expertice - the ability to emote with an instrument (further definition to come later).2) Technical mastery of one's instrument.3) Innovativeness/importance in musical history4) Popularity (which is almost an intrinsic requirement, since an artist needs to be known, to be selected).More to come . . .
OK, this was posted shortly after the Beatles were the first ones off the board. In the initial writeup on that pick, he did indicate his reservations about them, but stated they would be the top of their genre.You may disagree with the rankings...and it's hard for me to fathom...but he has been consistent in applying his criteria.He did several evaluations (Beatles, Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis) before timschochet requested he wait until the end.Based on that, we had a clear idea what he wanted.Now, I can somewhat defend his methodology...but head to head in matchups, the bottom 10 is cleaning the clock of most of the top 10. Especially the very bottom.
 
How many rock musicians will be played 50 years from now?Well, take a look at Elvis. He wasn't even drafted.The Beatles have stood the test of time fairly well. They may still be played 50 years from now. The others, the jury is out, but it is questionable.
that has more to do with recording quality than music quality...Plus rock music is only just barely 50 years old, so there really isn't any evidence possible to support your statement...
That's a fair statement. However, music genres come and go. What music do they play now, coming from the 30's and 40's and 50's (pre rock). Anybody play Benny Goodman or Bing Crosby or Pat Boone? Some rock musicians may well stand the test of time. Others, who are popular now, will sink without a trace.
 
does anybody know of a readable treatise on recency & the psycholoical mindset? there is little to suggest that Queen or Elton John will be of any more popular regard in a half-century than Harry James or the Dorsey Bros are now, yet people seem honestly offended by the suggestion.

 
does anybody know of a readable treatise on recency & the psycholoical mindset? there is little to suggest that Queen or Elton John will be of any more popular regard in a half-century than Harry James or the Dorsey Bros are now, yet people seem honestly offended by the suggestion.
They let you outta jail?Welcome back.
 
What music do they play now, coming from the 30's and 40's and 50's (pre rock). Anybody play Benny Goodman or Bing Crosby or Pat Boone? Some rock musicians may well stand the test of time. Others, who are popular now, will sink without a trace.
:hey: Although it's out of equal amounts of love for Krupa and Goodman.
 
does anybody know of a readable treatise on recency & the psycholoical mindset? there is little to suggest that Queen or Elton John will be of any more popular regard in a half-century than Harry James or the Dorsey Bros are now, yet people seem honestly offended by the suggestion.
They let you outta jail?Welcome back.
thx, Oz. i was violated repeatedly by bored football fans in FBG lockup & got a prison tatt of the FFA Scale of Hotness - i am a changed person.
 
What music do they play now, coming from the 30's and 40's and 50's (pre rock). Anybody play Benny Goodman or Bing Crosby or Pat Boone? Some rock musicians may well stand the test of time. Others, who are popular now, will sink without a trace.
:hey: Although it's out of equal amounts of love for Krupa and Goodman.
Good for you. He played a mean clarinet.
I'll add that I certainly see your point. It's not like music of that time is popular today, and a lot of today's music could be a blip on the radar in 50 years.
 
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How many rock musicians will be played 50 years from now?Well, take a look at Elvis. He wasn't even drafted.The Beatles have stood the test of time fairly well. They may still be played 50 years from now. The others, the jury is out, but it is questionable.
that has more to do with recording quality than music quality...Plus rock music is only just barely 50 years old, so there really isn't any evidence possible to support your statement...
That's a fair statement. However, music genres come and go. What music do they play now, coming from the 30's and 40's and 50's (pre rock). Anybody play Benny Goodman or Bing Crosby or Pat Boone? Some rock musicians may well stand the test of time. Others, who are popular now, will sink without a trace.
I'm telling you there are two main reasons for those styles losing popularity:1. recording. The recording quality was atrocious, its grainy and fuzzy and sounds bad even to the most un-trained listener (especially if played side-by-side with anything recorded since about the 80s), thus its hard to play it on the radio because the difference in quality would be jarring and thus it loses popularity with the masses.2. They were stuck in a segregated world. Rock music was created when they combined black styles (Blues, R&B, Gospel) with white styles (Pop, Country) and made a new style of music. That's why rock music is so varied. I mean everything from Britney Spears to Elvis to Korn to Michael Jackson is classified as rock music... When the jump to rock music happened and the styles started blending, the quality in music took a MASSIVE leap forward...you gotta look from, say, the early 60s on... Anything before that is iffy...and most of the "big names" of the early-to-mid 60s are still respected and listened to today...
 
