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You guys ever get too drunk at the bar and end up being mean to strangers? (1 Viewer)

I'm not familiar with the protocols for burying people, but I'm guessing the guy who is going home with his hand, and a reluctant one at that, did not bury the guy that was there with a chick. 
Normally you'd be correct and you show a great level of intuition on the topic.

HOWEVER, his girlfriend wasn't anything for anyone to be jealous over. In this situation, his "girlfriend" sat there quietly. It was one of her friends that was the instigator.

If he was with a table of smoking hot blondes, my angle would have been drastically different. In that instance, I have zero leverage.

 
I don't know what's funnier... You guys taking the bait EVERY SINGLE TIME or everyone lining up to bury OP with sick burns.

 
It's been my experience that the people that turn into #######s when they drink already have some emotional problems. Normal people go out and drink to have fun, which does not include getting into altercations with complete strangers over 50 cents.  :shrug:
:goodposting:

Without exception, everyone I've ever encountered who was an angry/belligerent drunk was an absolute pos of a human being.
this is what i think to bromigo the good people i know they have a beer and they laugh the larooshes i know they have a beer and they want to start fight up in the place all in your face me i just like to laugh that is the path of the brohan right there take that to the bank 

 
i bet that guys keys were up his butt first brohan enjoy your butt coke that is all i am saying take that to the bank

 
sublimeone said:
I don't know what's funnier... You guys taking the bait EVERY SINGLE TIME or everyone lining up to bury OP with sick burns.
Yes he's truly played us all. Gone and made us think he's a pathetic loser. Jokes on us guys! Everyone can go home.

 
Yes he's truly played us all. Gone and made us think he's a pathetic loser. Jokes on us guys! Everyone can go home.
Here's the thing, I've always been nice and polite on this message board.

There's a significant portion of people who have hastily decided to be rude to me.... and another portion who have jumped on board strictly due to groupthink.

The point being, any detail I release into the public is an insignificantly small portion of my actual life.

To me, it's hilarious how quickly a stranger will turn around and say something rude to me. Why? Because normal people don't do things like that.

 
Here's the thing, I've always been nice and polite on this message board.

There's a significant portion of people who have hastily decided to be rude to me.... and another portion who have jumped on board strictly due to groupthink.

The point being, any detail I release into the public is an insignificantly small portion of my actual life.

To me, it's hilarious how quickly a stranger will turn around and say something rude to me. Why? Because normal people don't do things like that.
You should never speak for normal people. 

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
One time I did get mean with a decorative concrete block wall separating a parking lot from a public sidewalk.  I had been drinking, but the question of too much was an open question since I was an accomplished intoxicant and it was no more than usual.  My girlfriend dumped me.  I was walking home, alone.  I struck out at a wall.  A substantial portion of it collapsed, some of the blocks breaking in the process.  I thought nothing off it and kept walking towards home.  Three blocks later I was surrounded suddenly by three cop cars and cops with drawn guns.  They arrested me for felonious destruction of property.  I was double cuffed and hobbled before being put in the car.  They acted like I was a dangerous guy, citing as their proof the bricks.  I maintained it was a poorly constructed wall ready to fall and I was lucky it did not fall on me.

The next morning my now ex came down to bail me out.  We did have a good bye romp but it was over except for a throw away weekend a year later.  Not unlike Arlo I had to pay for the wall and agree to not be seen transporting garbage in the vicinity again.  There were no group W benches that I recall.  Charges were dropped.  I did have to explain the whole thing on my bar application.

My favorite part of the arrest slash booking procedure was them taking the laces out of my shoes so I would not become despondent about being a captured wall puncher and commit suicide by hanging before morning.  The other thing I liked was I was placed in an individual holding cell in a block of one dozen cells where there was a common area for a crapper and a small table.  The guy next to me was babbling in his sleep.  One of the jailers thought it was me and threatened to kick my ### if I did not quite down.  One of the other jailers told him that was not a good idea since I was a notorious wall puncher.  To this day I maintain that the blocks were stacked but not mortared.  They were ready to go.  Some say otherwise after walking past the site.

Oh, the magistrate who presided over the dismissal of the charges against me gave me a stern warning.  he was rather condescending.  His name was Grafton Biddle.  I remembered that name, he was the only Grafton and the only Biddle I ever met.  years later he was disgraced and debarred after having an ongoing affair in his chambers with a prosecutor.  Both were married.
Story checks out, lol:  http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/judge-prosecutor-face-hearing-over-sex-in-chambers

57 year old dude banging a 29 year old though...nice work.

Biddle's wife told 7NEWS she first reported the affair to the chief judge in December 2006. She told 7NEWS she is "repulsed" by the affair but believes "God uses all things for good."

Looks like Laurie changed her name:  http://htsdlaw.com/lawyers-and-staff/lawyers/laurie-a-hurst/

 
You steal anything from me and I'm gonna say something. Normal people don't take things that don't belong to them.

