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At my GBs son's 2nd Birthday party, the adult males partook in some ladder golf. It was about 87 and humid with no wind. We just got 7 inches of rain so it was pretty muggy. Long story short, my buddy says

"My ### crack is sweating so much, Yoda is teaching Luke Skywalker some Jedi #### down in there"

I might have peed myself a little

:rolleyes: :lmao:

 
Yeah seez the top list on thhhehsdlj ddlodubags is eaistlly at and above jfjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Joey: why u got to ben hatinga on da good man. We are ttrrruying tloo get things in the ifdright and the leaders are messing iup fodffdogh#### in my runny mouves. It ainast wright. 'm behone crushed and will envvvver be amyself again. That' some serius anminal waste. I can't bee lying in the is keinnbgd of corruption. Due it and like where alksjdoasfikolap;skjf;af not coolsd al asdl;didckburning ####hole. I DON'T GET it

 
gary mexico said:
Yeah seez the top list on thhhehsdlj ddlodubags is eaistlly at and above jfjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Joey: why u got to ben hatinga on da good man. We are ttrrruying tloo get things in the ifdright and the leaders are messing iup fodffdogh#### in my runny mouves. It ainast wright. 'm behone crushed and will envvvver be amyself again. That' some serius anminal waste. I can't bee lying in the is keinnbgd of corruption. Due it and like where alksjdoasfikolap;skjf;af not coolsd al asdl;didckburning ####hole. I DON'T GET it
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I concur.
 
So my wife, who in fairness is also drunk, just started sht with me because I didn;t show her how to use the mp3 player that I bought her for her birthday. Read the gd directions.

 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Oh and I hat e to post and run but the old lady just got home from one of those dildo/lube parties ;)
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Those are the best.I was pretty ffed up last night. Woke up at 6 on my bed, fully dressed including shoes, lights still on. Guess I passed out.Still have a headache. ;) I imagine it will go away when I start drinking at the pool in an hour or two.
 
Disco Stu said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Oh and I hat e to post and run but the old lady just got home from one of those dildo/lube parties :pickle:
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Those are the best.I was pretty ffed up last night. Woke up at 6 on my bed, fully dressed including shoes, lights still on. Guess I passed out.Still have a headache. :hangover: I imagine it will go away when I start drinking at the pool in an hour or two.
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I wish I had pics (e). We did craaaazy stuff. Never knew she was all about that.Women adn booze + sex toys = crazy sex for us losersPS We went to church and on the way home she says "Hey, you wanna get a bloody mary?" 6 hour later :banned:Now my family and 5 friends are at the bar. I walked the 3 blocks to let the dog outl. Its gonna be a long sunday
 
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