You're taking a shower and you need to take a dump (1 Viewer)

[Scoresman]

vote in the pole.

you're in the shower and need to dump, what do you do?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Take dump before shower, I try my best to avoid food poisoning...

 

[shadyridr]

Waffle stomp of course

 

[Scoresman]

Take dump before shower, I try my best to avoid food poisoning...

assume it doesnt hit you until you're already in.

 

[shadyridr]

Serious answer ive never had to go #2 while in the shower.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Serious answer ive never had to go #2 while in the shower.

This.

I'm a grown up.

Pretty sure this is a better question for Preschoolguys.com

 

[dgreen]

Hold it, finish the shower (although likely accelerated), dry off, dump.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

More like I just took a dump and now I need to take a shower.

 

[sports_fan]

Get out of the shower, dump, DONT wipe then get dressed

 

[Fennis]

Get out of the shower, dump, wipe, then get back in

 

[shadyridr]

Serious answer ive never had to go #2 while in the shower.

This.

I'm a grown up.

Pretty sure this is a better question for Preschoolguys.com

exactly

 

[Fennis]

Serious answer ive never had to go #2 while in the shower.

There are very few situations where I haven't had to go #2. Hell, I've gone #2, finished up and immediately had to go #2 again.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Chet's vacation home has a toilet in the shower. There is also a skate board ramp and a sybian. What goes on there during the weekends I do not know.

 

[Scoresman]

Hold it, finish the shower (although likely accelerated), dry off, dump.

if you dump right after a shower you just made the entire shower you took worthless.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chet's vacation home has a toilet in the shower. There is also a skate board ramp and a sybian. What goes on there during the weekends I do not know.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

How do you get the corn down the drain?

 

[mr roboto]

Hold it, finish the shower (although likely accelerated), dry off, dump.

if you dump right after a shower you just made the entire shower you took worthless.

The entire shower? Do you only clean your ####### in the shower? Do you wipe fecal matter all over you after you ####?I can wipe with TP and a moist wipe and be just as clean as getting out of the shower.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

How do you get the corn down the drain?

All the drains in my house, including the tub, showers, and toilets, run through a garbage disposal. I don't want to argue, I want things to go down and wash out, period.

Watching a log ground down also happens to be hilarious, you know, if you have the sophistication of a 7th grader, which I do.

 

[KiddLattimer]

Attempt a 3-pointer by aiming for the toilet from the shower.

How much time is left on the clock?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Hold it, finish the shower (although likely accelerated), dry off, dump.

if you dump right after a shower you just made the entire shower you took worthless.

The entire shower? Do you only clean your ####### in the shower? Do you wipe fecal matter all over you after you ####?I can wipe with TP and a moist wipe and be just as clean as getting out of the shower.

Please shoot an instructional video and post a link.

 

[MCguidance]

I just squeeze, let a little out and create a poop rain forest, and crap later.

 

[gianmarco]

Attempt a 3-pointer by aiming for the toilet from the shower.

How much time is left on the clock?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Here you go

 

[Zow]

I'd finish the shower then take a dump as normal. Would never get out to get back in.

* I have accomplishing the pre-shower dump down to a science though so admittedly I can't remember the last time I was in such a position to have to go while taking a shower.

 

[Wingnut]

Chirp out a sample...if its solid, get out and make a deposit. If its runny, well, now you have options.

 

[Franknbeans]

I voted #2

 

[NutterButter]

I always shower after taking a dump. Its the only way to be sure.

 

[shady inc]

i'm only telling if i can say it anonymously

 

[Scoresman]

i'm only telling if i can say it anonymously

go ahead and email it to me.

 

[Scoresman]

here's the anonymous email.

i enjoy taking dumps in the shower. in fact i dont even have a toilet in my bathroom. I'm either ####ting and waffle stomping in the shower, or ####ting on someone's chest. thanks for keeping this anonymous

 

[sdp1226]

Sphincter down?

 

[mquinnjr]

Hold it, finish the shower (although likely accelerated), dry off, dump.

 

[FUBAR]

Serious answer ive never had to go #2 while in the shower.

yep. except when i've been sick. then it's loose enough to not matter.

 

[(HULK)]

Pretty sure this thread was started just so someone could say waffle stomp.

 

[Fat Nick]

Waffle stomp of course

This is my word of the day.

 

[Fat Nick]

First,

Attempt a 3-pointer by aiming for the toilet from the shower. (4 votes [4.40%])

Some of you have either some AMAZING sphincter control, or some REALLY small bathrooms

Second...I've done most of the other scenarios. It's just time permitting. If I'm not rushed, I'll get back in...most of the time, I just end my shower and basically start my day as horribly as possible. I waffle stomped a few out in college, but the wife would probably divorce me if she saw that.

 

[Ned]

here's the anonymous email.

i enjoy taking dumps in the shower. in fact i dont even have a toilet in my bathroom. I'm either ####ting and waffle stomping in the shower, or ####ting on someone's chest. thanks for keeping this anonymous

Those investable dollars saved on not having a toilet in the bathroom will allow you to retire 1.25 days earlier.

 

[SIDA!]

These are the type of threads we are left with thanks to the Puritans running FBG.

Let me ask my five year old...and I will report back.

 

[NutterButter]

If your toilet was in your shower like some RVs, you wouldn't have this problem.

 

[Fat Nick]

If your toilet was in your shower like some RVs, you wouldn't have this problem.

Really? I have to google this...Oh dang...That's a novel concept. Probably makes for an overall cleaner toilet experience...

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I finish my shower, dry off, get dressed, and then go take my dump on the neighborhood cars

 

[Aerial Assault]

Serious answer ive never had to go #2 while in the shower.

This.

I'm a grown up.

Pretty sure this is a better question for Preschoolguys.com

In many ways, they have a more mature Shark Pool over there too

 

[RBM]

http://youtu.be/Y2c6c36QO0I

 

[FUBAR]

Pretty sure this thread was started just so someone could say waffle stomp.

Pretty sure this post was posted just so someone could say waffle stomp.

 

[Dentist]

Yell for the wife telling her it's time for some action

 

[Kal El]

This has yet to happen to me, because I'll go before the shower, wipe, and then clean myself in the shower.

 

[Clifford]

Where is the option for crap in your hand and lob it into the toilet?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Normal duece.......ill go after the shower

Runny squirts......ill just squat in the shower

 

[MC Gas Money]

Where is the option for crap in your hand and lob it into the toilet?

Do you ever jam it and yell "boom shakalaka"?

 

[flapgreen]

Taking a huge dump right now