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pulled actual cash from an ATM today. paid for a couple things at the counter. clerk checks my fresh from the ATM $20 and declares that it does not have the strip.. probably counterfeit :shrug:

she says "i can't take it, but you can probably just spend it somewhere else :thumbup: "

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On 8/29/2020 at 6:35 PM, mr. furley said:

pulled actual cash from an ATM today. paid for a couple things at the counter. clerk checks my fresh from the ATM $20 and declares that it does not have the strip.. probably counterfeit :shrug:

she says "i can't take it, but you can probably just spend it somewhere else :thumbup: "

Crazy you didn't get taken away in cuffs!

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Just now, urbanhack said:

You still coming to Portland this weekend?

:coffee:

Sadly no. My friend’s neighborhood has had some intense gang activity (lots of shooting nearby) as of late so it’s on hold until 2022. We’re staying local for Labor Day weekend. 

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33 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said:

Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting.

OJ is, apparently, too busy chasing cougars in the wine bars of west Las Vegas.

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40 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said:

Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting.

Am I the only one that thinks its totally crazy that people watch Dancing with stars?

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28 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

daughter turned 12 on Sunday and has immediately transitioned to the "texting me from the other room" phase

that was quick

How are things between her and mom? 

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57 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

How are things between her and mom? 

fine?

kid was just texting me about anime and things her friend said that were funny

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11 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

fine?

kid was just texting me about anime and things her friend said that were funny

Only asking because it's the age I've seen girls get a bit awful with their moms.

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18 hours ago, GroveDiesel said:

Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting.

I long for the glamour days with the likes of Sean Spicer and Rick Perry

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6 hours ago, El Floppo said:

Only asking because it's the age I've seen girls get a bit awful with their moms.

A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults.

It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###,  sweetheart

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2 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said:

A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults.

It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###,  sweetheart

no clue where she could have gotten a streak of sarcasm.  

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2 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:
5 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said:

A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults.

It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###,  sweetheart

no clue where she could have gotten a streak of sarcasm.  

Where could that daughter possibly learn that?

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Last week we got 3 more random amazon packages, guess the review scammers are back to work.  We got a Milk Frother, a pack of 10 color ink cartridges and a random ladies sweater.  The Milk frother had over 1000 5 star reviews all posted on the same day and I found one from my wife.

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On 8/3/2020 at 11:25 AM, krista4 said:

How often do you guys drop your phones?  I feel like I drop my phone much more than a normal person.  What's normal?

Two phones ago - dropped it 2 days after I got it right on the cement, blew out the camera.

Last phone - dropped it into the toilet on the very first day I got it.

New phone - Just got it 2 weeks ago, still in tact no drop.................yet

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1 hour ago, UOFI_316 said:

Last week we got 3 more random amazon packages, guess the review scammers are back to work.  We got a Milk Frother, a pack of 10 color ink cartridges and a random ladies sweater.  The Milk frother had over 1000 5 star reviews all posted on the same day and I found one from my wife.

You should definitely report it to Amazon. Only chance there’s going to be for them to pull it down.

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On 9/3/2020 at 10:17 AM, mr. furley said:

daughter turned 12 on Sunday and has immediately transitioned to the "texting me from the other room" phase

that was quick

We are here now with our oldest daughter who is also 12. I told her that one word answers don’t qualify as full sentences so she needs to try better next time.

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3 hours ago, wazoo11 said:

“Did you go to school today?” - My dad via text this morning 

 

I graduated high school eleven years ago

I must say, I found this post shocking.  You graduated high school?

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5 minutes ago, wazoo11 said:

I had a weird dream during my late afternoon nap Guy Fieri was actually @shuke

"Late afternoon" implies to me there was an early afternoon nap on the books as well. And maybe an elevensies to boot. I approve. 

But I think it's already been established that shuke IS guy fieri. Or at least is another guy with a beard. Maybe. I'm not entirely sure who guy fieri is.

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