You'd be surprised at the bevy of pulchritude in Portland these days. As the rest of the country flocks here, they have brought with them traditions and customs that are favorable to the male eye.The ones without hairy pits.
God darnit, Mr. Malaise, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.You'd be surprised at the bevy of pulchritude in Portland these days. As the rest of the country flocks here, they have brought with them traditions and customs that are favorable to the male eye.
Careful, jokes like this are how we lost nipsey.We only had middle-aged men that liked to watch boys shower.
Oh BS. They sent they're ugliest fattest hairiest here and kept the hot ones. If your wife is above a 6 in this city you hit a home runYou'd be surprised at the bevy of pulchritude in Portland these days. As the rest of the country flocks here, they have brought with them traditions and customs that are favorable to the male eye.
Unfortunately, not a joke. Our PE teachers were creepy AF.Careful, jokes like this are how we lost nipsey.We only had middle-aged men that liked to watch boys shower.
ConfirmedGod darnit, Mr. Malaise, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Oh BS. They sent they're ugliest fastest hairiest here and kept the hot ones. If your wife is above a 6 in this city you hit a home run
Lived it. Our guy stood in the doorway of the shower and just gawked at each 7th / 8th grade kid. Then gave each one a once over has he handed them a postage stamp sized towel that was the color of Donald Trump's skin as they left the shower.Unfortunately, not a joke. Our PE teachers were creepy AF.
This is my dinner tonight
MENU
1ST COURSE:
Bacon-Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeno Popper
Goat Cheese, Apple Wood Smoked
Beer Pairing: Train Hopper
6.9% IPA, Grapefruit, Orange, Balanced
2ND COURSE:
Cheddar Ale Soup
Vermont Cheddar, Karl's Amber Ale
Beer Pairing: Karl's Amber Ale
6% Lightly Hopped Amber Ale
3RD COURSE:
Ahi Tuna Poke
Wild Caught Sushi Grade, Citrus Salad
Beer Pairing: Royal Rumble
9.5% Imperial Red with Blood Oranges
4TH COURSE:
Spicy Pork Belly
White Bean Cakes, Onion, Fresno Jam
Beer Pairing: Big Doedish
10% Double IPA, West Coast Style
5TH COURSE:
Lamb Lollipop
Lemon Risotto, Fig Chutney
Beer Pairing: Figgie Smalls
12.2% Belgian Quad with Figs
6TH COURSE:
Bread Pudding Parfait
Beer Pairing: Bourbon Barrel Traxx Night Fury
13.5% Imperial Stout, Brewed with Vanilla Bean, Cocoa Nibs, Coconut, & Peanut Butter, Aged in Bourbon Barrels
Thanks for the invite, but I have a magic baseball draft tonightThis is my dinner tonight
MENU
1ST COURSE:
Bacon-Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeno Popper
Goat Cheese, Apple Wood Smoked
Beer Pairing: Train Hopper
6.9% IPA, Grapefruit, Orange, Balanced
2ND COURSE:
Cheddar Ale Soup
Vermont Cheddar, Karl's Amber Ale
Beer Pairing: Karl's Amber Ale
6% Lightly Hopped Amber Ale
3RD COURSE:
Ahi Tuna Poke
Wild Caught Sushi Grade, Citrus Salad
Beer Pairing: Royal Rumble
9.5% Imperial Red with Blood Oranges
4TH COURSE:
Spicy Pork Belly
White Bean Cakes, Onion, Fresno Jam
Beer Pairing: Big Doedish
10% Double IPA, West Coast Style
5TH COURSE:
Lamb Lollipop
Lemon Risotto, Fig Chutney
Beer Pairing: Figgie Smalls
12.2% Belgian Quad with Figs
6TH COURSE:
Bread Pudding Parfait
Beer Pairing: Bourbon Barrel Traxx Night Fury
13.5% Imperial Stout, Brewed with Vanilla Bean, Cocoa Nibs, Coconut, & Peanut Butter, Aged in Bourbon Barrels
love thisBeer Pairing: Figgie Smalls
You got an intersection on this one or what?The good news is after you take a hit off her bong she'll give you a handy in her sidewalk sleeping bag that she calls home. The bad news is you'll probably die from leprosy
at this point i'm not saying noJesus dude you need to get out more. Troll around downtown or the east side and check out the milfs on display. It's a literal horror show. The good news is after you take a hit off her bong she'll give you a handy in her sidewalk sleeping bag that she calls home. The bad news is you'll probably die from leprosy
Well, the sister in-law is hot and readyat this point i'm not saying no
bass player for the Cranberries.love thisBeer Pairing: Figgie Smalls
ETA - whole thing looks great. Haven't been to a beer dinner in years.
