Worst food ever? (1 Viewer)

[xulf]

My vote is the water chestnut.  Terrible texture and absolutely worthless ?

 

[Judge Smails]

Has to be gefilte fish in a landslide.  Looks terrible, smells terrible.  I mean, why?

 

[wikkidpissah]

Barroom jar pickled eggs. I'd sooner mouth a leper's bidness

 

[shuke]

Of what I’ve actually tried, meat terrine or taramasalata.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

My vote is the water chestnut.  Terrible texture and absolutely worthless ?

love them in asian dishes. They are great wrapped in bacon/dipped in a hoisin-teriyaki sauce then baked - even better when a scallop is involved.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Of what I’ve actually tried, meat terrine or taramasalata.  

love the meat terrines, looked up that other thing - looks to be the winner.  

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Carrots 

 

[Stinkin Ref]

cottage cheese...I throw up a little in my mouth just thinking about eating it

 

[wikkidpissah]

Has to be gefilte fish in a landslide.  Looks terrible, smells terrible.  I mean, why?

I grew up a floor above a Lithuanian lady who made a batch of either gefilte fish or pickled herring every week. To this day, those smells are caked in my schnozz

 

[Skipdog77]

Tuna

 

[Worm]

Raw oyesters

 

[Pipes]

Liver.  I'm sure there are worse things out there but I've never had to eat them.  Liver was an occasional meal for us as a kid an absolutely hated it and mom's policy was you don't like what's for dinner too bad.

 

[huskers15]

cucumber.

 

[gianmarco]

Liver is the one food I simply can't eat. I've tried it multiple times and I can't do it. I look at liver and onions and think I can do it and then one bite and I can't understand anyone that eats it.

 

[Spike]

Lima beans. 

 

[notoriousbill]

cottage cheese...I throw up a little in my mouth just thinking about eating it

I second Cottage Cheese, it is foul...

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Liver.  I'm sure there are worse things out there but I've never had to eat them.  Liver was an occasional meal for us as a kid an absolutely hated it and mom's policy was you don't like what's for dinner too bad.

I have despised liver in every form but one all of my life. I would douse it in ketchup when I was a kid, which horrified my parents and relatives - but I guess they figured that was the only way I'd each that crap, so they let me do it.

Liverwurst, however, I will eat the hell out of ?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hard boiled eggs and fried eggs smell like farts.  I will die on this hill.

 

[Tom Servo]

Circus peanuts

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[Marmalade]

Surströmming

People say it smells it like a dirty diaper, dead body, sewage and foreskin in a can. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haw_YDC_zo

 

[Henry Ford]

Hard boiled eggs and fried eggs smell like farts.  I will die on this hill.

Overcooked they do.

 

[Henry Ford]

Sea urchin.

 

[Don't Noonan]

So many to choose from

Liver, Sushi, cottage cheese, guacamole, sour cream, mustard, fish, lobster, oysters, clams, any seafood for that matter, onions, salsa.  Many more I can't think of.

 

[H Jass]

So many to choose from

 cottage cheese, guacamole, sour cream, mustard, fish, lobster,  any seafood for that matter, onions, salsa.  Many more I can't think of.

What the hell is wrong with you, Mr. Picky? ?

 

[badmojo1006]

Salted Black Licorice. 

 

[Angry Beavers]

pickled herring

 

[Don't Noonan]

What the hell is wrong with you, Mr. Picky? ?

I can't disagree with you.  I wish I liked more types of food.  ?

 

[Scoresman]

Casu Marzu

 

[Scoresman]

or Chik-Filet waffle fries.

 

[Mister CIA]

Casu Marzu

Bet this would go great with balut.

 

[-fish-]

Sea urchin.

I have eaten all sorts of sushi including some dish where they flash fry a live shrimp's head while leaving the rest alive, but sea urchin is the worst.

Grilled small intestine (Gopchang-gui) at a Korean barbecue place is the most disgusting thing I've ever tried to eat.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Tuna

My issue is more with canned tuna rather than a tuna steak. Ground tuna mush in a can is revolting!

Liver.  I'm sure there are worse things out there but I've never had to eat them.  Liver was an occasional meal for us as a kid an absolutely hated it and mom's policy was you don't like what's for dinner too bad.

Liver is the one food I simply can't eat. I've tried it multiple times and I can't do it. I look at liver and onions and think I can do it and then one bite and I can't understand anyone that eats it.

Wife has a story from growing up about her mother making a liver and onions dish in a crock pot. When it finished, she opened it, took a look at it (and smelled it) and they went out for pizza. :X

 

[Don't Noonan]

or Chik-Filet waffle fries.

Ironically I love Chick-Fil-A waffle fries

 

[Henry Ford]

So many to choose from

Liver, Sushi, cottage cheese, guacamole, sour cream, mustard, fish, lobster, oysters, clams, any seafood for that matter, onions, salsa.  Many more I can't think of.

This is the craziest list I've ever seen of foods someone doesn't like.

 

[Henry Ford]

I have eaten all sorts of sushi including some dish where they flash fry a live shrimp's head while leaving the rest alive, but sea urchin is the worst.

Grilled small intestine (Gopchang-gui) at a Korean barbecue place is the most disgusting thing I've ever tried to eat.

Ah, most disgusting I've tried to eat but ultimately didn't was a century egg.

 

[Scoresman]

I love the fact that I can count the foods I don't like on one hand.  

Goat cheese, olives, mustard, horseradish

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

cooked they do.

fyp

 

[Henry Ford]

fyp

Maybe you just suck at cooking eggs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Maybe you just suck at cooking eggs.

I don't cook them...because they smell like farts.  

 

[Henry Ford]

I love the fact that I can count the foods I don't like on one hand.  

Goat cheese, olives, mustard, horseradish

I love the fact that they're all things that make me wonder what the hell a Greek man did to you to make you hate all of them.

 

[Henry Ford]

I don't cook them...because they smell like farts.  

...because you cook them wrong.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

...because you cook them wrong.

Your face smells like farts.

 

[Henry Ford]

Your face smells like farts.

That's because it's been too hot for too long, baby.

 

[Josie Maran]

Hard boiled eggs and fried eggs smell like farts.  I will die on this hill.

Pretty sure that's your face.

 

[Josie Maran]

Whoa

 

[Don Quixote]

I'm not sure if Hot Pockets count as food (or, as Jim Gaffigan would say, "Diarrhea pockets!"), but they are in that lower quadrant by both taste and health.  I can forgive some terrible tasting food if it at least has something redeeming health component.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pretty sure that's your face.

Seems mean

 

[xulf]

Lima beans. 

My parents tell me that when i was 3/4 I would request lima beans for dessert over ice cream/cookies.  I still like them, but it is a rarity to eat them (and especially not over real dessert items). 

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Liver.  I'm sure there are worse things out there but I've never had to eat them.  Liver was an occasional meal for us as a kid an absolutely hated it and mom's policy was you don't like what's for dinner too bad.

I almost always get liver when I see it on a menu because so few places have it and I'm the rare weirdo who loves it.  My wife thinks I'm disgusting when I order it.

 

[pollardsvision]

Hard boiled eggs and fried eggs smell like farts.  I will die on this hill.

I see Henry has this covered, but for the fried eggs, are you leaving the yolks runny?

Also, do you dislike scrambled eggs too? When those are overcooked, they smell like a wet dog to me.