Worst five words you could say on a first date? (1 Viewer)

[Parrothead]

ever had a Cleveland steamer?

 

[gianmarco]

My moves are from Eminence.

I'm a finger blaster master.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have represented rapists before.

 

[gianmarco]

Really think no means no?

 

[Gustavo Fring]

I thought you were buying.

 

[Scoresman]

One Chipotle Burrito Bowl please

 

[belljr]

Is it in me yet?

 

[dickey moe]

Do you like Huey Lewis?

 

[Cjw_55106]

Bill Cosby was unfairly judged.

 

[Jack White]

Do you shave your ####?

 

[JNox3]

I love Clash of Clans

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I'm voting for Hillary Clinton

 

[Cjw_55106]

Wanna see my bo staff?

 

[bostonfred]

One of us crapped ourselves

 

[JNox3]

One of us crapped ourselves

 

[Hilts]

Let's talk about the Jews.

 

[Scoresman]

According to my friend, Eminence

 

[matttyl]

I'm a full on rapist. - Charlie Day

 

[Nick Vermeil]

My therapist says I'm ready

 

[Parrothead]

wanna see my porn collection?

 

[El Floppo]

Doctor said not contagious anymore

Doctor said it's still contagious

 

[JNox3]

I'm friends with Tim Schochet

 

[jon_mx]

Do you spit or swallow?

Not seeing the problem with this one.

 

[17seconds]

I just killed your parents

 

[JNox3]

I'm a dentist and hunter

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Wanna hold my colostomy bag?

 

[Koya]

You are not THAT fat.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Pick, roll, flick or eat?

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Moist mosquito colon sputum audit.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Your children are wicked ugly

 

[Leroy Hoard]

One of us crapped ourselves

lol

 

[mquinnjr]

"Take the A train here?"

No, why?

"Want to take it home?"

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Sexually Aroused by Gas Masks?

 

[Cjw_55106]

Do your lips hang low?

Do they wobble to & fro?

Do your lips hang low?

Well the rule was..wait, wat?

 

[Buttonhook]

I can't get it up.

 

[kentric]

My herpes sores aren't contagious.

 

[kentric]

I have represented rapists before.

Did Malloy get off?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I am a police officer

 

[kentric]

my case is still pending.

 

[mquinnjr]

You about a size 14?

 

[dickey moe]

"Wasn't asking about your dress."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ever seen a penis pump?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Gates with the first pick

 

[TheAristocrat]

Want to see my rooster?

 

[tom22406]

I was in the pool!!

 

[Rick James]

need a hard delete here

 

[TheAristocrat]

I've pooped a better date

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wanna watch Banshee?

 

[ATC1]

5, 2, 3, 1, 4

 

[Hilts]

I always bring dates here.