Official Drunk Thread

[red_stapler 0]

I'm taking my drunk ### out, see you #####es later!!!

[strykerpks 3,977]

[Annyong 2,125]

It's still relatively early EST, but I'm okay with that.

[Nigel Tufnel 1,829]

Hi.

[Annyong 2,125]

Hi.

Hello to you, good sir. Story behind your intoxication?

[YSR 955]

Hi.

[Nigel Tufnel 1,829]

Hi.

Hello to you, good sir. Story behind your intoxication?

It's not very interesting, but I'll tell it all the same. Had some family in town over at my parents'. My dad is a wine freak. Wine was consumed. Now, I'm at home and I opened a bottle of red wine that my dad would probably scoff at. You know what?! Screw him!!!

[Nigel Tufnel 1,829]

Hi.

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

Hi.

Hello to you, good sir. Story behind your intoxication?

It's not very interesting, but I'll tell it all the same. Had some family in town over at my parents'. My dad is a wine freak. Wine was consumed. Now, I'm at home and I opened a bottle of red wine that my dad would probably scoff at. You know what?! Screw him!!!

You're such a rebel. Pleasantly boozed here, with no anti-paternal rebellion involved at all. Just some bocce at a guinea club I frequent. :rolling:

[Goldminer1 0]

Drunk with my bro. Tequilla and boy band music.

[Goldminer1 0]

Drunk with my bro. Tequilla and boy band music.

when you reply to your own post in the dunk thread

[urbanhack 12,173]

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[mr. furley 12,233]

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:hitcheswagon:

[Clifton 3]

Was a C-hair away from getting lit last night.

[prosopis 1,525]

Was a C-hair away from getting lit last night.

Sorry it did not work out for you.

[urbanhack 12,173]

Was a C-hair away from getting lit last night.

I'll take a PM.

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

Depressingly sober.

[McJose 9,396]

Depressingly sober.

I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

Depressingly sober.

I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.

That's f'n hot.

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

Depressingly sober.

I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.

That's f'n hot.

Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the volleyball team...I'm talking about the fact that you were thinking about me.

[prosopis 1,525]

Depressingly sober.

I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.

That's f'n hot.

Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the volleyball team...I'm talking about the fact that you were thinking about me.

[McJose 9,396]

Depressingly sober.

I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.

That's f'n hot.

Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the volleyball team...I'm talking about the fact that you were thinking about me.

To-do list: SaturdayChange AC filter...doneClean patio...doneWash car...doneGet new shoes...doneLearn to quit HJS...maybe next week

[Spartans Rule 1,507]

Depressingly sober.

I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.

That's f'n hot.

Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the volleyball team...I'm talking about the fact that you were thinking about me.

[red_stapler 0]

Just checking to see who is drinking tonight. I went out but was the DD, so not drunk.

[ChrisCooleyFan 17]

[The Z Machine 4,819]

Ummm... hey

[ssherman 0]

Ummm... hey

hey.im drunk on paisano playing in a 11,000 rebuy on full tilt. currently 35 of 84 left. started with 218.ETA: in case youre wondering what paisano is, its a fine wine. Edited July 31, 2008 by ssherman

[The Z Machine 4,819]

Ummm... hey

hey.im drunk on paisano playing in a 11,000 rebuy on full tilt. currently 35 of 84 left. started with 218.ETA: in case youre wondering what paisano is, its a fine wine.

I know what a "paisano" is. Never knew that it was a wine.Bulleit for me.

[ssherman 0]

Ummm... hey

hey.im drunk on paisano playing in a 11,000 rebuy on full tilt. currently 35 of 84 left. started with 218.ETA: in case youre wondering what paisano is, its a fine wine.

I know what a "paisano" is. Never knew that it was a wine.Bulleit for me.

Carlo Rossi makes it. It comes in gallon jugs. Fine wine. It says so on the label.

[The Z Machine 4,819]

Ummm... hey

hey.im drunk on paisano playing in a 11,000 rebuy on full tilt. currently 35 of 84 left. started with 218.ETA: in case youre wondering what paisano is, its a fine wine.

I know what a "paisano" is. Never knew that it was a wine.Bulleit for me.

Carlo Rossi makes it. It comes in gallon jugs. Fine wine. It says so on the label.

Wow, no ####?Jug wine. Better than boxed wine?When I saw your name I thought you were my man "Sandeman" for a bit there. I miss that guy. He bailed on the FFA cuz the majority of the ####ers in here are lame. Plus he married a Turkish woman and moved continents.

[ssherman 0]

Ummm... hey

hey.im drunk on paisano playing in a 11,000 rebuy on full tilt. currently 35 of 84 left. started with 218.ETA: in case youre wondering what paisano is, its a fine wine.

I know what a "paisano" is. Never knew that it was a wine.Bulleit for me.

Carlo Rossi makes it. It comes in gallon jugs. Fine wine. It says so on the label.

Wow, no ####?Jug wine. Better than boxed wine?When I saw your name I thought you were my man "Sandeman" for a bit there. I miss that guy. He bailed on the FFA cuz the majority of the ####ers in here are lame. Plus he married a Turkish woman and moved continents.