A reminder of the judging criteria for the Musician/Performer category.

The criteria are listed in order of weightedness in determing the rankings.

1) Artistic expertice - the ability to emote with an instrument.

2) Technical mastery of one's instrument.

3) Innovativeness/importance in musical history

4) Popularity.

Note that these rankings were strictly based on the listed criteria as they apply to musicianship, not to song-writing, nor to talent/innovation in the recording process.

1) Franz Liszt

2) Jascha Heifetz

3) Enrico Caruso

4) Luciano Pavarotti

5) Art Tatum

6) Louis Armstrong

7) Yo Yo Ma

8) Frank Sinatra

9) Miles Davis

10) The Beatles

11) B.B. King

12) John McLaughlin

13) Frank Zappa

14) Led Zeppelin

15) Queen

16) Pink Floyd

17) The Grateful Dead

18) The Rolling Stones

19) Elton John

20) U2

These rankings are subject to change if sufficient arguments can be made to do so . . .

UH

:yes:
First of all: take that, Beatles! :D Second, I think the rankings are remarkably consistent, given Unc's criteria. Frank above Miles bugs me, but it's not a big deal. Also, the reactions so far are hilarious.

Third, I'd love to see how the list would be rearranged if UH was asked to order them by personal preference. :yes:
:hey: Whew. I thought I was the only person who thought these were pretty good rankings. I'd switch Sinatra and McLaughlin, perhaps, but pretty good overall based on the criteria you stated. :yes:
 
btw...

out of curiosity...

how can you both on one hand say bands like Queen or Zeppelin or acts like Elton John won't be remembered in 50 years when they sold hundreds of millions of albums and are still held in the highest regard today 30 years+ after they first appeared...

and yet think that people who are known by a few million people tops are going to be relevant longer?

Hate to break it to you, but in 100 years its more likely Queen survives than the classical musicians ahead of them...

 
btw...

out of curiosity...

how can you both on one hand say bands like Queen or Zeppelin or acts like Elton John won't be remembered in 50 years when they sold hundreds of millions of albums and are still held in the highest regard today 30 years+ after they first appeared...

and yet think that people who are known by a few million people tops are going to be relevant longer?

Hate to break it to you, but in 100 years its more likely Queen survives than the classical musicians ahead of them...
I keep thinking that Larry's said the most outrageous thing, and then he tops it.
 
the explanation is that he has no respect for rock music and considers it inferior to all other forms of music........
:lmao: Wrong.
on an artistic level, yes... He does...He considers playing rock music inferior to playing other styles of music and he makes it clear with his ranking...
Well, those are two different statements, and you'll have a hard time convincing me that rock bands are technically superior players than the people above them. I'll just let UH answer ya, though. :shrug:
what exactly do you base that on, though?Just because they choose not to play technically difficult music at all times doesn't mean they can't... It means they prefer to have fun and rock out...
Wow, there have been some horrible arguments made in this thread, but I'm fairly sure this is the worst.
 
on an artistic level, yes... He does...

He considers playing rock music inferior to playing other styles of music and he makes it clear with his ranking...
Well, those are two different statements, and you'll have a hard time convincing me that rock bands are technically superior players than the people above them. I'll just let UH answer ya, though. :shrug:
what exactly do you base that on, though?Just because they choose not to play technically difficult music at all times doesn't mean they can't... It means they prefer to have fun and rock out...
Wow, there have been some horrible arguments made in this thread, but I'm fairly sure this is the worst.
what?That it is incredibly likely that the "rockstars" are more technically proficient than they are being credited for?

