Epic Problem Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanhack Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 19 hours ago, McJose said: Where are the white women at? Portland 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, urbanhack said: Portland The ones without hairy pits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 44 minutes ago, McJose said: The ones without hairy pits. You'd be surprised at the bevy of pulchritude in Portland these days. As the rest of the country flocks here, they have brought with them traditions and customs that are favorable to the male eye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Bart Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 20 hours ago, McJose said: Where are the white women at? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sheriff Bart said: Somebody's gotta go back and get a ####-load of dimes! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, General Malaise said: You'd be surprised at the bevy of pulchritude in Portland these days. As the rest of the country flocks here, they have brought with them traditions and customs that are favorable to the male eye. God darnit, Mr. Malaise, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/20/2018 at 1:03 PM, -fish- said: We only had middle-aged men that liked to watch boys shower. Careful, jokes like this are how we lost nipsey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HERBERT THE HIPPO Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 5/16/2017 at 11:21 AM, mr. furley said: RIPinpeace 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Get your own shtick, Elisabeth. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Pack Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 41 minutes ago, HERBERT THE HIPPO said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Don't care if it's fake can't stop laughing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyboy Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) 21 hours ago, General Malaise said: You'd be surprised at the bevy of pulchritude in Portland these days. As the rest of the country flocks here, they have brought with them traditions and customs that are favorable to the male eye. Oh BS. They sent they're ugliest fattest hairiest here and kept the hot ones. If your wife is above a 6 in this city you hit a home run Edited March 22, 2018 by tommyboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-fish- Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Thorn said: On 3/20/2018 at 10:03 AM, -fish- said: We only had middle-aged men that liked to watch boys shower. Careful, jokes like this are how we lost nipsey. Unfortunately, not a joke. Our PE teachers were creepy AF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Ford Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 hours ago, McJose said: God darnit, Mr. Malaise, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. Confirmed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, tommyboy said: Oh BS. They sent they're ugliest fastest hairiest here and kept the hot ones. If your wife is above a 6 in this city you hit a home run Last Blazer game I went to, there were hot girls a plenty. Been a Ducks game recently? Those co-eds and cheerleaders are pretty hot. Went to a nude bar with my cousin last month. He lives in the Bay Area and was astounded by the hot chicks dancing. Hell, check out the new BG Food Cartell on a nice afternoon. No shortage of hot there either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Lambskin Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 This is my dinner tonight MENU 1ST COURSE: Bacon-Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeno Popper Goat Cheese, Apple Wood Smoked Beer Pairing: Train Hopper 6.9% IPA, Grapefruit, Orange, Balanced 2ND COURSE: Cheddar Ale Soup Vermont Cheddar, Karl's Amber Ale Beer Pairing: Karl's Amber Ale 6% Lightly Hopped Amber Ale 3RD COURSE: Ahi Tuna Poke Wild Caught Sushi Grade, Citrus Salad Beer Pairing: Royal Rumble 9.5% Imperial Red with Blood Oranges 4TH COURSE: Spicy Pork Belly White Bean Cakes, Onion, Fresno Jam Beer Pairing: Big Doedish 10% Double IPA, West Coast Style 5TH COURSE: Lamb Lollipop Lemon Risotto, Fig Chutney Beer Pairing: Figgie Smalls 12.2% Belgian Quad with Figs 6TH COURSE: Bread Pudding Parfait Beer Pairing: Bourbon Barrel Traxx Night Fury 13.5% Imperial Stout, Brewed with Vanilla Bean, Cocoa Nibs, Coconut, & Peanut Butter, Aged in Bourbon Barrels 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyboy Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Jesus dude you need to get out more. Troll around downtown or the east side and check out the milfs on display. It's a literal horror show. The good news is after you take a hit off her bong she'll give you a handy in her sidewalk sleeping bag that she calls home. The bad news is you'll probably die from leprosy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, -fish- said: Unfortunately, not a joke. Our PE teachers were creepy AF. Lived it. Our guy stood in the doorway of the shower and just gawked at each 7th / 8th grade kid. Then gave each one a once over has he handed them a postage stamp sized towel that was the color of Donald Trump's skin as they left the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks64 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 38 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: This is my dinner tonight MENU 1ST COURSE: Bacon-Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeno