It’s not fully sliced through, there’s still skin there, I can just see shapes through it.Jeebus, Henry.![]()
Please consider a trip to the ER. They might be able to scare up a plastic surgeon. That you might need. Seriously.It’s not fully sliced through, there’s still skin there, I can just see shapes through it.
I though at first she’d gotten my eye. “Missed it by that much.”
For the eye, or just my general face?Please consider a trip to the ER. They might be able to scare up a plastic surgeon. That you might need. Seriously.
Transplant a cow eyelid IMO.Please consider a trip to the ER. They might be able to scare up a plastic surgeon. That you might need. Seriously.
It was unbelievably scary at first but now it’s just funny. It sounds worse than it is. If it seals when it clots fully I won’t go to the ER, otherwise I will.Transplant a cow eyelid IMO.
Sorry, Henry, that sounds horrible.
Well, my notebook indicates you are anti-cornhole, so nobody can answer to your face. If it heals in a way that feels weird when it's closed, you might wind up at a plastic surgeon anyway.For the eye, or just my general face?
Like I said, it didn’t go all the way through. Sort of hoping it looks like Mick cut me.Well, my notebook indicates you are anti-cornhole, so nobody can answer to your face. If it heals in a way that feels weird when it's closed, you might wind up at a plastic surgeon anyway.
Can we get a pic of this? How well were you able to clean it? I imagine there is some nasty bacteria in a dog's nail.It was unbelievably scary at first but now it’s just funny. It sounds worse than it is. If it seals when it clots fully I won’t go to the ER, otherwise I will.
It’s under a gauze eyepatch right now. If it looks terrible when I take it off I’ll post a picture before going to get surgery. But it likely just looks like when you cut yourself shaving the old coin purse.Can we get a pic of this? How well were you able to clean it? I imagine there is some nasty bacteria in a dog's nail.
Wife okayed taking a photo, saying, and I quote, “your fake friends are going to think you’re losing an eyeball if you don’t show them. It’s not even as bad as the time your dad shot you in the eye.” Best I could get because, and again I quote, “I’m not taking pictures of you to send to some catfish on the internet.”Can we get a pic of this? How well were you able to clean it? I imagine there is some nasty bacteria in a dog's nail.
could actually be a beanbagWife okayed taking a photo, saying, and I quote, “your fake friends are going to think you’re losing an eyeball if you don’t show them. It’s not even as bad as the time your dad shot you in the eye.” Best I could get because, and again I quote, “I’m not taking pictures of you to send to some catfish on the internet.”
https://imgur.com/a/1LkSxM3
There are two cuts. One above the eye, one on the eyelid. They closed after an hour or so of bleeding. It’ll scar but no big deal.
It could be a video of "COULD YOU IMAGINE?!?!" doing the Discount Double ##### move to Henry's dog, buuut.....could actually be a beanbag
You had her hoo-ha actually on your eye? Whoa, you guys must be pretty close (and Helen must be incredibly limber for her age).Helen Mirren’s hoo-ha actually.
ouch ...hope you get some sleep 5-ish.Oh, and not that anyone asked, but the fun seems to perhaps be starting with the Bride of 5-ish again WRT my most recent layoff. Seems we'll be living in a shopping cart under an underpass within a few days unless we can "figure this all out", apparently before we crash tonight.
So, I've got that goin' for me. Which is nice (Narrarator: It really wasn't very nice).
Keith's much more likely to do thatLike I said, it didn’t go all the way through. Sort of hoping it looks like Mick cut me.
Now I want to see Keith Richards as Rocky’s cut man.Keith's much more likely to do that
Ugh. I hope it worked out ok with the wife.Oh, and not that anyone asked, but the fun seems to perhaps be starting with the Bride of 5-ish again WRT my most recent layoff. Seems we'll be living in a shopping cart under an underpass within a few days unless we can "figure this all out", apparently before we crash tonight.