They play popular music, they have great lives living large as rock stars...

the "harder" and more "technical" the music gets, by and large, the less popular it is...

if your music is less popular, your rock star life isn't quite as large as it used to be...

 
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btw...

out of curiosity...

how can you both on one hand say bands like Queen or Zeppelin or acts like Elton John won't be remembered in 50 years when they sold hundreds of millions of albums and are still held in the highest regard today 30 years+ after they first appeared...

and yet think that people who are known by a few million people tops are going to be relevant longer?

Hate to break it to you, but in 100 years its more likely Queen survives than the classical musicians ahead of them...
I keep thinking that Larry's said the most outrageous thing, and then he tops it.
In 1955, Decca issued comprehensive albums of Bing Crosby, saying (and it was true): "The voice of Bing Crosby has been heard by more people than any man who ever lived."And today?

Obscurity. Although his recording of White Christmas, played at malls all over the world at Christmastime, might make the statement true even today.

 
btw...

out of curiosity...

how can you both on one hand say bands like Queen or Zeppelin or acts like Elton John won't be remembered in 50 years when they sold hundreds of millions of albums and are still held in the highest regard today 30 years+ after they first appeared...

and yet think that people who are known by a few million people tops are going to be relevant longer?

Hate to break it to you, but in 100 years its more likely Queen survives than the classical musicians ahead of them...
I keep thinking that Larry's said the most outrageous thing, and then he tops it.
Well, Opera Houses and Symphonies require donations from the wealthy and some of the most respected in the US have been required to close due to the recent recession. Classical music should survive for a considerable time, but I hardly think its absurd to contend that classical music would die out before rock music.
 
How many rock musicians will be played 50 years from now?Well, take a look at Elvis. He wasn't even drafted.The Beatles have stood the test of time fairly well. They may still be played 50 years from now. The others, the jury is out, but it is questionable.
that has more to do with recording quality than music quality...Plus rock music is only just barely 50 years old, so there really isn't any evidence possible to support your statement...
That's a fair statement. However, music genres come and go. What music do they play now, coming from the 30's and 40's and 50's (pre rock). Anybody play Benny Goodman or Bing Crosby or Pat Boone? Some rock musicians may well stand the test of time. Others, who are popular now, will sink without a trace.
I'm telling you there are two main reasons for those styles losing popularity:1. recording. The recording quality was atrocious, its grainy and fuzzy and sounds bad even to the most un-trained listener (especially if played side-by-side with anything recorded since about the 80s), thus its hard to play it on the radio because the difference in quality would be jarring and thus it loses popularity with the masses.2. They were stuck in a segregated world. Rock music was created when they combined black styles (Blues, R&B, Gospel) with white styles (Pop, Country) and made a new style of music. That's why rock music is so varied. I mean everything from Britney Spears to Elvis to Korn to Michael Jackson is classified as rock music... When the jump to rock music happened and the styles started blending, the quality in music took a MASSIVE leap forward...you gotta look from, say, the early 60s on... Anything before that is iffy...and most of the "big names" of the early-to-mid 60s are still respected and listened to today...
1. Although recording quality has improved by leaps and bounds, that doesn't explain why certain musical genres fade away. It can explain why certain recordings aren't listened to as often, but if the genre itself is popular, musicians will still be drawn to and inspired by it, making gradually better recordings.2. So rock music is inherently superior now? Wow.
 
on an artistic level, yes... He does...

He considers playing rock music inferior to playing other styles of music and he makes it clear with his ranking...
Well, those are two different statements, and you'll have a hard time convincing me that rock bands are technically superior players than the people above them. I'll just let UH answer ya, though. :shrug:
what exactly do you base that on, though?Just because they choose not to play technically difficult music at all times doesn't mean they can't... It means they prefer to have fun and rock out...
Wow, there have been some horrible arguments made in this thread, but I'm fairly sure this is the worst.
what?That it is incredibly likely that the "rockstars" are more technically proficient than they are being credited for?

