https://i.stack.imgur.com/GOOoZ.jpgThat video led me to this: You know how I can tell you're in Florida?
It WAS a fun run. Mrs. SLB witnessed and claimed "the lap" was pretty long. I asked THREE times for some sort of distance for this so called lap and was denied.Oh for ####s sake. The run wasn't today, the money and pledges were due.When my kids did this they called it a fun run and they set up a tiny track so with minimal effort every kid was able to do the max amounts of laps.
Enjoy the minibike!
so i watched this..... wtf does "vicariously armed" mean?
Don’t know. Didn’t watch it with sound.so i watched this..... wtf does "vicariously armed" mean?
From experience, it's often due to HR's rules and has nothing to do with the hiring manager.I don't understand the point to low-balling someone on a job offer. If you want that person to join your team and stay for the long term, why make an offer that will only have them continue looking for a job until they find what they are looking for? I don't know anyone who will be loyal to a company that constantly nickel and dime's them.
I’ll just guess that it means that she participated in a crime where a firearm was used even though she wasn’t the one that used it.so i watched this..... wtf does "vicariously armed" mean?
You're totally ruining your birthday surprise.I'm really concerned about the fate of the tiny guatemalan.
I believe basically you’re committing a crime together and the other guy is armed.
So it doesn't mean you were waxing the dolphin after laying on your arm until you couldn't feel it anymore?I believe basically you’re committing a crime together and the other guy is armed.
You commit a robbery and the other guy has the gun, you’re still vicariously armed.
I'll defer to the scumbag* lawyers here but she hired the dude amirite? That's pretty ####### vicarious IMOso i watched this..... wtf does "vicariously armed" mean?
I believe that is either the “Stranger” the “Six Million Dollar Man” or a variation on the “Dutch Rudder.” DependingSo it doesn't mean you were waxing the dolphin after laying on your arm until you couldn't feel it anymore?
Ah, I see.I believe that is either the “Stranger” the “Six Million Dollar Man” or a variation on the “Dutch Rudder.” Depending
Ah, I see.
Maybe I'm thinking of the one where you use some other person's arm to wax the dolphin after they have lain on it until they can't feel it anymore?
I believe you do that in a rainstorm and finish whil screaming “It’s Alive!” they call that a Victor Frankenstein.Ah, I see.
Maybe I'm thinking of the one where you use some other person's arm to wax the dolphin after they have lain on it until they can't feel it anymore?
I have twice been recruited by out of state law firms that wanted me to head up an office here. Both times I stated my minimum salary requirements in the first conversation. The first time they flew me to another state, subjected me to 13 interviews with various partners, took me to dinner and drinks, and then lowballed me.RC94 said:I don't understand the point to low-balling someone on a job offer. If you want that person to join your team and stay for the long term, why make an offer that will only have them continue looking for a job until they find what they are looking for? I don't know anyone who will be loyal to a company that constantly nickel and dime's them.
congrats man, next let's work on replacing that hotplate and gramma's hand-me-down flowered melmac plates.For the first time in 2 years i'm the proud owner of a TV.
I almost.. almost.. got a microwave too. Decided to hold off. Baby steps.congrats man, next let's work on replacing that hotplate and gramma's hand-me-down flowered melmac plates.
sweet - keep your eyes on the prize man.I almost.. almost.. got a microwave too. Decided to hold off. Baby steps.
If you have any sense, the response is that you're flattered, but it's a firm no.The local "kingmaker" (more like "mid-level-management maker" - I live in a town of less than 10,000 people) flagged my down while I was driving down the street today to lean in my window and ask me if I want to be mayor. I don't know the appropriate response to that.