Same altercation happened again last night, except this time it was with a young black lad. He owned up to it and then said "he didn't have any money".
At this point you calling him out was justified. Once he fessed up you've got your pound of flesh and moral victory, let it go.

I then proceeded to bury him, "Pretty strange for someone to go the bar with money" along with a few other timely jabs. Two-minutes later dude comes back and gives me the money.
At this point you're just being a jackass, and as previously mentioned, are going to get stabbed for a couple of bucks. Quit being dumb when you drink or quit drinking.

 
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Here's the thing, I've always been nice and polite on this message board.

There's a significant portion of people who have hastily decided to be rude to me.... and another portion who have jumped on board strictly due to groupthink.

The point being, any detail I release into the public is an insignificantly small portion of my actual life.

To me, it's hilarious how quickly a stranger will turn around and say something rude to me. Why? Because normal people don't do things like that.
So you post a story about saying something rude to someone then say normal people don't do things like that.

So basically, you're admitting you're not a normal person.

FTR, if I met you and you acted in any way like you do here, I would tell you the exact same thing I posted here. Possible worse as I wouldn't worry about being banned.

 
So you post a story about saying something rude to someone then say normal people don't do things like that.

So basically, you're admitting you're not a normal person.

FTR, if I met you and you acted in any way like you do here, I would tell you the exact same thing I posted here. Possible worse as I wouldn't worry about being banned.
I think you'll find most people have a story of not acting "normal" under the influence of alcohol.

...it's a free country, you could say whatever you wanted to me but it doesn't mean I would inherently give you the time of day.

Like, I'm not just going to stand there while someone is saying something rude to me.

 
I think you'll find most people have a story of not acting "normal" under the influence of alcohol.

...it's a free country, you could say whatever you wanted to me but it doesn't mean I would inherently give you the time of day.

Like, I'm not just going to stand there while someone is saying something rude to me.
And yet you expected the "mexican" to do so. 

 
Yes he's truly played us all. Gone and made us think he's a pathetic loser. Jokes on us guys! Everyone can go home.
Stab yourself Eminence, I can't wait for you to die Eminence etc.... if you guys really wanted to get rid of him you'd ignore him... but you don't, you take the bait. It's funny. Either you guys actually like the Eminence schtick or he's such a masterful fisherman you can't help yourselves. Or maybe you guys are the types that made fun of the special ed kids because it made you feel better. I dunno but you guys are getting trolled hard and it doesn't seem most of you are aware of it.

 
Stab yourself Eminence, I can't wait for you to die Eminence etc.... if you guys really wanted to get rid of him you'd ignore him... but you don't, you take the bait. It's funny. Either you guys actually like the Eminence schtick or he's such a masterful fisherman you can't help yourselves. Or maybe you guys are the types that made fun of the special ed kids because it made you feel better. I dunno but you guys are getting trolled hard and it doesn't seem most of you are aware of it.
What he's really seeking is a knight in shining armor to rescue him.

 
If its your opinion we are just being trolled so hard...then you believe a person has spent this much time making anonymous people think he is a loser...all so that they react and call him a loser.

I'm not sure which is worse...what em portrays as his life, or the lack of a life it would take to spend time pretending to be that just so people on the internet react.

 
Stab yourself Eminence, I can't wait for you to die Eminence etc.... if you guys really wanted to get rid of him you'd ignore him... but you don't, you take the bait. It's funny. Either you guys actually like the Eminence schtick or he's such a masterful fisherman you can't help yourselves. Or maybe you guys are the types that made fun of the special ed kids because it made you feel better. I dunno but you guys are getting trolled hard and it doesn't seem most of you are aware of it.
Fake...real...#### it.  Screwing with this guy and reading the responses of others is still funnier and more entertaining than 95% of the threads on this board these days.

 
If its your opinion we are just being trolled so hard...then you believe a person has spent this much time making anonymous people think he is a loser...all so that they react and call him a loser.

I'm not sure which is worse...what em portrays as his life, or the lack of a life it would take to spend time pretending to be that just so people on the internet react.
Yeah, I don't know either. 

 
The point being, any detail I release into the public is an insignificantly small portion of my actual life.
Yes, if it were one pinhole in the wall between us and your world.  But you poke so many pinholes in that wall with what you post here, anyone brave enough to get close to that wall can see through all those holes at once and get a pretty clear picture of what your life is probably like.

I think a lot of the negative attention you get is bullcrap and reflects on what losers those posters are more than you (especially when it's in the SP), but you seem to bring on a lot of that negativity yourself.  You can't Hard Delete the past though.

 
Story checks out, lol:  http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/judge-prosecutor-face-hearing-over-sex-in-chambers

57 year old dude banging a 29 year old though...nice work.

Biddle's wife told 7NEWS she first reported the affair to the chief judge in December 2006. She told 7NEWS she is "repulsed" by the affair but believes "God uses all things for good."

Looks like Laurie changed her name:  http://htsdlaw.com/lawyers-and-staff/lawyers/laurie-a-hurst/
That's the guy! 

 

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