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PSA: if you go to Taco Bell at 1:30 AM on a Wednesday and they tell you they are out of steak for steak chalupas and then say never mind they found some it might be a good idea to order something else instead

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HELLO FROM REHAB!!!!   Not sure if anything's been shared but Sunday dinner at my parents' a couple weeks ago was in fact an elaborate ruse to stage an intervention.  Actually it wasn't very

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44 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said:

PSA: if you go to Taco Bell at 1:30 AM on a Wednesday and they tell you they are out of steak for steak chalupas and then say never mind they found some it might be a good idea to order something else instead

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1 hour ago, heckmanm said:

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FYI, cucumber-lime Gatorade mixes nicely with either vodka, gin or tequila.

I was ridiculed at coshole when I rolled out my cucumber-infused vodka. Nice to see the world catching up to me five years later

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19 minutes ago, cosjobs said:

I was ridiculed at coshole when I rolled out my cucumber-infused vodka. Nice to see the world catching up to me five years later

You wanna drink tzatziki vodka?  Go for it, brother, just don't expect anyone else to come along for the ride unless it's got a side car of feta/dolmades.

(Jesus H....now I really want some Greek food.)

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9 minutes ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

You wanna drink tzatziki vodka?  Go for it, brother, just don't expect anyone else to come along for the ride unless it's got a side car of feta/dolmades.

(Jesus H....now I really want some Greek food.)

You palate is incult.

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8 minutes ago, OrtonToOlsen said:

Almost bought some berry/lemon vodka today because it was 50% off.  Then I saw it was 60 proof.

What am I?  A 4th grader?

its fine. if you use everclear as a mixer

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21 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Furls does, apparently.  He answers to the whistle of some dude named Uncle Mike, IIRC.

Wait, what? That makes no sense. Either Furley is from Wisconsin and pro O&H or i've been fished. I'm leaning the latter because any respectable human that has even stepped foot in Wisconsin knows O&H >>>>>>>>>>>

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6 hours ago, cosjobs said:

I was ridiculed at coshole when I rolled out my cucumber-infused vodka. Nice to see the world catching up to me five years later

Red, white, & blue bottle - right?

You WERE teased about it, but we drank it anyway.

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I had a bit of a health scare a few weeks ago. Spent the night in the ER with chest pains, arm numbness etc. I was really scared.

Had a good follow up with my primary doc and then an echo cardiogram on Wednesday. Got the message yesterday that there's no issue with heart function. 

It's been a while since I've had a good cry. That was a good one. Pay attention to your body, peeps. :grad:

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8 hours ago, Uruk-Hai said:

Red, white, & blue bottle - right?

You WERE teased about it, but we drank it anyway.

Yeah, that's how Svedka was bottling it back than. 

Nothing like a group cuke and puke.

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26 minutes ago, strykerpks said:

I had a bit of a health scare a few weeks ago. Spent the night in the ER with chest pains, arm numbness etc. I was really scared.

Had a good follow up with my primary doc and then an echo cardiogram on Wednesday. Got the message yesterday that there's no issue with heart function. 

It's been a while since I've had a good cry. That was a good one. Pay attention to your body, peeps. :grad:

you'll be fine. you strike me as a tough cuss

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3 hours ago, urbanhack said:

I can see myself moving to Bend, OR in the next few years.  I swear all the actors from the viagra and cialis commercials live here.  

The beer scene is solid too 

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21 hours ago, strykerpks said:

Wait, what? That makes no sense. Either Furley is from Wisconsin and pro O&H or i've been fished. I'm leaning the latter because any respectable human that has even stepped foot in Wisconsin knows O&H >>>>>>>>>>>

bro, have you ever Uncle Mike'd?

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8 hours ago, strykerpks said:

I had a bit of a health scare a few weeks ago. Spent the night in the ER with chest pains, arm numbness etc. I was really scared.

Had a good follow up with my primary doc and then an echo cardiogram on Wednesday. Got the message yesterday that there's no issue with heart function. 

It's been a while since I've had a good cry. That was a good one. Pay attention to your body, peeps. :grad:

stress?

was it the realization that Uncle Mike's is the king of kringle?

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1 hour ago, mr. furley said:

stress?

was it the realization that Uncle Mike's is the king of kringle?

Stress/anxiety is pretty much the culprit. But then I stuck my #### in the freezer and coldcocked uncle Mike. Guy has to eat from a straw now

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10 hours ago, strykerpks said:

I had a bit of a health scare a few weeks ago. Spent the night in the ER with chest pains, arm numbness etc. I was really scared.

Had a good follow up with my primary doc and then an echo cardiogram on Wednesday. Got the message yesterday that there's no issue with heart function. 

It's been a while since I've had a good cry. That was a good one. Pay attention to your body, peeps. :grad:

#### dude. Glad it's not the heart. Did they figure it out though?

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6 minutes ago, Ignoramus said:

#### dude. Glad it's not the heart. Did they figure it out though?f tes

They're calling it a panic/anxiety attack. I'm sure it was something more. They ran the gamut of tests so I trust them. If I die then we know where to start

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