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Would you be upset if your dong shots went public? (1 Viewer)

If you voted "no" on Question 1, why?

  • It just wouldn't bother me.

    Votes: 35 53.8%
  • I secretly want the world to know that I have a monster in my pants.

    Votes: 15 23.1%
  • I voted "yes" on Question 1.

    Votes: 15 23.1%

  • Total voters
    65

Al O'Pecia

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Some of these celebrity chicks are in a huff about their private photos being hacked and their lady bits being made public. I totally understand where people (women in particular) would feel violated and embarrassed; but, personally, I wouldn't care.

And it's not because I'm packing a monster hog that I'd secretly like the ladies of the world to know about. I just really wouldn't care if everbody in the world could access pictures of my completely average sized penis.

Where do the rest of you stand on this?

 
Depends. If it's hangin low and loose, great. If I'm experiencing shrinkage? I'd be a tad bit upset.

 
I said yes I would be upset, not like crazy upset but just looking at it from my own non-famous, blue-collar, father and "respected" person in the community POV I can see where it is more than just a pic.

My kids would be effected, how I'm seen in the community would be as well. Then I am a bit old fashioned I guess but I feel like if I am married only my wife should be seeing that part of me.

Also the temperature of the room would be an important factor and probably should be included in the poll.

 
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This poll presumes that one has dong pics. I do not. Well, unless you count the sketches done when I posed for that art class back in the 70's.

 
I was discussing this with our in house counsel last week and he made the point that most of us still have our privacy because we aren't interesting enough. I tend to agree. No one would be interested in pics of my unit, including my wife.

 
I am not single or in the entertainment industry so public dong shots would negatively impact my career and family life.

 
My circumcision doctor did an excellent job, I'm well groomed and of average size. If people really want to see my dong then more power to them.

 
I would be more concerned about my daughters taking crap over it from their friends and perhaps some collateral damage at work too.

 
I would be more concerned about my daughters taking crap over it from their friends and perhaps some collateral damage at work too.
It might be a big problem at work. Possibly could get fired over it.

Otherwise I'd be more upset if my wife's pics got out.

 
In the 7 years I've been here, I've had probably 8-10 FBGs send me dong pics. Actually true.

Interestingly enough, only one of them has been bold enough to post in this thread.

 
I am willing to perform the entire Puppetry of the Penis show live for most of the female stars whose photos were outted in the Fappening. All they need do is call. No Flash Photography will be allowed during the performance, no cameras or other recording devices will be allowed, and absolutely no ice cubes.

 
she was like, "we need to get you a spray tan, but other than that you should be good to go. you need to be able to bust multiple nuts and keep it up for at least a few hours." real talk

 
it was during thanksgiving 2011. I was on the phone w her and was like, "I gotta go, my mom is calling me to dinner." She said when you get done with your mom and family call me back if you want to make some real money.

 
In the 7 years I've been here, I've had probably 8-10 FBGs send me dong pics. Actually true.

Interestingly enough, only one of them has been bold enough to post in this thread.
Post the FBG names and post the dongs. Then we have to try to match the dong with the FBG.

 
In the 7 years I've been here, I've had probably 8-10 FBGs send me dong pics. Actually true.

Interestingly enough, only one of them has been bold enough to post in this thread.
Sure, but McGarnicle sends dong pics to EVERYONE.

 
Candid pic or one I sent to someone? If I'm sending one, I'm going to do a little fluffing.

 

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