HILARIOUS.Please tell those collaborating against you that I applaud their efforts. It's entertaining and good strategy.Well, last weekend, over a week before Brady's bye, 3 teams (including 1 team I play this week, and the commish) went ahead and picked up 7 or 8 of the free agent QBs, in an obvious attempt to prevent me from having a legitimate starter.
Did you watch the office last night, too?shark move. And I would probably get MORE satisfaction out of it knowing that my shrewd FF skills directly contributed to the smack down of a friend at the hands of my own team. In an effort to not get too worked up about things, why don't you try to join the finer things club instead of playing FF. Its the most exclusive club in the office.Obv I didn't expect everyone here to agree with me, after all this is a fantasy football message board, I'm sure 90% of the people here will do what ever it takes to win. Most normalpeople aren't going to get satisfaction, or fun out of beating a team that doesn't roster a QB.Wow, that is pretty in depth. I don't think someone that hasn't experienced such events could make them up.It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.
So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?
Awesome post
I busted out laughing when I saw the :13 second mark (from work) and knew it was a fit.Awesome post
I hope this has legs. I'd love to see more comparisons between fantasy football and sharing the bathroom with your Mom.Comparable to: Knowing your mom has to use the bathroom, running to it 1st and locking the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine.
I'm sure...which is why I haven't had a league wide reaction - I'm ignoring it.As I said, our rosters/benches are so big that flukey IDPs or #4 WRs were probably dropped, very little value...nothing that would enter my starting lineup anytime soon, and nothing that was in theirs.If they did collude to do this, it probably has nothing to do with the $200 and everything to do with knowing you would pop a gasket over it.They must have dropped something useful to snag all those QBs and for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Quitting makes you look like a crybaby.
This is lame in the extreme. You asked for opinions. When they turned out to be different than you were expecting/wanting you blast the people who gave them? That actually makes me think there might be LESS credence to your beef, given how you handled this situation.It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?
Lame to the extreme may be an understatement.Ah yes, the old "they didn't break the rules" argument. Please look up sportsmanship and gamesmanship in the dictionary.I agree with an earlier poster, set position limits so there's always a starting QB available to pick up. Otherwise you're just going to have to deal with it and admit you made a mistake in regards to your roster. I don't think the other teams in your league did anything wrong, and obviously played within the rules.
I plucked that comment from this thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...;p=9271827&I hope this has legs. I'd love to see more comparisons between fantasy football and sharing the bathroom with your Mom.Comparable to: Knowing your mom has to use the bathroom, running to it 1st and locking the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine.
DONE!Main Entry: games·man·shipAh yes, the old "they didn't break the rules" argument. Please look up sportsmanship and gamesmanship in the dictionary.I agree with an earlier poster, set position limits so there's always a starting QB available to pick up. Otherwise you're just going to have to deal with it and admit you made a mistake in regards to your roster. I don't think the other teams in your league did anything wrong, and obviously played within the rules.
If it is collusion, it sucks that your "friends" would do this to you.BUT, if it happened to me in my "friends & money" league I'd take the high road - laugh it off, crack a joke at them, then do my best to make the playoffs and kick their ###es.Truth is, every team in your league has the same roster size, the same ability to pick up players and the same rules apply equally to everyone. There was no unfair advantage those owners had over you. They had to either drop players to make room for those QBs or they had to have empty spots already. You really have to ask yourself why you didn't plan for this week's QB a few weeks ago.3 teams, all in the same morning. 1 was the commish, 1 was an owner I play this week, 1 other team picked up 2 QBs when he already rosters 2 top 5 QBs.
Get a grip, you are GAMBLING. These guys aren't churning, they are rostering players. Every team has the right to roster whatever players they desire, especially considering YOU HAVE NO LIMIT at each position. You have yet to address the reason you have deep rosters and no backup QB. You weren't prepared and are now screwed. Deal with it.Ah yes, the old "they didn't break the rules" argument. Please look up sportsmanship and gamesmanship in the dictionary.I agree with an earlier poster, set position limits so there's always a starting QB available to pick up. Otherwise you're just going to have to deal with it and admit you made a mistake in regards to your roster. I don't think the other teams in your league did anything wrong, and obviously played within the rules.