They play popular music, they have great lives living large as rock stars...

the "harder" and more "technical" the music gets, by and large, the less popular it is...

if your music is less popular, your rock star life isn't quite as large as it used to be...
So they consciously choose not to be the greatest musician they could possibly be but because they choose to do this they should still be high up on the list of great musicians?
 
btw...

out of curiosity...

how can you both on one hand say bands like Queen or Zeppelin or acts like Elton John won't be remembered in 50 years when they sold hundreds of millions of albums and are still held in the highest regard today 30 years+ after they first appeared...

and yet think that people who are known by a few million people tops are going to be relevant longer?

Hate to break it to you, but in 100 years its more likely Queen survives than the classical musicians ahead of them...
I keep thinking that Larry's said the most outrageous thing, and then he tops it.
Well, Opera Houses and Symphonies require donations from the wealthy and some of the most respected in the US have been required to close due to the recent recession. Classical music should survive for a considerable time, but I hardly think its absurd to contend that classical music would die out before rock music.
I'm not saying that Classical music will die out...I'm saying that the specific musicians won't be remembered...

Whereas if you listen to "We are the Champions" or "We Will Rock You" or "Bohemian Rhapsody", you think of Queen... and you will ALWAYS think of Queen...

or if you watch the Lion King, you think of Elton John... (sort of)

 
How many rock musicians will be played 50 years from now?Well, take a look at Elvis. He wasn't even drafted.The Beatles have stood the test of time fairly well. They may still be played 50 years from now. The others, the jury is out, but it is questionable.
that has more to do with recording quality than music quality...Plus rock music is only just barely 50 years old, so there really isn't any evidence possible to support your statement...
That's a fair statement. However, music genres come and go. What music do they play now, coming from the 30's and 40's and 50's (pre rock). Anybody play Benny Goodman or Bing Crosby or Pat Boone? Some rock musicians may well stand the test of time. Others, who are popular now, will sink without a trace.
I'm telling you there are two main reasons for those styles losing popularity:1. recording. The recording quality was atrocious, its grainy and fuzzy and sounds bad even to the most un-trained listener (especially if played side-by-side with anything recorded since about the 80s), thus its hard to play it on the radio because the difference in quality would be jarring and thus it loses popularity with the masses.2. They were stuck in a segregated world. Rock music was created when they combined black styles (Blues, R&B, Gospel) with white styles (Pop, Country) and made a new style of music. That's why rock music is so varied. I mean everything from Britney Spears to Elvis to Korn to Michael Jackson is classified as rock music... When the jump to rock music happened and the styles started blending, the quality in music took a MASSIVE leap forward...you gotta look from, say, the early 60s on... Anything before that is iffy...and most of the "big names" of the early-to-mid 60s are still respected and listened to today...
1. Although recording quality has improved by leaps and bounds, that doesn't explain why certain musical genres fade away. It can explain why certain recordings aren't listened to as often, but if the genre itself is popular, musicians will still be drawn to and inspired by it, making gradually better recordings.2. So rock music is inherently superior now? Wow.
1. sort of... Most of those styles are still played, only music has involved and those styles have merged with other styles...2. Kind of, yes. But only because "rock music" contains every single other style of music that has ever, or will ever, exist...
 
Well, those are two different statements, and you'll have a hard time convincing me that rock bands are technically superior players than the people above them. I'll just let UH answer ya, though. :shrug:
what exactly do you base that on, though?Just because they choose not to play technically difficult music at all times doesn't mean they can't... It means they prefer to have fun and rock out...
Wow, there have been some horrible arguments made in this thread, but I'm fairly sure this is the worst.
what?That it is incredibly likely that the "rockstars" are more technically proficient than they are being credited for?

They play popular music, they have great lives living large as rock stars...

the "harder" and more "technical" the music gets, by and large, the less popular it is...

if your music is less popular, your rock star life isn't quite as large as it used to be...
So they consciously choose not to be the greatest musician they could possibly be but because they choose to do this they should still be high up on the list of great musicians?
they choose to play music that they like, that they have fun playing, and that gets them what they want...
 
