You're in the XFL. What's the name on your jersey? (1 Viewer)

[NotSmart]

Where the hell is that crotchety old mother ####er?

PCHA tour quite possibly.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/956568074135769088

For those of us who don't remember our kindergarten teacher's last names, I will accept any elementary school teacher.

Mister Timbrooks.

Hard hitting linebacker/safety hybrid, Mister Timbrooks is a blitz machine known for punishing hits on the quarterback.

My pre-school teacher was Miss Kiss.  That might work.

If I go by the listed rules, it's Fantail Kiss.  I think I'm circling back to a stripper name there.

 

[Ray Barboni]

PoundMeToo

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

KNEEL DIAMOND

 

[AAABatteries]

SUPPLIES #####

 

[AAABatteries]

ARCHITECT OF PAIN

@El Floppo

 

[Dedfin]

THE PENIS MIGHTIER

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER

 

[Tom Servo]

@Christo CHUBBY CHASER

@Nathan R. Jessep HUG LIFE

@Wheelhouse BAD JOKES

 

[Mario Kart]

She Hate Metoo

 

[Mario Kart]

WLHUNG

You’re a big William Hung can, huh?

 

[beercat]

Taken from a youth basketball league jersey: KNEE GROW

 

[bryhamm]

Mr. Grey

(wear number 50)

Have all the p##sy in the stadium rocking my jersey!

Devo's "whip it" plays every time I score.

 

[bryhamm]

OH YEAH!

With accompanying pelvic thrusts following big plays.

And the song by Yello played (look it up if you don't know)

 

[dino259]

Jared Lorenzen was asking for a job with the hashtag #HeAteMe

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

DEEZ NUTZ

GOT EEM

 

[belljr]

3M TA3

wait

 

[NeverEnough]

Highspeedthinmints

 

[Tom Servo]

GOT EEM

Chris Rose is playing in the XFL?

 

[Henry Ford]

WLHUNG

Always wondered what happened to that guy.

 

[Jayrok]

Yes! Yes! Yes!  

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

SUCH YARDS

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Taken from a youth basketball league jersey: KNEE GROW

Chet Kneegro

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

PHRASING

 

[Jayrok]

no, you suck

 

[Tom Servo]

@wikkidpissah either FAST TIMES or HIGH TIMES

 

[Tom Servo]

@Woz SHARE FONE PLAN

 

[=Smackdown=]

Pap Smear

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Old Three Yard

 

[Shutout]

Touchdown there

 

[lardonastick]

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/956568074135769088

For those of us who don't remember our kindergarten teacher's last names, I will accept any elementary school teacher.

Mister Timbrooks.

Hard hitting linebacker/safety hybrid, Mister Timbrooks is a blitz machine known for punishing hits on the quarterback.

Kane Reynolds

 

[drunken slob]

POOPBOX

 

[mquinnjr]

 

[wormburner]

J. Manziel

WallySpot

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