I drafted one, Delhomme, he may even be one of the 2 or whatever that is available, but the point is that the attempt by my friends was still made. Who gets satisfaction from that? Are those 3 going to like it if I don't make bye week subs during weeks 9 and 10 too? If they enjoy easy wins so much maybe they'll get even more entertainment out of a few more teams getting easy Ws in the coming weeks.MisfitBlondes said:How big are they that you forgot to draft a 2nd QB?As I said, our rosters/benches are so big that flukey IDPs or #4 WRs were probably dropped, very little value...nothing that would enter my starting lineup anytime soon, and nothing that was in theirs.![]()
my mom had a bathroom put in the basement for me so we can avoid situations like that. you see, she thinks ahead and prepares. she also agrees that it's your fault but said you should quit the league so the others can find a more competitive owner.It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?
That's what I don't get. Your rosters are so big that people are holding on to crap, yet you didn't see the need to let go of some of that crap to get a back-up QB. For Brady nonetheless, coming off of an injury year.I guess your particular roster was so loaded with studs from top to bottom that not one of them was worth letting go for the likes of Ryan Fitzpatrick, Alex Smith, Chad Henne, etc.I'm sure...which is why I haven't had a league wide reaction - I'm ignoring it.As I said, our rosters/benches are so big that flukey IDPs or #4 WRs were probably dropped, very little value...nothing that would enter my starting lineup anytime soon, and nothing that was in theirs.If they did collude to do this, it probably has nothing to do with the $200 and everything to do with knowing you would pop a gasket over it.
They must have dropped something useful to snag all those QBs and for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Quitting makes you look like a crybaby.
That thread is completely different. The teams in that league did an add/drop to get all available players on waivers and not able to be picked up. You said that there are still a couple of QB that you can pick up. I would do so, pray for a miracle, and move on. I would also berate those other teams on the league message board and make a mental note to not let that happen again. It's not like this is the fantasy playoffs. Take your punishment and move on.I actually plucked my analogies and defenses from this thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;#entry9271827 Some of the other responses that I agreed with:"I can think of a reason why I would not do it. It's because I'm not a complete jackoff loser who would do this to my friend."OP, if you want to have a "friendly" league with friends, don't play for $200. Otherwise, you snooze you lose pal. You also fail miserably at analogies and defending your position.
P.S. I made this post at work and got paid for the minute it took to type it out. LOLZ
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"It's a total Bush-league move.
Add a transaction fee to stop this and various other kinds of transaction silliness."
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"If you were playing against someone who didn't care enough to replace players on a bye, it wouldn't be any fun. Why would actively preventing him from replacing those players be considered good strategy?"
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"It's a childish & an ####### thing to do.
Thankfully, no one in my league does that ####."
** waits for the responses that tell me churning isn't hoarding...**
It's not different, the intent is the same: to prevent a team from having a player for a bye weekIs it really fun to play an inactive team that doesn't make bye week subs? So, why would it be fun to hoard players to prevent an active team from making a bye week sub?That thread is completely different. The teams in that league did an add/drop to get all available players on waivers and not able to be picked up. You said that there are still a couple of QB that you can pick up. I would do so, pray for a miracle, and move on. I would also berate those other teams on the league message board and make a mental note to not let that happen again. It's not like this is the fantasy playoffs. Take your punishment and move on.I actually plucked my analogies and defenses from this thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;#entry9271827 Some of the other responses that I agreed with:"I can think of a reason why I would not do it. It's because I'm not a complete jackoff loser who would do this to my friend."OP, if you want to have a "friendly" league with friends, don't play for $200. Otherwise, you snooze you lose pal. You also fail miserably at analogies and defending your position.
P.S. I made this post at work and got paid for the minute it took to type it out. LOLZ
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"It's a total Bush-league move.
Add a transaction fee to stop this and various other kinds of transaction silliness."
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"If you were playing against someone who didn't care enough to replace players on a bye, it wouldn't be any fun. Why would actively preventing him from replacing those players be considered good strategy?"
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"It's a childish & an ####### thing to do.
Thankfully, no one in my league does that ####."
** waits for the responses that tell me churning isn't hoarding...**
If it bothers you, suggest a new league rule for next year that would prevent it. If it REALLY bothers you then decline to play next year if that rule isn't passed.
Couple of lessons learned. Don't go through the season with only one QB on your roster. Also, don't underestimate the immaturity of a league of 14 year olds.You're #####ing about the lack of availability of startable QBs this week, and you're not even sure who's still available.It's not different, the intent is the same: to prevent a team from having a player for a bye weekIs it really fun to play an inactive team that doesn't make bye week subs? So, why would it be fun to hoard players to prevent an active team from making a bye week sub?That thread is completely different. The teams in that league did an add/drop to get all available players on waivers and not able to be picked up. You said that there are still a couple of QB that you can pick up. I would do so, pray for a miracle, and move on. I would also berate those other teams on the league message board and make a mental note to not let that happen again. It's not like this is the fantasy playoffs. Take your punishment and move on.I actually plucked my analogies and defenses from this thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;#entry9271827 Some of the other responses that I agreed with:"I can think of a reason why I would not do it. It's because I'm not a complete jackoff loser who would do this to my friend."OP, if you want to have a "friendly" league with friends, don't play for $200. Otherwise, you snooze you lose pal. You also fail miserably at analogies and defending your position.
