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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)

Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
"Sawyer McComb has a killer for a client and a killer case of eczema."**
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** Some readers experienced dizziness, nasal discharge, sore throat, foot lesions, rectal bleeding, and an increase in billable hours.

Stop reading A Lawyer With a Prescription if your heart stops beating, you go blind, you have a law degree, or you experience an erection lasting longer than shuke's last cheeseburger.

 
urbanhack said:
Yay!  I'm employed again!   It was a nice 5 month sabbatical...but I'm ready to go back to work.   Staying in cannabis and working for another software company.

Happy Friday

LET'S GET BOMBED!
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YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

One day, we should meet up again.

 
Since HF didn't want my blow*, I did the 90 day supply last night**. Now what? :eek:  

Already deep cleaned my BBQ, actually, actually true. 

*allegedly. 

**jk :mellow:   I fell asleep in my chair watching the Olympics. 

 
DA RAIDERS said:
Since HF didn't want my blow*, I did the 90 day supply last night**. Now what? :eek:  

Already deep cleaned my BBQ, actually, actually true. 

*allegedly. 

**jk :mellow:   I fell asleep in my chair watching the Olympics. 
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I appreciate the offer, but ever since the anthrax scare, I don't accept white powder by mail.

 
The band I'm hiring for my birthday is playing at a dive bar near me tonight, so I'm going to take a cab there and go see them.   Should be fun.

 
kevzilla said:
Can somebody get Henry some blow? I don't have those kind of connections any more.

The pharmacy has called my doctor's office about two different refills, and gotten no response. Also, I had a blood draw on 1/29 and haven't gotten lab results yet. Looks like I'll have to call and excoriate some poor medical assistant.
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I had labs done on Tuesday, battling the flu-upper respiratory infection-bronchitis-pneumonia and my microalbinum (?) is  supposed to be <30 mine is >1200

I'm pretty sure that'snot good, but haven't heard from my doctor yet. So msybe I'm going to make it afterall

 
Henry Ford said:
Supposed to have my meds in a delivery to the pharmacy today.  I called just now to ask why the app still says they're delayed.

The Creature: "The delivery hasn't gotten here yet, but hopefully it will be in there."

I: "Hopefully?  Was it not ordered?"

The Creature: "I can't tell you that."

I:"You can't tell me if my medication will be arriving today or even if it was ordered?"

The Creature: "No. We do that so no one tries to rob the truck."

I: :mellow:   "I'm a lawyer with a prescription.  Why would I rob the truck instead of having my insurance pay everything but $36?"

The Creature: "It's our policy."

I: "Okay.  Can you tell me if it comes in today what time it would be coming in so I can check back?"

The Creature: "No. We can't tell anyone when the truck would come in."

I: :mellow:  "You understand that I'm allowed to call a prison and ask them what time a group of murderers is going to be placed in a vehicle with one guard and driven on a lonely back road without escort and they'll tell me."

The Creature:"Yes, sir."

I:"And that I have a prescription."

The Creature:"Yes, sir."

I:"And that my doctor's office will close at some point and if you can't get me my medication I'll be without it all weekend if he doesn't send this to some other facility, meaning I'll have been without it for a full week and will be in full-on withdrawal."

The Creature:"Yes, sir."

I:"Right, then.  Thanks." 

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Good Lord

 
Henry Ford said:
Supposed to have my meds in a delivery to the pharmacy today.  I called just now to ask why the app still says they're delayed.

The Creature: "The delivery hasn't gotten here yet, but hopefully it will be in there."

I: "Hopefully?  Was it not ordered?"

The Creature: "I can't tell you that."

I:"You can't tell me if my medication will be arriving today or even if it was ordered?"

The Creature: "No. We do that so no one tries to rob the truck."

I: :mellow:   "I'm a lawyer with a prescription.  Why would I rob the truck instead of having my insurance pay everything but $36?"

The Creature: "It's our policy."

I: "Okay.  Can you tell me if it comes in today what time it would be coming in so I can check back?"

The Creature: "No. We can't tell anyone when the truck would come in."

I: :mellow:  "You understand that I'm allowed to call a prison and ask them what time a group of murderers is going to be placed in a vehicle with one guard and driven on a lonely back road without escort and they'll tell me."

The Creature:"Yes, sir."

I:"And that I have a prescription."

The Creature:"Yes, sir."

I:"And that my doctor's office will close at some point and if you can't get me my medication I'll be without it all weekend if he doesn't send this to some other facility, meaning I'll have been without it for a full week and will be in full-on withdrawal."

The Creature:"Yes, sir."

I:"Right, then.  Thanks." 

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I hope some chill pills were in those prescriptions

 
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