You're taking a shower and you need to take a dump (1 Viewer)

[Jules Winnfield]

Where is the option for crap in your hand and lob it into the toilet?

Do you ever jam it and yell "boom shakalaka"?

He's on fire!

 

[Daywalker]

Has evolved as I've gotten older.

But normal process is a dab of vaseline on exit point. No wiping. Then right into the shower. Preventative care goes a long way.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Has evolved as I've gotten older.

But normal process is a dab of vaseline on exit point. No wiping. Then right into the shower. Preventative care goes a long way.

Lmao

 

[Bonfire]

How do you get the corn down the drain?

All the drains in my house, including the tub, showers, and toilets, run through a garbage disposal. I don't want to argue, I want things to go down and wash out, period.

Watching a log ground down also happens to be hilarious, you know, if you have the sophistication of a 7th grader, which I do.

I have a lot of walnut shells and gravel in my diet. Will this method still work for me?

 

[17seconds]

A guy in Serbia told me that people in rural Hungary #### in the shower regularly. The drain has no grill, just a hole. They think it's cleaner that way.

He was probably pulling my leg but I thought it was interesting/funny.

 

[MC Gas Money]

A guy in Serbia told me that people in rural Hungary #### in the shower regularly. The drain has no grill, just a hole. They think it's cleaner that way.

He was probably pulling my leg but I thought it was interesting/funny.

True

This is why I cancelled my membership at the local serbian gym.

 

[Leviathan]

I was just lathering up the starfish the other day when I felt a small bump down there. Upon further review, it turned out to be a decent sized blackhead.

Kinda grossed me out.

Just thought I'd share. Thanks for listening...

Germane to the thread, I poop before showering.

 

[Quez]

I voted dump in shower simply because the poll option was too funny to pass up. I eat to much fiber for the shower to be able to break up my poop.

 

[ghostguy123]

Hold it, finish the shower (although likely accelerated), dry off, dump.

if you dump right after a shower you just made the entire shower you took worthless.

Scenario 1: Your alarm doesnt go off and you wake up late. You throw your work clothes on and head to work. Later in the day you sit down for lunch with a few people.

Scenario 2: You take a shower, head off to work, and about an hour after you get to work you take a dump. Later in the day you sit down for lunch with a few people.

Both of these scenarios are the exact same to you regarding smelliness, comfort, hair............???

As for the original question, who the F would be dumb enough to take a dumb, NOT wipe, and get back in the shower?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I voted dump in shower simply because the poll option was too funny to pass up. I eat to much fiber for the shower to be able to break up my poop.

Thats what the loofa is for

 

[Tom Servo]

This happened to me for the first time in years. I just cut the shower short and dropped my ordinance.

 

[Sabertooth]

WTF?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

How do you get the corn down the drain?

All the drains in my house, including the tub, showers, and toilets, run through a garbage disposal. I don't want to argue, I want things to go down and wash out, period.

Watching a log ground down also happens to be hilarious, you know, if you have the sophistication of a 7th grader, which I do.

I have a lot of walnut shells and gravel in my diet. Will this method still work for me?

Do you have a gizzard instead of a stomach?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

A guy in Serbia told me that people in rural Hungary #### in the shower regularly. The drain has no grill, just a hole. They think it's cleaner that way.

He was probably pulling my leg but I thought it was interesting/funny.

True

This is why I cancelled my membership at the local serbian gym.

You only joined because every Thursday night they like to reenact the shower scene from Eastern Promises

 

[AAABatteries]

I find you people ####ting in the shower disturbing.

 

[Jaysus]

Waffle stomp of course

This is my word of the day.

that's pretty much the only reason I clicked this thread

 

[DaVinci]

One of the many benefits of installing a garbage disposal in your shower.