My response was "do you really think I could refrain from telling the entire community to #### off for four years?"If you have any sense, the response is that you're flattered, but it's a firm no.
anything goes these days. i say run for office and then ram through some crazy local ordinances... really leave a legacy on that town.The local "kingmaker" (more like "mid-level-management maker" - I live in a town of less than 10,000 people) flagged my down while I was driving down the street today to lean in my window and ask me if I want to be mayor. I don't know the appropriate response to that.
my link5-ish Finkle said:So it doesn't mean you were waxing the dolphin after laying on your arm until you couldn't feel it anymore?
fypheadline of the.... ever?: "Black Man beaten at white nationalist rally not guilty of assault"
I prefer the Dutch StrangerHenry Ford said:I believe that is either the “Stranger” the “Six Million Dollar Man” or a variation on the “Dutch Rudder.” Depending
If it makes you feel better my wife called me at work yesterday in a panic to find out if she should take my daughter to the doctor to check her finger to see if it's broken.kids are at my mom's for the night
wife asked, last night, if i wanted to order in Indian for dinner tonight
i assented
she eats one thing from this restaurant
she has been home for 45 minutes, staring at the online menu trying to decide what to eat
she just phoned in the order
she ordered the same thing she always gets
"i didn't have enough time to decide! i panicked!"
24 hours
not enough time
If it makes you feel better my wife called me at work yesterday in a panic to find out if she should take my daughter to the doctor to check her finger to see if it's broken.
Granted, my daughter was in the car with her and they were already on the way to the doctor's office.
I sometimes refer to my wife as Web MD. Everything that happens she’s sure is cancer.
last time i got a panicky "what should i do" call it was because some boy at school collided heads with my oldest daughter and split her lip. 2 stitches.
i thought she was dead from the sounds of the call. nearly had a freaking heart attack driving to school only to find my kid holding a rag with an ice cube in it & looking at me like "wtf are you here? it's a scratch."
I told my wife my daughter just cracked her knuckle. This was Sunday.
Doctor said she cracked her knuckle.
I know this one....furley's wife.kids are at my mom's for the night
wife asked, last night, if i wanted to order in Indian for dinner tonight
i assented
she eats one thing from this restaurant
she has been home for 45 minutes, staring at the online menu trying to decide what to eat
she just phoned in the order
she ordered the same thing she always gets
"i didn't have enough time to decide! i panicked!"
24 hours
not enough time
Dinner.I have twice been recruited by out of state law firms that wanted me to head up an office here. Both times I stated my minimum salary requirements in the first conversation. The first time they flew me to another state, subjected me to 13 interviews with various partners, took me to dinner and drinks, and then lowballed me.
The second time I was taken out to dinner with the managing partner and his wife, then was asked to go to their offices, where I toured their building, spoke to everyone from the IT guy and marketing guy to the lawyers I'd be managing, spent 6 hours in interviews, and got lowballed 2 weeks later.
I have no idea what the point of either exercise was.
I would have enjoyed dinner more if it wasn’t 200 miles from my house.Dinner.
Meeting lots of groovy new friends?I would have enjoyed dinner more if it wasn’t 200 miles from my house.
I'd guess it's the same logic that short guys use to lie about their height on dating profiles. They figure you'll be so wowed by them in person you'll change your clearly stated criteria.I have twice been recruited by out of state law firms that wanted me to head up an office here. Both times I stated my minimum salary requirements in the first conversation. The first time they flew me to another state, subjected me to 13 interviews with various partners, took me to dinner and drinks, and then lowballed me.
The second time I was taken out to dinner with the managing partner and his wife, then was asked to go to their offices, where I toured their building, spoke to everyone from the IT guy and marketing guy to the lawyers I'd be managing, spent 6 hours in interviews, and got lowballed 2 weeks later.
I have no idea what the point of either exercise was.
I got a stack of Chipotle 2-for-1 cards a while back at school. We’ve been using them whenever a “What should we do for lunch/dinner” moment happens.kids are at my mom's for the night
wife asked, last night, if i wanted to order in Indian for dinner tonight
i assented
she eats one thing from this restaurant
she has been home for 45 minutes, staring at the online menu trying to decide what to eat
she just phoned in the order
she ordered the same thing she always gets
"i didn't have enough time to decide! i panicked!"
24 hours
not enough time
My wife loves to tell the story about asking her mom if she could go see The Blue Lagoon. My wife was about 10 at the time. Her mom said no, of course, since the content was fairly mature. Wife wasn’t happy.This one's on me.
Just a minute ago my wife was asking me if it would be appropriate for our 13 yr old daughter to watch Wind River with us tonight. I thought about it and said no probably not it's kind of adult themed. Then my 11 yr old son comes in and goes "Wind River? Yeah Dad we watched it last weekend when Mom was out of town remember? You let us watch it?" Then he rattles off the entire plot. My wife is just staring at me