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[hypothetically] What if my fiancee got drunk at a wedding where she was the maid of honor, passed out in the bathroom, and an EMT at the reception recommended to me that I call an ambulance to get her to the E.R. and I went there in Chester (horrible, crime-ridden area), navigated my way through the mass of people and police cars from the recent stabbing and waited there about 2 hours while she got an IV and sobered up and now she's sleeping upstairs. [/hypothetically]

Should I check in here?

 
Please See Mine said:
[hypothetically] What if my fiancee got drunk at a wedding where she was the maid of honor, passed out in the bathroom, and an EMT at the reception recommended to me that I call an ambulance to get her to the E.R. and I went there in Chester (horrible, crime-ridden area), navigated my way through the mass of people and police cars from the recent stabbing and waited there about 2 hours while she got an IV and sobered up and now she's sleeping upstairs. [/hypothetically]Should I check in here?
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There might be a more specific thread for you, but ... I don't know ... I kinda doubt it. Welcome.
 
Please See Mine said:
[hypothetically] What if my fiancee got drunk at a wedding where she was the maid of honor, passed out in the bathroom, and an EMT at the reception recommended to me that I call an ambulance to get her to the E.R. and I went there in Chester (horrible, crime-ridden area), navigated my way through the mass of people and police cars from the recent stabbing and waited there about 2 hours while she got an IV and sobered up and now she's sleeping upstairs. [/hypothetically]Should I check in here?
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:confused: ?
 
Skylord said:
Bluto Blutarsky said:
regularguy said:
Bluto Blutarsky said:
regularguy said:
Skylord said:
Bluto Blutarsky said:
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Hi Bluto.Do I know you from somewhere?
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:hey:
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:bye: Gator Bluto
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Gator seems way to cool to be me.
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You are disillusioned. Gator is the suck.
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word boys

Name this song from a few verses:

one and in comes the two to the three and four

i am not illiterate no not even a little bit

hint - almost old school

mud

 
Some good gdrinking after spending some time at the bar after a breakupe, and then a little ranting abotu it at my favorit:e: plac:e:

all in a nigjts work :thumbdown:

 
10pm and I'm all kinds of boozed up...going back out shortly. Hopefully I won't be reporting back at 2:30am. :lmao:

Going out with one of the all-time great tail gatherers of my generation...this is the kind of guy that waitresses stick around for after their shifts. Seriously, it just happened to us last Wednesday. I really need to take advantage of tonight's situation...

Wish me luck, f###ers. :shock:

 
Homer J Simpson said:
10pm and I'm all kinds of boozed up...going back out shortly. Hopefully I won't be reporting back at 2:30am. :shock:Going out with one of the all-time great tail gatherers of my generation...this is the kind of guy that waitresses stick around for after their shifts. Seriously, it just happened to us last Wednesday. I really need to take advantage of tonight's situation...Wish me luck, f###ers. :blackdot:
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Go get 'em. :lmao:
 
Homer J Simpson said:
10pm and I'm all kinds of boozed up...going back out shortly. Hopefully I won't be reporting back at 2:30am. :shock:Going out with one of the all-time great tail gatherers of my generation...this is the kind of guy that waitresses stick around for after their shifts. Seriously, it just happened to us last Wednesday. I really need to take advantage of tonight's situation...Wish me luck, f###ers. :blackdot:
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Heard the Falls of Minnehaha Calling to them from the distance, Crying to them from afar off, "Fare thee well, O Minnehaha!"
 
Doctor Detroit said:
Homer J Simpson said:
10pm and I'm all kinds of boozed up...going back out shortly. Hopefully I won't be reporting back at 2:30am. :goodposting:Going out with one of the all-time great tail gatherers of my generation...this is the kind of guy that waitresses stick around for after their shifts. Seriously, it just happened to us last Wednesday. I really need to take advantage of tonight's situation...Wish me luck, f###ers. :goodposting:
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Heard the Falls of Minnehaha Calling to them from the distance, Crying to them from afar off, "Fare thee well, O Minnehaha!"
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You must be on your third zima.
 
BAck from the Rangers/Red Sox game. SOOOOO glad I'm not a RAngers fan.

Oh, and lots of :D at the game tonight, as well as a helmet sundae, kettle corn and smoked sirloin (TXLC catered the suite).

Mud going to sleep now

 
Watched my Spurs lose and then promptly put in both CDs from the Song Remains the Same and am slamming Heinekens despite the ignoramous who started the thread proclaiming Zep as a band that royally sucks. Hope everyone had a safe night. :lmao:

 
Homer J Simpson said:
10pm and I'm all kinds of boozed up...going back out shortly. Hopefully I won't be reporting back at 2:30am. :angry:Going out with one of the all-time great tail gatherers of my generation...this is the kind of guy that waitresses stick around for after their shifts. Seriously, it just happened to us last Wednesday. I really need to take advantage of tonight's situation...Wish me luck, f###ers. :bag:
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PM me tonight. We'll ####in' drunk-cyber!
 
Nigel Tufnel said:
Homer J Simpson said:
10pm and I'm all kinds of boozed up...going back out shortly. Hopefully I won't be reporting back at 2:30am. :lmao:Going out with one of the all-time great tail gatherers of my generation...this is the kind of guy that waitresses stick around for after their shifts. Seriously, it just happened to us last Wednesday. I really need to take advantage of tonight's situation...Wish me luck, f###ers. :lmao:
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PM me tonight. We'll ####in' drunk-cyber!
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:SLAP:I'm not your whore. Anyway, no luck last night. There were some possibilities, but we left the bar we were at to meet up with my buddy's sister and some of her friends. Good times, but no lovin'. :)
 
ArcticEdge said:
Doctor Detroit said:
Homer J Simpson said:
10pm and I'm all kinds of boozed up...going back out shortly. Hopefully I won't be reporting back at 2:30am. :lmao:Going out with one of the all-time great tail gatherers of my generation...this is the kind of guy that waitresses stick around for after their shifts. Seriously, it just happened to us last Wednesday. I really need to take advantage of tonight's situation...Wish me luck, f###ers. :)
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Heard the Falls of Minnehaha Calling to them from the distance, Crying to them from afar off, "Fare thee well, O Minnehaha!"
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You must be on your third zima.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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