I previously had the guy on ignore, but I admit I really like LarryBoy's squad. First off he's got Jesus and the Virgin Mary. Is there a better starting front two? I think not. Round that out with the wisdom of Solomon and you've got the foundation to run the triangle offense. And next you tell me Babe Ruth is batting cleanup? Forget about it. That is about as dominating as it gets. You don't have to be Khwarizmi, the inventor of Algebra, to know that this team adds up to a winner. Yuri Gagarin's been to space and even he's never seen anything like this. Like Queen, this squad will rock you. Like Nero, they are en feugo. What's that? You can't walk on water. Well let me introduce you to the inventor of the first modern ship. Yeah Brunel made the team too. Legends like Bach, Homer, Raphael, and Bernini continue to round out a powerful lineup. And why would the youth of today need Shakespeare when they've got Miyamoto. Mario games = over 200 million sold worldwide. Suck on that Hamlet! And then you've got the Sun King, Louis XIV coming off the bench. Are you kidding me? One of the greatest European monarchs of all time. The guy made Spain and the rest of Europe his *****. France is still living off his achievements. And his Han Dynasty counterpart Cao Cao is ready with his Three Kingdoms to lay down some unmerciful martial arts on the opposition. That IRA dude looks like a mean hitter as well. And C.S. Lewis is also waiting in the wings to unleash Aslan on your sorry ###. And if you get past him, you won't get past Leonidas. That guy killed a million Persians with a spear and some body oil. Respect! Well done LarryBoy. Well done. You sir get my vote.

 
I previously had the guy on ignore, but I admit I really like LarryBoy's squad. First off he's got Jesus and the Virgin Mary. Is there a better starting front two? I think not. Round that out with the wisdom of Solomon and you've got the foundation to run the triangle offense. And next you tell me Babe Ruth is batting cleanup? Forget about it. That is about as dominating as it gets. You don't have to be Khwarizmi, the inventor of Algebra, to know that this team adds up to a winner. Yuri Gagarin's been to space and even he's never seen anything like this. Like Queen, this squad will rock you. Like Nero, they are en feugo. What's that? You can't walk on water. Well let me introduce you to the inventor of the first modern ship. Yeah Brunel made the team too. Legends like Bach, Homer, Raphael, and Bernini continue to round out a powerful lineup. And why would the youth of today need Shakespeare when they've got Miyamoto. Mario games = over 200 million sold worldwide. Suck on that Hamlet! And then you've got the Sun King, Louis XIV coming off the bench. Are you kidding me? One of the greatest European monarchs of all time. The guy made Spain and the rest of Europe his *****. France is still living off his achievements. And his Han Dynasty counterpart Cao Cao is ready with his Three Kingdoms to lay down some unmerciful martial arts on the opposition. That IRA dude looks like a mean hitter as well. And C.S. Lewis is also waiting in the wings to unleash Aslan on your sorry ###. And if you get past him, you won't get past Leonidas. That guy killed a million Persians with a spear and some body oil. Respect! Well done LarryBoy. Well done. You sir get my vote.
:lmao:
 
what exactly do you base that on, though?Just because they choose not to play technically difficult music at all times doesn't mean they can't... It means they prefer to have fun and rock out...
Wow, there have been some horrible arguments made in this thread, but I'm fairly sure this is the worst.
what?That it is incredibly likely that the "rockstars" are more technically proficient than they are being credited for?They play popular music, they have great lives living large as rock stars...the "harder" and more "technical" the music gets, by and large, the less popular it is...if your music is less popular, your rock star life isn't quite as large as it used to be...
So they consciously choose not to be the greatest musician they could possibly be but because they choose to do this they should still be high up on the list of great musicians?
they choose to play music that they like, that they have fun playing, and that gets them what they want...
How does that qualify them as "greatest musicians"?
 