Dont know about you, but i much prefer JUGGS.Sorry your bud is incontinent.

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

Been drunk since 4:30.

Won $40 off a buddy playing golf, even though I missed out on an extra $20 by missing a 12 inch putt on #9. Ratfarts!

Going out shortly. Should be an interesting evening.

I was about to say I'll fill everyone in later, but I honestly hope I'm busy. Homer is in serious need of some lovin.

Edited August 2, 2008 by Homer J Simpson

[The Z Machine 4,819]

GLLLLL Homer.

I'll pour a bourbon just for you.

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

GLLLLL Homer.I'll pour a bourbon just for you.

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

GLLLLL Homer.I'll pour a bourbon just for you.

I'm getting there.

[The Z Machine 4,819]

GLLLLL Homer.I'll pour a bourbon just for you.

I'm getting there.

I can never keep track of you. Germany? Kabul? Detroit? DD, do you like radler?BTW, Bulleit is opened and it's only 5:30 here. Edited August 2, 2008 by The Z Machine

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

GLLLLL Homer.I'll pour a bourbon just for you.

I'm getting there.

I can never keep track of you. Germany? Kabul? Detroit? DD, do you like radler?BTW, Bulleit is opened and it's only 5:30 here.

Still in Germany. Moving to Texas next month.

[The Z Machine 4,819]

GLLLLL Homer.I'll pour a bourbon just for you.

I'm getting there.

I can never keep track of you. Germany? Kabul? Detroit? DD, do you like radler?BTW, Bulleit is opened and it's only 5:30 here.

Still in Germany. Moving to Texas next month.

WHY?????It better be Austin.Sometimes I long for the old continent. Then I look at my pay stub.

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

GLLLLL Homer.I'll pour a bourbon just for you.

I'm getting there.

I can never keep track of you. Germany? Kabul? Detroit? DD, do you like radler?BTW, Bulleit is opened and it's only 5:30 here.

Still in Germany. Moving to Texas next month.

WHY?????It better be Austin.Sometimes I long for the old continent. Then I look at my pay stub.

Because I've lived in Europe a long time. It's time to go.

[itriple 0]

5 Capital Brewery Blond Dobblebocks. Around 9% alchohol. AYE AYE AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im watching "Can't buy me love" with the wife.

Quite a night.

Edited August 2, 2008 by itriple

[PizzaDeliveryGuy 26]

I'm staying in tonight with Amstel and Bloody Mary and poker.

Bankroll be damned.

[Seymour Corn 0]

Ummm... hey

hey.

im drunk on paisano playing in a 11,000 rebuy on full tilt. currently 35 of 84 left. started with 218.

ETA: in case youre wondering what paisano is, its a fine wine.

I know what a "paisano" is. Never knew that it was a wine.

Bulleit for me.

Carlo Rossi makes it. It comes in gallon jugs. Fine wine. It says so on the label.

[ajopiela 0]

I had about 20 beers from a Das Boot (Beerfest)

yay for underage drinking/high school.

Edited August 2, 2008 by ajopiela

[SuperAwesomeDude 2]

whats going on in here?

had a margarita (on the rocks cuz im a man) that was the size of my head (literally). and im now half way through a handle of captain.

btw, i love boobs and farting.

[SuperAwesomeDude 2]

I had about 20 beers from a Das Boot (Beerfest)yay for underage drinking/high school.

youre in high school? for the love of god, bang every chick you can, (ugly or not). trust me, you will prolly never talk to these girls again. do it. brag about your conquests. life is good.

[ajopiela 0]

I had about 20 beers from a Das Boot (Beerfest)yay for underage drinking/high school.

youre in high school? for the love of god, bang every chick you can, (ugly or not). trust me, you will prolly never talk to these girls again. do it. brag about your conquests. life is good.

I know man. I go to quite a small high school, so it's not that easy. But thats why i want to go to a big college. You can do whatever you want with whoever you want and it won't be a big deal the next day.

[red_stapler 0]

I had about 20 beers from a Das Boot (Beerfest)yay for underage drinking/high school.

i.e. "I had 6 Bud Lites and I'm loaded and will be puking my brains out in 15 minutes; assuming I don't pass out by then."

[ajopiela 0]

I had about 20 beers from a Das Boot (Beerfest)yay for underage drinking/high school.

i.e. "I had 6 Bud Lites and I'm loaded and will be puking my brains out in 15 minutes; assuming I don't pass out by then."

Don't be hatin....20 was an exageration....But give me some credit man i'm a big guy. I can hold my liquor.

[PizzaDeliveryGuy 26]

I'm staying in tonight with Amstel and Bloody Mary and poker.Bankroll be damned.

on the vodkee now.+140 on o8 @ starsYay.

[PizzaDeliveryGuy 26]

I had about 20 beers from a Das Boot (Beerfest)yay for underage drinking/high school.

i.e. "I had 6 Bud Lites and I'm loaded and will be puking my brains out in 15 minutes; assuming I don't pass out by then."

Don't be hatin....20 was an exageration....But give me some credit man i'm a big guy. I can hold my liquor.

when i was your age.........................................