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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

Henry Ford said:
I buy my pants at either Costco or thrift stores.  Except my suits, which I buy off the rack as cheaply as possible.
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You can get searsucker and arm garters off the rack in Mississippi?  Well, that's a bonus.

 
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krista4 said:
Sorry, seemed more of a tease to post, unless you’re going to fly in for it. :excited:

House-made pastries and bread*

House-cured gravlax eggs benedict w/ Meyer lemon and fresh dill hollandaise

House-made biscuits and sausage gravy

Made-to-order omelets

Seafood bar featuring Marrowstone Island oysters, house-cured steelhead gravlax, shrimp cocktail w/ house-smoked horseradish sauce, and more

Roasted Nash’s Farm ham

Coffee-rubbed USDA Prime Rib

Organic spring salad

Roasted potatoes and seasonal vegetables

Seasonal fresh fruit

A selection of house-made desserts

*This part might sound boring, but this includes chicken empanadas, beef empanadas, squash/pesto/plum tomato/Parmesan thingies, cream cheese cookies, whiskey-glazed peach and apple pastries w/ brown sugar and cinnamon, blueberry/cherry/lime pastries topped with coconut and white chocolate, cherry/strawberry/cream cheese pastries with dark chocolate, and others.  Plus the homemade breads are to die for.
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This sounds amazing.

 
30 minutes in a meeting with a smug ##### that drags out every word, has the vocal fry affect to his voice + uses the latest industry jargon/business speak in place of.. you know.. normal words + loves to hear the sound of his own voice.

that was a true test of patience and tolerance. mein leben.

"we're going to align the actionables to synergize with the tall foreheads at corporate. we've got a tiger team ready to leap when the major players present their slide deck."

 
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mr. furley said:
30 minutes in a meeting with a smug ##### that drags out every word, has the vocal fry affect to his voice + uses the latest industry jargon/business speak in place of.. you know.. normal words + loves to hear the sound of his own voice.

that was a true test of patience and tolerance. mein leben.

"we're going to align the actionables to synergize with the tall foreheads at corporate. we've got a tiger team ready to leap when the major players present their slide deck."
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We're buying helium. :mellow:

 
mr. furley said:
30 minutes in a meeting with a smug ##### that drags out every word, has the vocal fry affect to his voice + uses the latest industry jargon/business speak in place of.. you know.. normal words + loves to hear the sound of his own voice.

that was a true test of patience and tolerance. mein leben.

"we're going to align the actionables to synergize with the tall foreheads at corporate. we've got a tiger team ready to leap when the major players present their slide deck."
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Does he use "calendar" as a verb? 

Calendar a meeting on that for next Tuesday.

 
mr. furley said:
30 minutes in a meeting with a smug ##### that drags out every word, has the vocal fry affect to his voice + uses the latest industry jargon/business speak in place of.. you know.. normal words + loves to hear the sound of his own voice.

that was a true test of patience and tolerance. mein leben.

"we're going to align the actionables to synergize with the tall foreheads at corporate. we've got a tiger team ready to leap when the major players present their slide deck."
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Please tell me tall foreheads isn't a real buzzword and you just made that up.

 
proninja said:
Do you not understand how a business would want to highlight what makes their product attractive?
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When they highlight that some are house made, I assume that means other stuff isn't.  If they didn't mention it, I would assume everything is house made and/or not even think about it.  Also it was more about how it's becoming a cliché.

 
mr. furley said:
30 minutes in a meeting with a smug ##### that drags out every word, has the vocal fry affect to his voice + uses the latest industry jargon/business speak in place of.. you know.. normal words + loves to hear the sound of his own voice.

that was a true test of patience and tolerance. mein leben.

"we're going to align the actionables to synergize with the tall foreheads at corporate. we've got a tiger team ready to leap when the major players present their slide deck."
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what, so you're not as cool with the shtick as this smooveysmoove cat so ya come up in this mutha to bag?

physician, heal thyself

 
mr. furley said:
30 minutes in a meeting with a smug ##### that drags out every word, has the vocal fry affect to his voice + uses the latest industry jargon/business speak in place of.. you know.. normal words + loves to hear the sound of his own voice.

that was a true test of patience and tolerance. mein leben.

"we're going to align the actionables to synergize with the tall foreheads at corporate. we've got a tiger team ready to leap when the major players present their slide deck."
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Today at work we shifted some paradigms, ran things up the flag pole, and [error – buzzword #17 not found].  Sorry, buzzword generator is acting up again.

 
Welcome back Astros!

Make a hotdog, crack open a beer, turn on the game and SPringer knocks a dinger

same as it ever was

eta Bregman doubles

 
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