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Favorite baseball movie quotes (1 Viewer)

Words to live by:

Crash Davis: I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak.

Annie Savoy: Oh fine.

Crash Davis: You know why? Because they don't - -they don't happen very often.

Annie Savoy: Right.

Crash Davis: If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!

 
H.K. said:
Words to live by:Crash Davis: I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak. Annie Savoy: Oh fine. Crash Davis: You know why? Because they don't - -they don't happen very often. Annie Savoy: Right. Crash Davis: If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!
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:wub: :banned: :banned: :banned:
 
zamboni said:
H.K. said:
Engelberg: You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law.

Coach: So is murder, Engleberg. Now put that back before you get me in real trouble.
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"That's superb, thank you very much." I often use that line when someone hands me a drink. Most don't get the reference though. :lmao:
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Lupus: Mr. Buttermaker, I don't know about you but I want to win, so don't send me in.Buttermaker: Listen Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit on a dugout bench. Now get your ### out there and do the best you can.

Throw the ball, Joey

 
TannerBoyle said:
H.K. said:
Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: Kid... let me tell you one of lifes great truths. All girls ####. Jamie Weeks: Yeah, but this one's real religious... Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: When I said all girls, I meant *all girls*.---------------------Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: Boys, let me show you how to be a hero.
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:blush: Not sure if remember it right but I love the scene where the rednecks stop the bus and call out the black guy."What do they want?""They want Brown.""Send out Jones, he's only hitting .150"
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:thumbup: Dixie Lee Box, spelled B, O, double X.
 
Ray Kinsella: Don't we need a catcher?

Shoeless Joe Jackson: Not if you get it near the plate we don't.

Shoeless Joe Jackson: The first two were high and tight, so where do you think the next one's gonna be?

Archie Graham: Well, either low and away, or in my ear.

Shoeless Joe Jackson: He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away.

Archie Graham: Right.

Shoeless Joe Jackson: But watch out for in your ear.

 
Your attention, please.

There's been a slight change to the Teatotaler lineup.

Catching, Bugs Bunny. Left field, Bugs Bunny. Right field, Bugs Bunny. Pitching, Bugs Bunny. Third base, Bugs Bunny. Center field, Bugs Bunny. First base, Bugs Bunny. Shortstop, Bugs Bunny. Second base, Bugs Bunny.

 
munga30 said:
Your attention, please.

There's been a slight change to the Teatotaler lineup.

Catching, Bugs Bunny. Left field, Bugs Bunny. Right field, Bugs Bunny. Pitching, Bugs Bunny. Third base, Bugs Bunny. Center field, Bugs Bunny. First base, Bugs Bunny. Shortstop, Bugs Bunny. Second base, Bugs Bunny.
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Very :ph34r:
 
Verbal Kint said:
Pop: You know, my mother told me I should be a farmer.Hobbs: My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.
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that's not even the best part of the quote"Well you're better than anyone i ever had......and you're the best GD hitter i ever saw......suit up"
 
joffer said:
Verbal Kint said:
Pop: You know, my mother told me I should be a farmer.Hobbs: My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.
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that's not even the best part of the quote"Well you're better than anyone i ever had......and you're the best GD hitter i ever saw......suit up"
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I disagree. Its the symmetry of the lines I quoted that makes it memorable. But we can agree to disagree. Hooray Opening Day!
 
"They got any chili-dogs over there?"

"This is good, real good. 747 to Milwaukee?"

"How's your wife and my kids"

"Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team"

"Yup, we've got uniforms and everything. Its really great!"

 
Jane Aubrey: You ever gotten your heart broken?

Billy Chapel: Yeah. When we lost the pennant in '87.

Jane Aubrey: What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?

Billy Chapel: No. But we could still be friends.

 
Monty, this is Hackensack, NJ. No scout comes here, you understand that. Trains are going through the outfield right now. But you strike this guy out, I'll take you with me tonight and get you drunk, that's a promise.

 
H.K. said:
TannerBoyle said:
H.K. said:
Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: Kid... let me tell you one of lifes great truths. All girls ####. Jamie Weeks: Yeah, but this one's real religious... Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: When I said all girls, I meant *all girls*.---------------------Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: Boys, let me show you how to be a hero.
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:wub: Not sure if remember it right but I love the scene where the rednecks stop the bus and call out the black guy."What do they want?""They want Brown.""Send out Jones, he's only hitting .150"
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:) Dixie Lee Box, spelled B, O, double X.
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"You got me drunk.""That ain't the half of it doll."
 
I just gotta. Forgive the profanity.

"I believe in the soul, the ####, the #####, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

 
"Quit trying to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring and besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. They're more democratic."

 
"Uh, Lord, hallowed be thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is — she kept calling your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. OK, that's it."

- A League of Their Own

 
"Hey, Yankees, you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ###!"

- The Bad News Bears

 
Jake Taylor: "What I was concerned about why why you didn't come up with that grounder that Ricker hit in the ninth."

Roger Dorn: "It was out of my reach. What do you want me to do? Dive for it?"

 
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