I previously had the guy on ignore, but I admit I really like LarryBoy's squad. First off he's got Jesus and the Virgin Mary. Is there a better starting front two? I think not. Round that out with the wisdom of Solomon and you've got the foundation to run the triangle offense. And next you tell me Babe Ruth is batting cleanup? Forget about it. That is about as dominating as it gets. You don't have to be Khwarizmi, the inventor of Algebra, to know that this team adds up to a winner. Yuri Gagarin's been to space and even he's never seen anything like this. Like Queen, this squad will rock you. Like Nero, they are en feugo. What's that? You can't walk on water. Well let me introduce you to the inventor of the first modern ship. Yeah Brunel made the team too. Legends like Bach, Homer, Raphael, and Bernini continue to round out a powerful lineup. And why would the youth of today need Shakespeare when they've got Miyamoto. Mario games = over 200 million sold worldwide. Suck on that Hamlet! And then you've got the Sun King, Louis XIV coming off the bench. Are you kidding me? One of the greatest European monarchs of all time. The guy made Spain and the rest of Europe his *****. France is still living off his achievements. And his Han Dynasty counterpart Cao Cao is ready with his Three Kingdoms to lay down some unmerciful martial arts on the opposition. That IRA dude looks like a mean hitter as well. And C.S. Lewis is also waiting in the wings to unleash Aslan on your sorry ###. And if you get past him, you won't get past Leonidas. That guy killed a million Persians with a spear and some body oil. Respect! Well done LarryBoy. Well done. You sir get my vote.
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what?That it is incredibly likely that the "rockstars" are more technically proficient than they are being credited for?They play popular music, they have great lives living large as rock stars...the "harder" and more "technical" the music gets, by and large, the less popular it is...if your music is less popular, your rock star life isn't quite as large as it used to be...
So they consciously choose not to be the greatest musician they could possibly be but because they choose to do this they should still be high up on the list of great musicians?
they choose to play music that they like, that they have fun playing, and that gets them what they want...
How does that qualify them as "greatest musicians"?
how does "they play popular music that people want to hear" make them not great musicians?What good is music if no one wants to hear it?
 
what?That it is incredibly likely that the "rockstars" are more technically proficient than they are being credited for?They play popular music, they have great lives living large as rock stars...the "harder" and more "technical" the music gets, by and large, the less popular it is...if your music is less popular, your rock star life isn't quite as large as it used to be...
So they consciously choose not to be the greatest musician they could possibly be but because they choose to do this they should still be high up on the list of great musicians?
they choose to play music that they like, that they have fun playing, and that gets them what they want...
How does that qualify them as "greatest musicians"?
how does "they play popular music that people want to hear" make them not great musicians?What good is music if no one wants to hear it?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:It just gets better. mad sweeney, you're fighting the good fight.
 
what?That it is incredibly likely that the "rockstars" are more technically proficient than they are being credited for?They play popular music, they have great lives living large as rock stars...the "harder" and more "technical" the music gets, by and large, the less popular it is...if your music is less popular, your rock star life isn't quite as large as it used to be...
So they consciously choose not to be the greatest musician they could possibly be but because they choose to do this they should still be high up on the list of great musicians?
they choose to play music that they like, that they have fun playing, and that gets them what they want...
How does that qualify them as "greatest musicians"?
how does "they play popular music that people want to hear" make them not great musicians?What good is music if no one wants to hear it?
There's been similar enough discussion about this concept on plenty of other categories. Popularity and greatness re not the same thing.
 
I'm willing to bet right now that no one seeded higher then 8 wins this thing. And it won't be close either. Most of the judges that have been "off" have been so far off as to be almost upside down. At this point a bowling score is better then a golf score in these things.

Not attacking anyone in a mean spirited way - most of the judges were up front with their "criteria." But overall I have no doubt that a lower seed is money going into the voting. And I didn't come close to feeling that way in the GAD.

 
Good job, Uncle H. I hope you're going to add write-ups at some point. Some good discussion of the best musicians of the world would be great.

