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Would you go for this massage? (1 Viewer)
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Jayrod
Footballguy
I've had a few massages in my day. Had a guy one time and it was a very intense, deep tissue massage at a gym that hurt like a mother. It was probably the least enjoyable massage I've ever gotten. I usually go full monty, but left my briefs on for this one.
On the flip side, I went to one chick fairly regularly who was a 6. Then she got implants and jumped to a solid 7. Then she left the biz and became a realtor. The last time I went to her, she discussed her implants, talked about giving her ex a massage complete with happy ending and climbed on the table to work on my back. Was the one and only time I dealt with chubbing. I am actually relieved she quit doing massages, because I may have said or done something stupid at some point if she kept escalating things like that.
I definitely prefer a female and I do believe it is somewhat sexual, even though I don't do it to get aroused or get a happy ending. Just something soothing about a woman's touch that I don't get from a guy.
On the flip side, I went to one chick fairly regularly who was a 6. Then she got implants and jumped to a solid 7. Then she left the biz and became a realtor. The last time I went to her, she discussed her implants, talked about giving her ex a massage complete with happy ending and climbed on the table to work on my back. Was the one and only time I dealt with chubbing. I am actually relieved she quit doing massages, because I may have said or done something stupid at some point if she kept escalating things like that.
I definitely prefer a female and I do believe it is somewhat sexual, even though I don't do it to get aroused or get a happy ending. Just something soothing about a woman's touch that I don't get from a guy.
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Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
now just a minute.. 40 massages.. let's assign those at $100 a piece, so $4000 (and this is probably on the low side) and 15 years of doing it... that's $60K he's spent on massages.. and i haven't even gotten started on how much that would be worth if it were invested... easily 90k.gianmarco said:
####### Dentist.
For the average person those massages have cost them 2 YEARS of being retired.. or a couple cars paid off.. good chunk of a college tuition, etc, etc
Kanil
Footballguy
We're FBGs, bro. We're all retired and posting from our lake houses at this time of year.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
My gut reaction is that I couldn't get a massage from a man either. Then I remembered going to PT when I had shoulder and neck issues. It was a male PT, and while he didn't give me a massage, he would manipuate my neck, arm, shoulder, and did a little massage on a knott in my shoulder blade. While it was uncomfotable in the beginning (as I sat there in my chinos, shirtless, and he sat behind me), it felt so good I got over it quickly. I think I'd still prefer a female, but wouldn't turn down a massage from a male if it was saving money.
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shadyridr
Footballguy
Ok but a physical therapist doesnt massage you while you are fully naked with warming oils and soothing music in the background. They are completely different.
Kanil
Footballguy
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
I've never had a massage from a man or woman. But I'm just enough of a self conscious prude that I wouldn't let a female massage me in that situation either.
Steeler
Footballguy
I prefer massages by women, but that's not why I'm responding.I want Massages only by Females...
But, weird that one time my Doctor was out the day of my Rectal exam and I agreed to the PA who turns out to be Female.
I was like, hmmmm why is it I want Massages by females but feel more comfortable with a guy Doctor's hand up my.......
I don't think I ever shared this story before but this is the perfect spot. I was scheduled to have major surgery 15+ years ago and the surgeon told me to be aware of anything unusual health-wise. The surgeon wanted to make sure I was 100% health before the surgery. I had some minor pain in my left nad, called the surgeon's office, and they suggested I get it checked out to make sure it wasn't some kind of infection or whatever. I called my primary care physician to setup an appointment ASAP but she was booked, so I took an appointment with one of the many nurse practitioners (NP) at the clinic where my PCP was located.
So when I get there and check in they ask me to provide a urine sample - no problem. When I'm finished with the sample, I step out of the restroom holding the jar of piss and look to my left when I see this beautiful milfy slightly older woman wearing a white lab coat like the ones doctors wear. We both freeze in our tracks, and have one of those fleeting moments where everyone else in the world disappears and we were the only two people on earth. Our eye's locked and the gaze lingered for several seconds - the encounter finally ends with the knowing look/smile that there is some kind of chemistry but this isn't the time or place (we've all had those moments, right??).
I return the piss to the nurse or whatever and I'm escorted to the room where I wait for the NP. I hear a knock on the door and the milfy woman in the lab coat comes in and introduces herself as the NP!
She asks me a bunch of questions about why I am there and since I had sack pain she asked about my sex life... for instance... have you cheated on your wife (I thought "not yet" 
). Everything seems OK with the checkup, then she says "to be safe I better check your prostate" 
She tells me to drop my pants and put both hands on the table... she positions herself behind me and says "I'm sorry I have to do this since we just met" 
My mind races... what if we met in some other circumstance?!?!? Would she do this after we started dating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtUvlR1pZE When the exam ends we exchange a few pleasantries and some sheepish smiles about the whole incident. Long story short, it was the most enjoyable prostate exam I will ever have in my life 
ghostguy123
Footballguy
Nude? Can't imagine doing these nude. I don't even care if it would feel more physically relaxing, I would just feel like I am being a total jerkwad (insert joke here).