P.S. I made this post at work and got paid for the minute it took to type it out. LOLZ
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"It's a total Bush-league move.
Add a transaction fee to stop this and various other kinds of transaction silliness."
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"If you were playing against someone who didn't care enough to replace players on a bye, it wouldn't be any fun. Why would actively preventing him from replacing those players be considered good strategy?"
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"It's a childish & an ####### thing to do.
Thankfully, no one in my league does that ####."
** waits for the responses that tell me churning isn't hoarding...**
If it bothers you, suggest a new league rule for next year that would prevent it. If it REALLY bothers you then decline to play next year if that rule isn't passed.
It's lame, we're all friends, I would never stoop so low, and most rational people who don't take fantasy football too seriously wouldn't either. I obviously over estimated the maturity levels of my league mates.
If you're all friends, then stay friends: Bros Before Sco's (scores)BTW, this reminds me of guys picking up handcuff RBs before the owner does during the draft (i.e. Darren Sproles, Chester T, Ladell Betts...)It's lame, we're all friends, I would never stoop so low, and most rational people who don't take fantasy football too seriously wouldn't either. I obviously over estimated the maturity levels of my league mates.
If these guys did not get together to try to do this, I agree with the common sentiment. You banked on picking up a viable backup and it burned you.On the other hand, if a couple of teams DID get together specifically to accomplish this as a combined effort, it seems to me that this would be collusion and you would have a legit beef.To make that kind of evaluation, I'd be interested to say which teams picked up which players and when. If it is primarily ONE team picking up a bunch of guys, I don't see a problem with it it all if he has (and is willing to use) his roster space to do it. But if if three teams picked up 2 or 3 QBs each, that's a different story.
If you don't take fantasy football too seriously then why are you so worried about it? Get back on the can and read some Maxim.It's lame, we're all friends, I would never stoop so low, and most rational people who don't take fantasy football too seriously wouldn't either. I obviously over estimated the maturity levels of my league mates.
Yeah, and you're not taking this too seriously? Let's do a recap -- to prove your point you have:1. Paid for a Footballguys membership;It's lame, we're all friends, I would never stoop so low, and most rational people who don't take fantasy football too seriously wouldn't either. I obviously over estimated the maturity levels of my league mates.
Average age of league members is probably 28 y/o, college educated, etc.I'm unsure because I haven't cared to look at the site, but I see the add/drop emails that are sent to me, so I have a good idea.Couple of lessons learned. Don't go through the season with only one QB on your roster. Also, don't underestimate the immaturity of a league of 14 year olds.You're #####ing about the lack of availability of startable QBs this week, and you're not even sure who's still available.It's not different, the intent is the same: to prevent a team from having a player for a bye weekIs it really fun to play an inactive team that doesn't make bye week subs? So, why would it be fun to hoard players to prevent an active team from making a bye week sub?That thread is completely different. The teams in that league did an add/drop to get all available players on waivers and not able to be picked up. You said that there are still a couple of QB that you can pick up. I would do so, pray for a miracle, and move on. I would also berate those other teams on the league message board and make a mental note to not let that happen again. It's not like this is the fantasy playoffs. Take your punishment and move on.I actually plucked my analogies and defenses from this thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;#entry9271827 Some of the other responses that I agreed with:"I can think of a reason why I would not do it. It's because I'm not a complete jackoff loser who would do this to my friend."OP, if you want to have a "friendly" league with friends, don't play for $200. Otherwise, you snooze you lose pal. You also fail miserably at analogies and defending your position.
P.S. I made this post at work and got paid for the minute it took to type it out. LOLZ
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"It's a total Bush-league move.
Add a transaction fee to stop this and various other kinds of transaction silliness."
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"If you were playing against someone who didn't care enough to replace players on a bye, it wouldn't be any fun. Why would actively preventing him from replacing those players be considered good strategy?"
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"It's a childish & an ####### thing to do.
Thankfully, no one in my league does that ####."
** waits for the responses that tell me churning isn't hoarding...**
If it bothers you, suggest a new league rule for next year that would prevent it. If it REALLY bothers you then decline to play next year if that rule isn't passed.