 
that has more to do with recording quality than music quality...Plus rock music is only just barely 50 years old, so there really isn't any evidence possible to support your statement...
That's a fair statement. However, music genres come and go. What music do they play now, coming from the 30's and 40's and 50's (pre rock). Anybody play Benny Goodman or Bing Crosby or Pat Boone? Some rock musicians may well stand the test of time. Others, who are popular now, will sink without a trace.
I'm telling you there are two main reasons for those styles losing popularity:1. recording. The recording quality was atrocious, its grainy and fuzzy and sounds bad even to the most un-trained listener (especially if played side-by-side with anything recorded since about the 80s), thus its hard to play it on the radio because the difference in quality would be jarring and thus it loses popularity with the masses.2. They were stuck in a segregated world. Rock music was created when they combined black styles (Blues, R&B, Gospel) with white styles (Pop, Country) and made a new style of music. That's why rock music is so varied. I mean everything from Britney Spears to Elvis to Korn to Michael Jackson is classified as rock music... When the jump to rock music happened and the styles started blending, the quality in music took a MASSIVE leap forward...you gotta look from, say, the early 60s on... Anything before that is iffy...and most of the "big names" of the early-to-mid 60s are still respected and listened to today...
1. Although recording quality has improved by leaps and bounds, that doesn't explain why certain musical genres fade away. It can explain why certain recordings aren't listened to as often, but if the genre itself is popular, musicians will still be drawn to and inspired by it, making gradually better recordings.2. So rock music is inherently superior now? Wow.
1. sort of... Most of those styles are still played, only music has involved and those styles have merged with other styles...2. Kind of, yes. But only because "rock music" contains every single other style of music that has ever, or will ever, exist...
Yeah, right. For all you know, in fifty years everyone will be listening to gamelan. It ain't rock, I can tell you.
 
There's been similar enough discussion about this concept on plenty of other categories. Popularity and greatness re not the same thing.
Yet not a single person that believes that as militantly as many here have come to really explaining why. It boils down to elitist snob comments and eyerolling at that audacity of the common man here to question people like Joyce.When it comes to the artistic and cultural categories, popularity means a great deal and it means more then the judges are allowing.
 
A reminder of the judging criteria for the Musician/Performer category.

The criteria are listed in order of weightedness in determing the rankings.

1) Artistic expertice - the ability to emote with an instrument.

2) Technical mastery of one's instrument.

3) Innovativeness/importance in musical history

4) Popularity.

Note that these rankings were strictly based on the listed criteria as they apply to musicianship, not to song-writing, nor to talent/innovation in the recording process.

1) Franz Liszt

2) Jascha Heifetz

3) Enrico Caruso

4) Luciano Pavarotti

5) Art Tatum

6) Louis Armstrong

7) Yo Yo Ma

8) Frank Sinatra

9) Miles Davis

10) The Beatles

11) B.B. King

12) John McLaughlin

13) Frank Zappa

14) Led Zeppelin

15) Queen

16) Pink Floyd

17) The Grateful Dead

18) The Rolling Stones

19) Elton John

20) U2

These rankings are subject to change if sufficient arguments can be made to do so . . .

UH

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So, without getting into where the rock musicians are placed relative to anyone else; at a basic level what you are saying here is that The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Pink Floyd, and the Grateful Dead are all "greater" bands than the Rolling Stones. The Beatles is easy, add me to the chorus who felt they should easily be number one in this category. I'd like to understand how you arrive at all the other bands being greater than the Stones though.

 
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Good job, Uncle H. I hope you're going to add write-ups at some point. Some good discussion of the best musicians of the world would be great.
Hell. Yes. I hope Unc has the time for some individual write-ups, because everyone on this list deserves them - even the chumps at the bottom. :lmao:
 
btw...

out of curiosity...

how can you both on one hand say bands like Queen or Zeppelin or acts like Elton John won't be remembered in 50 years when they sold hundreds of millions of albums and are still held in the highest regard today 30 years+ after they first appeared...

and yet think that people who are known by a few million people tops are going to be relevant longer?

Hate to break it to you, but in 100 years its more likely Queen survives than the classical musicians ahead of them...
I keep thinking that Larry's said the most outrageous thing, and then he tops it.
In 1955, Decca issued comprehensive albums of Bing Crosby, saying (and it was true): "The voice of Bing Crosby has been heard by more people than any man who ever lived."And today?

Obscurity. Although his recording of White Christmas, played at malls all over the world at Christmastime, might make the statement true even today.
This reflects well on The Chairman of the Board. :kicksrock:
 

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