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Worst Christmas Songs (1 Viewer)

Okay. The Mellencamp version of "I saw mommy..." is gaining serious ground.

The fiddles and screeching children at the end are awful.

 
Cjw_55106 said:
This time of the year, I tend to put on the "Christmas station" when the family is in the car. Now I know there are probably a million obscure songs that are terrible, but im talking about the main stream ones.

For me, it doesnt get any worse than Wham! and the terrible "Last Christmas". First off, its Wham, which is a negative. Secondly, other than the words "last Christmas", the song has nothing to do with Christmas. Taylor Swift has made a bit more palatable rendition in recent years, but overall, I cant change the station fast enough when that song comes on.
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I've come around to this. This is a much worse song than McCartney's.

And now that it's been done by Grande it's like someone jamming an icicle into your ear with a cymbal.

 
Last Christmas - most of the answers in here are like schtick songs - nobody takes them seriously anyway.  Last Christmas is an abomination that they play consistently on the radio this time of year.  Horrible.

 
Leroy Hoard said:
Worse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHI8M1K2LXs
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Well, it's the internet, so it might be sacrilege on two fronts, but yes, that might be worse.  

I think the alt-country guitar in the cat version is better than the jingle synth, though. 

OH FORGET IT THEY'RE BOTH AWFUL LEROY WHY DID YOU SEND ME THIS CHRISTMAS GIFT COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN SOMETHING WITH A BOW ON IT THAT FIT RIGHT AND MAKE ME LOOK DAPPER FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF FAT AND NECKBEARDED AND... 

FORGET IT

Silent Night cats it is.  

 
AAABatteries said:
Last Christmas - most of the answers in here are like schtick songs - nobody takes them seriously anyway.  Last Christmas is an abomination that they play consistently on the radio this time of year.  Horrible.
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Dr. Demento wants a word with you about what sort of caroling is serious and which is best left to the dogs.  

 
AAABatteries said:
Last Christmas - most of the answers in here are like schtick songs - nobody takes them seriously anyway.  Last Christmas is an abomination that they play consistently on the radio this time of year.  Horrible.
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Last Christmas is a million times better than the Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime song.

 
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I will say that watching Christmas in Hollis reminds me of how terminally unhip, yet hip, RUN-DMC was, down to the Trailblazer gear ten years before it was cool and the Adidas track suit twenty years out. 

In the '80s, no less. 

Ill.

 
ffldrew said:
David Bowie and Bing Crosby do a great little drummer boy that rescues it from the garbage pile. If you think of that version from here on out you'd be OK with that song.
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And Sean Kingston's version is awesome!

Capella said:
That ####ing song where the kid wants to buy shoes for his mom that is about to die.
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Christmas Shoes.  I get physically ill when I hear it.

 
After much consideration I decided on the dirge "I'll Be Home For Christmas". Extra points for being around forever with many versions, all of which suck.

So bad that in the UK the BBC banned the song from broadcast, as the Corporation's management felt the lyrics might lower morale among British troops.

 
The Mccartney Christmastime song is easily the worst, but Melekalikkimakka (sp?) by Bing Crosby is a close second for me.

 
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My new most disliked one is Santa Claus is Coming to Town by (I think) Frankie and the Four Seasons.

"You better watch out.. you better not CRY EYE EYE!!!"

ugh.. is that guy's entire musical legacy the annoying EYE EYE noise he makes from "Big Girls Don't Cry" ?

 
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