Apple Jack
Footballguy
Worked maintenance on a gorgeous golf course in Colorado in college. Typical day consisted of waking up at 6, putting on coffee, pulling a couple bongs, grabbing coffee, driving a half mile to work, and walking out to mow four greens as the sky started to light up the narrow red rock walls of the Hermosa Valley. Occasionally you'd see a California Golden Eagle perched on the 150 marker on the 10th hole. I was fanatical about striping. And as good as anybody else I've seen. A well-placed golf course is a living, breathing art installation and for me it was definitely a point of pride when we had it going. Then I'd hop on a fairway mower and do the same for fairways. At lunch, run home, scarf down whatever, pull another couple tubes and rush back because I loved my job. If not fairways, it would be a National mower which with it's nobby back tires was what you use on steep slopes around bunkers and green complexes. All these greens are elevated, so there is a lot of ground to mow while trying not to fall out of the seat. Those were fun. Then somebody would radio and call for a safety meeting, which meant we're all meeting down at the river to smoke, at which point most of the crew would meet down at the river and smoke, as a couple guys would pull out their fly rods and fish for a few minutes. Eventually we'd change clothes, throw our clubs on carts, fill our coolers with ice and beer, and go play. And don't forget to have the boss call over to Telluride for a tee time tomorrow, as we'll be four-wheeling over Ophir Pass with Bloody Mary thermoses first thing for a 36 hole booze. And exercise extra caution driving back over the pass hammered in the dark. $7/hour.