Popper Goat Cheese, Apple Wood Smoked Beer Pairing: Train Hopper 6.9% IPA, Grapefruit, Orange, Balanced 2ND COURSE: Cheddar Ale Soup Vermont Cheddar, Karl's Amber Ale Beer Pairing: Karl's Amber Ale 6% Lightly Hopped Amber Ale 3RD COURSE: Ahi Tuna Poke Wild Caught Sushi Grade, Citrus Salad Beer Pairing: Royal Rumble 9.5% Imperial Red with Blood Oranges 4TH COURSE: Spicy Pork Belly White Bean Cakes, Onion, Fresno Jam Beer Pairing: Big Doedish 10% Double IPA, West Coast Style 5TH COURSE: Lamb Lollipop Lemon Risotto, Fig Chutney Beer Pairing: Figgie Smalls 12.2% Belgian Quad with Figs 6TH COURSE: Bread Pudding Parfait Beer Pairing: Bourbon Barrel Traxx Night Fury 13.5% Imperial Stout, Brewed with Vanilla Bean, Cocoa Nibs, Coconut, & Peanut Butter, Aged in Bourbon Barrels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 39 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: This is my dinner tonight MENU 1ST COURSE: Bacon-Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeno Popper Goat Cheese, Apple Wood Smoked Beer Pairing: Train Hopper 6.9% IPA, Grapefruit, Orange, Balanced 2ND COURSE: Cheddar Ale Soup Vermont Cheddar, Karl's Amber Ale Beer Pairing: Karl's Amber Ale 6% Lightly Hopped Amber Ale 3RD COURSE: Ahi Tuna Poke Wild Caught Sushi Grade, Citrus Salad Beer Pairing: Royal Rumble 9.5% Imperial Red with Blood Oranges 4TH COURSE: Spicy Pork Belly White Bean Cakes, Onion, Fresno Jam Beer Pairing: Big Doedish 10% Double IPA, West Coast Style 5TH COURSE: Lamb Lollipop Lemon Risotto, Fig Chutney Beer Pairing: Figgie Smalls 12.2% Belgian Quad with Figs 6TH COURSE: Bread Pudding Parfait Beer Pairing: Bourbon Barrel Traxx Night Fury 13.5% Imperial Stout, Brewed with Vanilla Bean, Cocoa Nibs, Coconut, & Peanut Butter, Aged in Bourbon Barrels Thanks for the invite, but I have a magic baseball draft tonight 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckmanm Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: Beer Pairing: Figgie Smalls love this ETA - whole thing looks great. Haven't been to a beer dinner in years. Edited March 21, 2018 by heckmanm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, tommyboy said: The good news is after you take a hit off her bong she'll give you a handy in her sidewalk sleeping bag that she calls home. The bad news is you'll probably die from leprosy You got an intersection on this one or what? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, tommyboy said: Jesus dude you need to get out more. Troll around downtown or the east side and check out the milfs on display. It's a literal horror show. The good news is after you take a hit off her bong she'll give you a handy in her sidewalk sleeping bag that she calls home. The bad news is you'll probably die from leprosy at this point i'm not saying no 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyboy Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, mr. furley said: at this point i'm not saying no Well, the sister in-law is hot and ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky The Doormat Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 3 hours ago, heckmanm said: 4 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said: Beer Pairing: Figgie Smalls love this ETA - whole thing looks great. Haven't been to a beer dinner in years. bass player for the Cranberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndog Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Updating my resume for the first time in 8+ years. I should have done it sooner but on the bright side it does help me keep it condensed as I've forgotten many things I've accomplished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignoramus Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 33 minutes ago, berndog said: Updating my resume for the first time in 8+ years. I should have done it sooner but on the bright side it does help me keep it condensed as I've forgotten many things I've accomplished. It had better not be more than one #######ed page long unless you've split the atom and have been published in Good Housekeeping. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky The Doormat Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 savory, sweet and salty ...and spicy if you want to add some red pepper flakes. it's what's for dinner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Floppo Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said: savory, sweet and salty ...and spicy if you want to add some red pepper flakes. it's what's for dinner. Sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky The Doormat Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, El Floppo said: Sandwich? It's whatever you want it to be man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 A page? My resume just says, "I used to do somebody else's bull####, but now I'd like to do your bull####." 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas The Skank Engine Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said: savory, sweet and salty ...and spicy if you want to add some red pepper flakes. it's what's for dinner. Funny, I heard a conversation on the radio yesterday about whether a pop tart was technically a ravioli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 wears a fitbit, has a smartphone on them at all times, owns an iPad, sometimes swaps out the fitbit for an Apple watch, has 3 smart TV's in the house, a smart refrigerator, Alexa engaged at all times, orders their groceries on Amazon, uses Gmail or Yahoo email, browses internet forums, signs up for every restaurant rewards club in their area, has 4 department store credit cards, pays a car loan, has a mortgage....................... thinks it's time to delete Facebook because it's mining too much of their personal data. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Lambskin Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, mr. furley said: wears a fitbit, has a smartphone on them at all times, owns an iPad, sometimes swaps out the fitbit for an Apple watch, has 3 smart TV's in the house, a smart refrigerator, Alexa engaged at all times, orders their groceries on Amazon, uses Gmail or Yahoo email, browses internet forums, signs up for every restaurant rewards club in their area, has 4 department store credit cards, pays a car loan, has a mortgage....................... thinks it's time to delete Facebook because it's mining too much of their personal data. Furleys Wife? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy3469 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 47 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: Furleys Wife? Can't be since we all know Furley is the one in the family with 4 department store credit cards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 49 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: Furleys Wife? in this instance "Furleys Wife" represents all of America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Sammy3469 said: Can't be since we all know Furley is the one in the family with 4 department store credit cards. how else do you suppose i get all those Gordman's bucks, guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy3469 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, mr. furley said: how else do you suppose i get all those Gordman's bucks, guy? I had to teh Google Gordman's...actually actually true. Edited March 22, 2018 by Sammy3469 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sammy3469 said: I had to teh Google Gordman's...actually actually true. popped up here a couple years back. basically, if there's a business on the verge of bankruptcy, if it's model is aggregating random cheap goods and selling them at "discount" prices and/or it can dump the unsellable crap and far out of fashion items in this market.... we have that store & within 6 months of its grand opening here, a national story will run about the parent company going out of business and all its stores closing. :confetti: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy3469 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, mr. furley said: popped up here a couple years back. basically, if there's a business on the verge of bankruptcy, if it's model is aggregating random cheap goods and selling them at "discount" prices and/or it can dump the unsellable crap and far out of fashion items in this market.... we have that store & within 6 months of its grand opening here, a national story will run about the parent company going out of business and all its stores closing. :confetti: We have Century 21, Saks Down Under, Bloomingdale's Outlet, and Barney's Warehouse for those type of things which all seem more or less stable for the time being. Speaking of which, I need a new pair of jeans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 43 minutes ago, Sammy3469 said: We have Century 21, Saks Down Under, Bloomingdale's Outlet, and Barney's Warehouse for those type of things which all seem more or less stable for the time being. Speaking of which, I need a new pair of jeans. we have mostly payday loan stores, cellphone kiosks in small storefronts, TJ Maxx and Big Lots 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osaurus Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, mr. furley said: we have mostly payday loan stores, cellphone kiosks in small storefronts, TJ Maxx and Big Lots You’re in Tampa now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckmanm Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Sammy3469 said: We have Century 21, Saks Down Under, Bloomingdale's Outlet, and Barney's Warehouse for those type of things which all seem more or less stable for the time being. Speaking of which, I need a new pair of jeans. Do they only sell gold blazers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy3469 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, heckmanm said: Do they only sell gold blazers? Indeed they do, indeed they do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wikkidpissah Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said: savory, sweet and salty ...and spicy if you want to add some red pepper flakes. it's what's for dinner. it's got that ooomommy everyone's looking for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 57 minutes ago, Osaurus said: You’re in Tampa now? i wish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just purchased four tickets to the Cubs game July 6th. In the outfield bleachers. GA. Any guesses on the total including about 9 layers of taxes and fees? Chicago is going to financially ruin me in ways 5 kids have not, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osaurus Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, General Malaise said: Just purchased four tickets to the Cubs game July 6th. In the outfield bleachers. GA. Any guesses on the total including about 9 layers of taxes and fees? Chicago is going to financially ruin me in ways 5 kids have not, isn't it? 3 heart attacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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