So, I've got that goin' for me. Which is nice (Narrarator: It really wasn't very nice).
In Dillman's Grove my love did die,Random poem of the day:
Pointy Bird
O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy.
There is no "working this out", sadly. She is a creature driven by fear. After at least a couple of decades of that mindset, I'm afraid that leopard ain't changing spots.El Floppo said:Ugh. I hope it worked out ok with the wife.
No change. MRI tomorrow.Thanks for the laughs cow lid!
5ish. Thops
fish. How’s her noggin?
All for show. They secretly hate it and wish they continued with school.
Wait. What?Fmla allows the father 3 weeks paid leave anytime during the child’s first year. Work must oblige. I took it, 12 years ago.
not me, i think as low as possible. that way i 'm never disappointed. Bonus points- i don't yell at coaches, refs and other kids during youth sports games when my little ones aren't scoring every single time on their inevitable march to the prosIt's amazing the things you can learn from a message board.
For instance, Everytime I go into the Politics Forum I'm reminded that politics in our country are probably irreparably broken.
And everytime I go into the Funny Things My Kid Said, I'm reminded that people will laugh at things that aren't funny and that parents think more highly of their kids than everyone else.
It may have evolved to 12 weeks for both parents. FMLAWait. What?
you're really reading wrong.It's amazing the things you can learn from a message board.
For instance, Everytime I go into the Politics Forum I'm reminded that politics in our country are probably irreparably broken.
And everytime I go into the Funny Things My Kid Said, I'm reminded that people will laugh at things that aren't funny and that parents think more highly of their kids than everyone else.
Pay vs non-pay depends on your employer. Sadly my employer does not pay for FMLA leave.It may have evolved to 12 weeks for both parents. FMLA
I think the only stipulation when I took it was that I had to be full time.
in CA, it is paid.FMLA ensures you get unpaid time off, not paid.
So FML didn't mean "Family & Medical Leave" in your case?I ran back to work after the twins were born.
Poor wording on my part. And of course parents are going to see their kids differently than everyone else, as it should be. Just...there's a whole lot of stuff in there that would more accurately be "Dumb stuff my kid said" rather than funny.you're really reading wrong.
first part for sure. but nobody in there is saying anything in there about that second part. they definitely do (myself included) have screwy goggles on about how funny what their kid said or did actually might be to somebody outside of the family, but nobody's posting about thinking highly of their kids there. most of it is stuff about what complete morons our kids are.
eta: first and second parts are about the kids thread. political forum is... well... yeah.
Yeah, and NJ just implemented a new law manadating accumulated sick time for all employees. Which seems like a great idea, but is going to have all sorts of unintended consequences.CA, NY, NJ and RI offer paid FMLA
no worries- and I realized I was being a bit defensive there... and you I don't htink you came across as mean.Poor wording on my part. And of course parents are going to see their kids differently than everyone else, as it should be. Just...there's a whole lot of stuff in there that would more accurately be "Dumb stuff my kid said" rather than funny.
I don't say that trying to be mean, and there certainly are things in there that are actually funny, it's just that a lot of just...isn't.
Very fair. And yeah, they are not even close to being anywhere near the same. Basically opposite issues. One is Mayberry, the other is Thunderdome.El Floppo said:no worries- and I realized I was being a bit defensive there... and you I don't htink you came across as mean.
thinking more about it now, I think I reacted because there aren't that many threads left with supportiveness, innocence and/or purity without antagonism. a place you can go and just be and hear positive: the sickness/death threads, the trying to have kids (fertility) thread, the dogs are awesome thread... and here. and there. I don't find a lot of it funny- and actually feel a little bad withholding my likes from posts that aren't (conversely, mr ham and his kids always kill me). thinking more- I also reacted because that place mentioned in the same breath as the political forum made gag.
it should be a lot, lonI didn't think this was thread-worthy, so I'm putting it here. My BIL's wife just had a baby, and he is taking three weeks of paternity leave. Is this a thing now?