red_stapler
Footballguy
I'm taking my drunk ### out, see you #####es later!!!
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Hi.
Hello to you, good sir. Story behind your intoxication?
YSR
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
It's not very interesting, but I'll tell it all the same. Had some family in town over at my parents'. My dad is a wine freak. Wine was consumed. Now, I'm at home and I opened a bottle of red wine that my dad would probably scoff at. You know what?! Screw him!!!
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You're such a rebel. Pleasantly boozed here, with no anti-paternal rebellion involved at all. Just some bocce at a guinea club I frequent.
:rolling:
Goldminer1
Footballguy
Drunk with my bro. Tequilla and boy band music.
Goldminer1
Footballguy
Drunk with my bro. Tequilla and boy band music.
when you reply to your own post in the dunk thread
mr. furley
Footballguy
:hitcheswagon:laceholder:
prosopis
Arizona Chupacabra
Sorry it did not work out for you.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I'll take a PM.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Depressingly sober.
McJose
Footballguy
I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.Depressingly sober.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
That's f'n hot.I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.Depressingly sober.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the volleyball team...I'm talking about the fact that you were thinking about me.That's f'n hot.I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.Depressingly sober.
prosopis
Arizona Chupacabra
Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the volleyball team...I'm talking about the fact that you were thinking about me.That's f'n hot.I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.Depressingly sober.
McJose
Footballguy
To-do list: SaturdayChange AC filter...doneClean patio...doneWash car...doneGet new shoes...doneLearn to quit HJS...maybe next weekJust to clarify, I'm not talking about the volleyball team...I'm talking about the fact that you were thinking about me.That's f'n hot.I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.Depressingly sober.
Spartans Rule
Footballguy
Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the volleyball team...I'm talking about the fact that you were thinking about me.That's f'n hot.I thought about you the other day. I was at a stoplight in the area where a lot of the hotels are. This group of people were walking in the crosswalk right in front of me. It was a HS girls volleyball team in town for a tournament.Depressingly sober.
red_stapler
Footballguy
Just checking to see who is drinking tonight. I went out but was the DD, so not drunk.
ChrisCooleyFan
Footballguy
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Ummm... hey
NRV77
Footballguy
hey.im drunk on paisano playing in a 11,000 rebuy on full tilt. currently 35 of 84 left. started with 218.ETA: in case youre wondering what paisano is, its a fine wine.
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The Z Machine
Footballguy
I know what a "paisano" is. Never knew that it was a wine.Bulleit for me.
NRV77
Footballguy
Carlo Rossi makes it. It comes in gallon jugs. Fine wine. It says so on the label.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Wow, no ####?Jug wine. Better than boxed wine?When I saw your name I thought you were my man "Sandeman" for a bit there. I miss that guy. He bailed on the FFA cuz the majority of the ####ers in here are lame. Plus he married a Turkish woman and moved continents.
NRV77
Footballguy
Dont know about you, but i much prefer JUGGS.Sorry your bud is incontinent.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Been drunk since 4:30.
Won $40 off a buddy playing golf, even though I missed out on an extra $20 by missing a 12 inch putt on #9. Ratfarts!
Going out shortly. Should be an interesting evening.
I was about to say I'll fill everyone in later, but I honestly hope I'm busy. Homer is in serious need of some lovin.
Won $40 off a buddy playing golf, even though I missed out on an extra $20 by missing a 12 inch putt on #9. Ratfarts!
Going out shortly. Should be an interesting evening.
I was about to say I'll fill everyone in later, but I honestly hope I'm busy. Homer is in serious need of some lovin.
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The Z Machine
Footballguy
GLLLLL Homer.
I'll pour a bourbon just for you.
I'll pour a bourbon just for you.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
I'm getting there.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
I can never keep track of you. Germany? Kabul? Detroit? DD, do you like radler?BTW, Bulleit is opened and it's only 5:30 here.I'm getting there.
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Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Still in Germany. Moving to Texas next month.I can never keep track of you. Germany? Kabul? Detroit? DD, do you like radler?BTW, Bulleit is opened and it's only 5:30 here.I'm getting there.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
WHY?????It better be Austin.Sometimes I long for the old continent. Then I look at my pay stub.Still in Germany. Moving to Texas next month.I can never keep track of you. Germany? Kabul? Detroit? DD, do you like radler?BTW, Bulleit is opened and it's only 5:30 here.I'm getting there.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Because I've lived in Europe a long time. It's time to go.WHY?????It better be Austin.Sometimes I long for the old continent. Then I look at my pay stub.Still in Germany. Moving to Texas next month.I can never keep track of you. Germany? Kabul? Detroit? DD, do you like radler?BTW, Bulleit is opened and it's only 5:30 here.I'm getting there.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
I'm staying in tonight with Amstel and Bloody Mary and poker.
Bankroll be damned.
Bankroll be damned.
Seymour Corn
it=info
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
whats going on in here?
had a margarita (on the rocks cuz im a man) that was the size of my head (literally). and im now half way through a handle of captain.
btw, i love boobs and farting.
had a margarita (on the rocks cuz im a man) that was the size of my head (literally). and im now half way through a handle of captain.
btw, i love boobs and farting.
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
youre in high school? for the love of god, bang every chick you can, (ugly or not). trust me, you will prolly never talk to these girls again. do it. brag about your conquests. life is good.
I know man. I go to quite a small high school, so it's not that easy. But thats why i want to go to a big college. You can do whatever you want with whoever you want and it won't be a big deal the next day.
red_stapler
Footballguy
i.e. "I had 6 Bud Lites and I'm loaded and will be puking my brains out in 15 minutes; assuming I don't pass out by then."
Don't be hatin....20 was an exageration....But give me some credit man i'm a big guy. I can hold my liquor.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
on the vodkee now.+140 on o8 @ starsYay.PizzaDeliveryGuy said:
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
when i was your age.........................................
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