It's lame, we're all friends, I would never stoop so low, and most rational people who don't take fantasy football too seriously wouldn't either. I obviously over estimated the maturity levels of my league mates.![]()
If this happened prior to last weekend I'm guessign there at least 3 Starting QBs avaialble on your waiver wire this week:
Josh Freeman
Alex Smith
Vince Young
Pick one up and start with confidence.

I disagree. The point of the thread is different. Churning is intentionally misusing a league rule. This is not misusing a rule. It is picking up players for the week that will increase your odds of winning. We do it every week (see Waiver Wire/Sleeper threads). This is picking up a player so that they are not used against you.Shorter rosters will greatly reduce the chance that this will happen in the future.It's not different, the intent is the same: to prevent a team from having a player for a bye weekIs it really fun to play an inactive team that doesn't make bye week subs? So, why would it be fun to hoard players to prevent an active team from making a bye week sub?It's lame, we're all friends, I would never stoop so low, and most rational people who don't take fantasy football too seriously wouldn't either. I obviously over estimated the maturity levels of my league mates.
It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?
I'm guessing most guys here don't live with their mother, Meathead.It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?
FixedObv I didn't expect everyone here to agree with me, after all this is a fantasy football message board, I'm sure 90% of the people here will do what ever it takes to win. Most normalpeople aren't going to get satisfaction, or fun out of beating a team that doesn't didn't have the foresight to prepare for a bye and sat around with an empty roster spot rather than roster a QB.Wow, that is pretty in depth. I don't think someone that hasn't experienced such events could make them up.It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.
So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?
it is different. Churning is using a technicality to make a bunch of players he doesn't have room to roster unavailable, and thus screw over an intelligent owner who accurately gauged how many players would be available. Hoarding is using roster room you do have to screw over a moron/guppy who didn't plan aheadI love this threadIt's not different, the intent is the same: to prevent a team from having a player for a bye weekIs it really fun to play an inactive team that doesn't make bye week subs? So, why would it be fun to hoard players to prevent an active team from making a bye week sub?That thread is completely different. The teams in that league did an add/drop to get all available players on waivers and not able to be picked up. You said that there are still a couple of QB that you can pick up. I would do so, pray for a miracle, and move on. I would also berate those other teams on the league message board and make a mental note to not let that happen again. It's not like this is the fantasy playoffs. Take your punishment and move on.I actually plucked my analogies and defenses from this thread: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;#entry9271827 Some of the other responses that I agreed with:"I can think of a reason why I would not do it. It's because I'm not a complete jackoff loser who would do this to my friend."OP, if you want to have a "friendly" league with friends, don't play for $200. Otherwise, you snooze you lose pal. You also fail miserably at analogies and defending your position.
P.S. I made this post at work and got paid for the minute it took to type it out. LOLZ
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"It's a total Bush-league move.
Add a transaction fee to stop this and various other kinds of transaction silliness."
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"If you were playing against someone who didn't care enough to replace players on a bye, it wouldn't be any fun. Why would actively preventing him from replacing those players be considered good strategy?"
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"It's a childish & an ####### thing to do.
Thankfully, no one in my league does that ####."
** waits for the responses that tell me churning isn't hoarding...**
If it bothers you, suggest a new league rule for next year that would prevent it. If it REALLY bothers you then decline to play next year if that rule isn't passed.
It's lame, we're all friends, I would never stoop so low, and most rational people who don't take fantasy football too seriously wouldn't either. I obviously over estimated the maturity levels of my league mates.
'Xactly. As bad as Jason Campbell was Monday night, he scored more than my starter, Kurt Warner.If this happened prior to last weekend I'm guessign there at least 3 Starting QBs avaialble on your waiver wire this week:
Josh Freeman
Alex Smith
Vince Young
Pick one up and start with confidence.![]()
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...those two comments were clearly jokes.I'm guessing most guys here don't live with their mother, Meathead.It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?![]()
I'm guessing most guys here don't live with their mother, Meathead.It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?![]()
You owe me a new keyboardLHUCKS called, he wants his sheepish do-over schtick back....those two comments were clearly jokes...that most of you took way too personal.I'm guessing most guys here don't live with their mother, Meathead.It's good to see the unemployed guys who are home during weekday after noons, and take fantasy football way too serious have found the time to respond that such tactics are perfectly kosher.So, when you guys know your mom has to use the bathroom, do you run to it 1st and lock the door. When she knocks and asks you to hurry do you respond, "Mom, you should have planned ahead," and continue taking your time while reading thru the latest Maxim magazine?![]()