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Have you never had a male hand touch your junk before?
squidrope
Footballguy
Yeah it's a good chunk of change, but I'm worth it.
Having decisions based on what that $2- could be in 50 years is not how I choose to live my life. I get and can appreciate your fiscal responsibility. But I've worked hard to be in a position where I can indulge. I say un-pucker and enjoy life, you never know when it'll end. 
leftcoastguy7
Footballguy
There are many legit, non-happy ending Asian massage places.
They are the best, I suggest you try one.
Ned
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
Methinks thou dost protest too much, so maybe it is.
I thought you were asking about the school part of this. When I was in college I would get free haircuts from this fancy salon's trainees who had supervision overseeing them. Each step had to be reviewed, so the cut would take forever. and even though there were good cuts, I ultimately got hacked up and bailed. You get what you pay for.
Or you're afraid you might really like a manly set of hands rubbing you down on the cheap.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Reaper
Footballguy
I return the piss to the nurse or whatever and I'm escorted to the room where I wait for the NP. I hear a knock on the door and the milfy woman in the lab coat comes in and introduces herself as the NP!
Ha, awesome ... Mine looked more like this... Bend Over
Rather not get a Massage or a Prostate Exam today.
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Weebs210
Footballguy
shadyridr
Footballguy
Most masseuse's expect you to be nude. They would think it was weird if you were not.
kentric
Footballguy
Most massages I get include oil. I'd rather not have oil on my underwear. Plus, they are asking you to keep your underwear on, that means they aren't likely to give you much of a glut massage. If they do look to the glutes, I don't like the feel of the massage through the underwear (the same way I don't like getting a massage with a towel on me.
kentric
Footballguy
You ever figure out what the pain was related to?I prefer massages by women, but that's not why I'm responding.
I don't think I ever shared this story before but this is the perfect spot. I was scheduled to have major surgery 15+ years ago and the surgeon told me to be aware of anything unusual health-wise. The surgeon wanted to make sure I was 100% health before the surgery. I had some minor pain in my left nad, called the surgeon's office, and they suggested I get it checked out to make sure it wasn't some kind of infection or whatever. I called my primary care physician to setup an appointment ASAP but she was booked, so I took an appointment with one of the many nurse practitioners (NP) at the clinic where my PCP was located.
So when I get there and check in they ask me to provide a urine sample - no problem. When I'm finished with the sample, I step out of the restroom holding the jar of piss and look to my left when I see this beautiful milfy slightly older woman wearing a white lab coat like the ones doctors wear. We both freeze in our tracks, and have one of those fleeting moments where everyone else in the world disappears and we were the only two people on earth. Our eye's locked and the gaze lingered for several seconds - the encounter finally ends with the knowing look/smile that there is some kind of chemistry but this isn't the time or place (we've all had those moments, right??).
I return the piss to the nurse or whatever and I'm escorted to the room where I wait for the NP. I hear a knock on the door and the milfy woman in the lab coat comes in and introduces herself as the NP!
I had pain and it ended up being varicocele. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/varicocele/symptoms-causes/syc-20378771
kentric
Footballguy
If you live/work in NYC and go to Chinatown, any place that has an off dollar price (like $36 or $42) is very likely to be legit.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
gianmarco
Footballguy
Steeler
Footballguy
No. it went away a few days later and the urine/blood work came back showing no infection so I had the surgery. If it wasn't for the pending surgery I probably wouldn't have even gone to the doctor.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Waingro
Footballguy
Yup - I go to the Chinese spots about once a month and it costs $36 for 90 minutes. 1 hour back massage on the table and half hour foot massage on a recliner.
kentric
Footballguy
Nice bang for the buck there.
I live in Northern Jersey and find that if the price is $40 or $45 for the hour it is legit. At $60 it is a toss-up.
ShamrockPride
Footballguy
Exactly this. Most massuesses are trained not to touch you where you're covered. Clothing is essentially a barrier to the hands.
Ramblin Wreck
Footballguy
You're not being a jerk unless you do so on purpose like trying to touch them or something stupid like that. They are used to nude massages and know how to handle it so it's not awkward unless you make it awkward.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Waingro
Footballguy
Yea, can't go wrong..... unless you wander into the AMP next door that offers 'extras'
RUSF18
Footballguy
You know most (non tug) places will cover you at least from waist to upper thigh with a sheet/blanket right? Your flag isn't just flying the whole time.
The last one I went to, the table was set up with a nice tucked in warm blanket, with one corner folded down so you could slide in after stripping with the woman out of the room. Then she folds the towel as necessary to work on your areas.
Just making sure we're all on the same page here.
Kanil
Footballguy
Mine has tables they can heat or cool and you get under this blanket that weighs approximately 5 tons. They take the blanket off of either the top half, lower right quarter, or lower left quarter depending on what part they're working on. They tuck the blanket back down over your taint to make sure to keep you insulated.
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