Quota reachedMake Lovie to Me
I said touch me Lovie. Rub me all over.
He responded "yes. Yes that sounds good."
I need you Lovie. I need you more than ever. Make me feel like a woman again.
He told me in his most sexy, monotone voice "yes indeed. I will do that. That does sound pleasant."
I thrust upon him, shooting all of my womanly soul into him. He lay there like a statue. I couldn't change the expression on his face. I asked, was it good for you?
"It was. It was great. Like a 9-6 victory."
Stripin For Rypien was alright. But since Snyder bought the team, every bit of erotic fiction has been overpriced and under performed. It's been like paying $2k for an hour with Jenna Jameson and she only let's you hold her hand.Hasn't been a decent Redskins themed erotic fic since Riggo's Drill.
Sweet baby jesusThe reviews are hilarious...
Reminds me of the "Osama was into Porn" thread, which, frankly, was the best thing ever in here (well, maybe next to EG's crap the ceiling thread). Only thread I saved offline from this place (it was deep sixed shortly thereafter).This has the potential to be my favorite thread in here ever.
Not sure if anything will top the very similar Bin Laden porn thread from a few years back.This has the potential to be my favorite thread in here ever.
OMFG!Alternatively, There's a Moose In My Coose!
By Darryl Johnston and Dr. Seuss
That's a classic!Behind The Ladarius Green Door