You're on death row - what's your final meal request? (1 Viewer)

[Ned]

This link got me to thinking - what would my final meal be?

I'd probably opt for a gigantic breakfast. Eggs, bacon, sausage, waffles, home fries, and coffee.

 

[Spin]

Porterhouse and shrimp with a baked potato and asparagus served with a nice Cab.

 

[ChiefD]

Slab of Gates ribs.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Shrimp since I'm very allergic to it so that would kill me instead of the pigs. F them, I will go out on my terms.

 

[MikeIke]

McClure's all meats and all sides.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Something to go.

 

[Parrothead]

all you can eat pizza.. I can eat pizza for weeks

 

[jamny]

Porterhouse and shrimp with a baked potato and asparagus served with a nice Cab.

Wow. Almost my exact choice. I would just add some corn on the cob. I might go with a Bordeaux.

 

[rick6668]

Some interesting ones here

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a bowl of friedokra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers (normally non-alcoholic).

 

[playin4beer]

Cornbread, meat loaf, mashed potatoes with gravy, okra, and peach cobbler.

 

[Jack White]

Some interesting ones here

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a bowl of friedokra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers (normally non-alcoholic).

Wow, hard to believe a guy could possibly lose his appetite just before being killed.

The State of Texas, everyone!

 

[Archer]

Some interesting ones here

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a bowl of friedokra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers (normally non-alcoholic).

Talk about sticking it to the man! Think of all the food cost wasted!!!

 

[Zow]

Something to go.

I forget who it was, but some guy didn't eat his dessert and asked the guards to "save it for later."

 

[Apple Jack]

How much time am I allotted? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

 

[Apple Jack]

Some interesting ones here

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a bowl of friedokra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers (normally non-alcoholic).

Talk about sticking it to the man! Think of all the food cost wasted!!!

Was sure he was going to do it so that he shat all over the place.

 

[Ned]

Something to go.

I forget who it was, but some guy didn't eat his dessert and asked the guards to "save it for later."

Takes a special kind of psycho to drop a joke right before being killed.

 

[Fresh Prince of Bel Nor]

Five adobada tacos from Tacos El Gordo, a little taco shack in Chula Vista, California that has a never-ending line out the door. Greatest thing I have ever tasted...but I am guessing it might not ship well.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Something to go.

I forget who it was, but some guy didn't eat his dessert and asked the guards to "save it for later."

Takes a special kind of psycho to drop a joke right before being killed.

I think it was actually some mentally disabled guy. I remember always seeing this anecdote in that context.

Edit: According to Wikipedia, it was Ricky Ray Rector -- the guy whose execution Clinton made a special point to witness in 1990.

 

[Annyong]

30 White Castles

 

[rick6668]

• Thomas J. Grasso, executed in Oklahoma in 1995: two dozen steamed mussels, two dozen steamed clams, a double cheeseburger from Burger King, half-dozen barbecued spare ribs, two strawberry milkshakes, half a pumpkin pie with whipped cream and diced strawberries, and a 16-ounce can of spaghetti with meatballs, served at room temperature.[SIZE=11.1999998092651px] [/SIZE]However, he issued a public statement complaining that he had requested SpaghettiOs, not spaghetti.

 

[Brony]

Red velvet tacos

 

[Cjw_55106]

Nothing, because I would be a terrible human being.

 

[coyote5]

A cake with a file baked into it

 

[RUSF18]

I'd basically go for a combo of Wolfgang's and Joe's Stone Crab.

Wolfgang's seafood tower and bacon to start, followed up by a surf and turf of Steak for three and Joe's stone crabs. Creamed spinach, mashed potatoes, asparagus, sauteed onions and mushrooms as the sides. Followed up a Joe's key lime pie.

 

[larch]

Unpopped popcorn, if I am getting the chair.

 

[rick6668]

Joseph Mitchell Parsons, executed in Utah in 1999: Three Burger King Whoppers,

Marion Albert Pruett, executed in Arkansas in 1999: ... four Burger King Whoppers,

Thomas J. Grasso, executed in Oklahoma in 1995: ..a double cheeseburger from Burger King,

Love some Burger King. Only thing listed from McDonald's was fries

KFC also high on the list

• John Wayne Gacy: Serial murderer; executed in Illinois in 1994 – lethal injection: a bucket of original recipe chicken from KFC
• Robert Alton Harris, executed in California in 1992: A 21-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
• Clarence Ray Allen: murder; executed in California in 2006 – lethal injection: Kentucky Fried Chicken,

 

[shadrap]

Case of beer. Would like to get screwed up one last time.

Whole new meaning when you feel so bad you want to die, because you actually will die.

 

[flysack]

Some interesting ones here

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a bowl of friedokra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers (normally non-alcoholic).

Way to ruin it for everyone else, Lawrence. Man, some people always have to be that guy.

 

[gianmarco]

Some interesting ones here

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a bowl of friedokra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lovers pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers (normally non-alcoholic).

Way to ruin it for the rest of us, guy.

 

[mquinnjr]

Bucket of chicken wings. I'm not fancy, this will do.

 

[Rick James]

my mom's country fried steak