You Said You Loved The Beach, You're Such A Damn Liar (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

Well those great whites they have big teeth...

This is a thread to list all our extremely well thought-out and chosen lies we have told or will tell the opposite sex -- and their comeuppances. Be truthful here. 

Truth stinks, love hurts.  

 

[rockaction]

Meeting her in Canada last summer is also acceptable. 

 

[rockaction]

Blowing #### up with homemade dynamite also cool within thread, so aren't green lights. 

Especially looking for lies told to opposite sex though. 

Staus: Sober

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Did something icky happen?  Maybe you need a thread on lie detection.

 

[NotSmart]

I'll still respect you in the morning.

 

[That one guy]

No, sure, I love cats...the musical

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

No, sure, I love cats...the musical

Swipe left.

 

[caustic]

Looks like I’m not the only one re-listening to Melodrama this week. 

 

[rockaction]

Did something icky happen?  Maybe you need a thread on lie detection.

Always.

Nah, feeling good. I'm single, too, so no transgressions on my end. Just wanted to contrast a current listen with a thread possibility with plenty of aliases. 

Oh, that and I'm pretty certain discretion is going to be the better form of valor when it comes to love in the future after this many years on the sidelines. 

 

[rockaction]

No, sure, I love cats...the musical

I think I've been so hungover I got dusty to Memories...all alone in the moonlight.

That's another you tell. Trust me, you cry at memories, and she's leaving you. Not today, but in the future.  

 

[TheFanatic]

That isn't a new gun. I've had it for a couple years (crumples the receipt for the brand new gun and slips it into the pocket)

 

[rockaction]

That isn't a new gun. I've had it for a couple years (crumples the receipt for the brand new gun and slips it into the pocket)

Well that's an M80 in the mailbox...

Do you still have it?