Your Momma is so___________ thread (1 Viewer)

[Jack McCoy]

Your mama's so fat that when she goes outside the police tell her to break it up.

+1. Always been my favorite.

Surprised no one has posted this yet: Key & Peele: You Mama Has Health Problems.

 

[belljr]

your mommas like school on saturday, no class

 

[Leroy Hoard]

yo mama's such a slut, if her ###### was a video game it would be rated "E for Everyone".

 

[phrozen]

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spits butter

 

[phrozen]

Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1

 

[ChainsawU]

It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[tom22406]

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Your momma is so ugly, her parents used to take her to work, just so they didn't have to kiss her goob-bye.

Your mama's so fat that when she goes outside the police tell her to break it up.

Yo mama so fat that of the 5 fattest people I know she's 3 of them

Yo momma so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Yo momma is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica

Yo momma is so fat when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call

Yo momma is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet

Yo momma is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Yo mama is so fat, she has 9 other fat women in orbit around her.

 

[Bull Dozier]

My neighbor's 5 year old loves telling yo momma jokes, but since he is five and made a few mistakes when he was learning them, his schtick is to mess up the punch lines, often adding "and it was your phone number" or "and she missed" to the end of the jokes. Examples:

Your mommas so fat she uses a boomerang for a belt....and missed!

Your mommas so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas...and it was your phone number!

I'll have to share some of these with him and see what magic he can work.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Your momma is so ugly, her parents had to tie a bone around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

 

[tom22406]

Yo mama is so fat, she has 9 other fat women in orbit around her.

 

[SoCalBroncoFan]

Your mama is so nasty I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

 

[jon_mx]

I like grandma jokes better than Momma jokes. Such as your grandma is so old she forgot her way home from the mailbox.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Yo momma is so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad

 

[jon_mx]

Your momma is so dumb she can't get Netflix from her computer to the TV.