You're in the XFL. What's the name on your jersey? (1 Viewer)

[Nathan R. Jessep]

With Vince dropping the big announcement today of the reemergence of the XFL, thought it would be a good passage of time (boss> ) to come up with jersey nicknames for us here in the FFA.  

Feel free to suggest names for other posters, as well as yourself. 

I guess I'll have to go with:

HE HUG ME 

 

[PIK95]

The Dude.  I predated Lebowski with it fwiw.

 

[Parrothead]

SHE HUMP ME

 

[PIK95]

Tater Tots could work too.  Love those things.

 

[mquinnjr]

Really can't go wrong with placing Twitter handles onto the back of players' jerseys if he really wants fan interaction to the maximum.

 

[Hawkeye21]

Really can't go wrong with placing Twitter handles onto the back of players' jerseys if he really wants fan interaction to the maximum.

Brilliant

 

[strykerpks]

Really can't go wrong with placing Twitter handles onto the back of players' jerseys if he really wants fan interaction to the maximum.

Don't @ Me

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I'd probably either go with BREW SWILLIS or SEX LUTHOR.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Mooyuk 

 

[belljr]

JUICY

 

[Murph]

Step one: Put Blockchain on my jersey.

Step two: ???

Step there: Profit

 

[Limp Ditka]

Step one: Put Blockchain on my jersey.

Step two: ???

Step there: Profit

I'm not stepping there.

 

[Black Box]

SHUT IT DOWN

@BGP

 

[Black Box]

GET MONEY OUT

@LHUCKS

 

[Black Box]

I OWE YOU

@cstu

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Limp Ditka Luvs Me

 

[belljr]

PM SHUKE

 

[popeye]

#1 Fan of Metamucil

 

[Henry Ford]

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/956568074135769088

Your XFL name is your first pet’s name + your kindergarten teacher’s last name.

For those of us who don't remember our kindergarten teacher's last names, I will accept any elementary school teacher.

Mister Timbrooks.

Hard hitting linebacker/safety hybrid, Mister Timbrooks is a blitz machine known for punishing hits on the quarterback.

 

[Warhogs]

Big Buddha Belly

 

[Zegras11]

EAT ME

 

[popeye]

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/956568074135769088

For those of us who don't remember our kindergarten teacher's last names, I will accept any elementary school teacher.

Mister Timbrooks.

Hard hitting linebacker/safety hybrid, Mister Timbrooks is a blitz machine known for punishing hits on the quarterback.

Napoleon Hizzle

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Balls Deep

 

[Statorama]

WATCH THIS

 

[kface]

Buck Naked

 

[Henry Ford]

Napoleon Hizzle

That is an awesome XFL name.  Guy would be super short and wear a grill and dreads like Lil Wayne.

 

[Henry Ford]

WATCH THIS

You'd have to hand someone your beer every time you go onto the field.

 

[mquinnjr]

You'd have to hand someone your beer every time you go onto the field.

HOLD MY BEER

I like this one.

 

[Galileo]

DEEZ NUTZ

 

[ShamrockPride]

DILLY DILLY

 

[Henry Ford]

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/956568074135769088

For those of us who don't remember our kindergarten teacher's last names, I will accept any elementary school teacher.

Mister Timbrooks.

Hard hitting linebacker/safety hybrid, Mister Timbrooks is a blitz machine known for punishing hits on the quarterback.

Just discovered a co-worker would be "Oh Well Buddy" based on these rules.  Which would be great.

 

[bryhamm]

PATS SUK

 

[Henry Ford]

PATS SUK

Bold advertising.

Who's Pat?

 

[bryhamm]

Bold advertising.

Who's Pat?

short for Patriots

 

[Henry Ford]

short for Patriots

 

[Cjw_55106]

Never Open

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

PleaseHelpMe

 

[Galileo]

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/956568074135769088

Slider Zarbach

 

[ChiefD]

GoldenPlaymaker

 

[Quint]

Dr. Mantis Tobogon 

 

[Galileo]

Never Open

7-11   (always open)

 

[Henry Ford]

Slider Zarbach

Definitely a quirky but fearless quarterback.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, undoubtedly an alien.

 

[Cjw_55106]

7-11   (always open)

Sorry. I was trying to be truthful 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

TAINT NUFFIN

 

[Parrothead]

OBGYN

(always finds the hole)

 

[Henry Ford]

Sorry. I was trying to be truthful 

"Jeff Sessions"

 

[Autumn Wind]

He Concuss Me

 

[bryhamm]

NFL LITE

 

[rockaction]

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/956568074135769088

For those of us who don't remember our kindergarten teacher's last names, I will accept any elementary school teacher.

Mister Timbrooks.

Hard hitting linebacker/safety hybrid, Mister Timbrooks is a blitz machine known for punishing hits on the quarterback.

Smokey Mollineaux 

Total backup QB with a clipboard always in his hand.