It had better not be more than one #######ed page long unless you've split the atom and have been published in Good Housekeeping.Updating my resume for the first time in 8+ years. I should have done it sooner but on the bright side it does help me keep it condensed as I've forgotten many things I've accomplished.
Sandwich?savory, sweet and salty ...and spicy if you want to add some red pepper flakes.
it's what's for dinner.
Funny, I heard a conversation on the radio yesterday about whether a pop tart was technically a ravioli.savory, sweet and salty ...and spicy if you want to add some red pepper flakes.
it's what's for dinner.
Furleys Wife?mr. furley said:wears a fitbit, has a smartphone on them at all times, owns an iPad, sometimes swaps out the fitbit for an Apple watch, has 3 smart TV's in the house, a smart refrigerator, Alexa engaged at all times, orders their groceries on Amazon, uses Gmail or Yahoo email, browses internet forums, signs up for every restaurant rewards club in their area, has 4 department store credit cards, pays a car loan, has a mortgage....................... thinks it's time to delete Facebook because it's mining too much of their personal data.
Can't be since we all know Furley is the one in the family with 4 department store credit cards.Furleys Wife?
in this instance "Furleys Wife" represents all of AmericaFurleys Wife?
how else do you suppose i get all those Gordman's bucks, guy?Can't be since we all know Furley is the one in the family with 4 department store credit cards.
I had to teh Google Gordman's...actually actually true.how else do you suppose i get all those Gordman's bucks, guy?
popped up here a couple years back.I had to teh Google Gordman's...actually actually true.
We have Century 21, Saks Down Under, Bloomingdale's Outlet, and Barney's Warehouse for those type of things which all seem more or less stable for the time being. Speaking of which, I need a new pair of jeans.popped up here a couple years back.
basically, if there's a business on the verge of bankruptcy, if it's model is aggregating random cheap goods and selling them at "discount" prices and/or it can dump the unsellable crap and far out of fashion items in this market.... we have that store & within 6 months of its grand opening here, a national story will run about the parent company going out of business and all its stores closing.
:confetti:
we have mostly payday loan stores, cellphone kiosks in small storefronts, TJ Maxx and Big LotsWe have Century 21, Saks Down Under, Bloomingdale's Outlet, and Barney's Warehouse for those type of things which all seem more or less stable for the time being. Speaking of which, I need a new pair of jeans.
You’re in Tampa now?we have mostly payday loan stores, cellphone kiosks in small storefronts, TJ Maxx and Big Lots
Do they only sell gold blazers?We have Century 21, Saks Down Under, Bloomingdale's Outlet, and Barney's Warehouse for those type of things which all seem more or less stable for the time being. Speaking of which, I need a new pair of jeans.
it's got that ooomommy everyone's looking for...Binky The Doormat said:savory, sweet and salty ...and spicy if you want to add some red pepper flakes.
it's what's for dinner.
3 heart attacks?Just purchased four tickets to the Cubs game July 6th. In the outfield bleachers. GA. Any guesses on the total including about 9 layers of taxes and fees?
Chicago is going to financially ruin me in ways 5 kids have not, isn't it?