mr. furley 12,422 Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 pulled actual cash from an ATM today. paid for a couple things at the counter. clerk checks my fresh from the ATM $20 and declares that it does not have the strip.. probably counterfeit she says "i can't take it, but you can probably just spend it somewhere else " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-fish- 14,022 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 @General Malaise There's an 11-1 horse in the 7th at Del Mar named Nesbitt. It's not bad for the price. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-fish- 14,022 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Came in second. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OrtonToOlsen 17,820 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 1 hour ago, -fish- said: Came in second. He’ll retire as a stud. Probably sire hundreds of colts. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,994 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 3 hours ago, -fish- said: Came in second. What is "My wife's constant gripe", Alex? 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RC94 2,093 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 18 hours ago, strykerpks said: What is "My wife's constant gripe", Alex? That's the name of el floppo's sex tape. 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OrtonToOlsen 17,820 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 So we’ve been empty nesters for about 3 weeks now. Youngest son finally moved out. I gotta tell ya, fellas... The sex is exactly the same. 1 1 7 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
urbanhack 12,446 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 8/27/2020 at 10:26 AM, Osaurus said: Next thing you know they’re taking down the Test forum You still coming to Portland this weekend? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
urbanhack 12,446 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 8/29/2020 at 6:35 PM, mr. furley said: pulled actual cash from an ATM today. paid for a couple things at the counter. clerk checks my fresh from the ATM $20 and declares that it does not have the strip.. probably counterfeit she says "i can't take it, but you can probably just spend it somewhere else " Crazy you didn't get taken away in cuffs! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osaurus 9,197 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, urbanhack said: You still coming to Portland this weekend? Sadly no. My friend’s neighborhood has had some intense gang activity (lots of shooting nearby) as of late so it’s on hold until 2022. We’re staying local for Labor Day weekend. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osaurus 9,197 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Sure are a lot of "new" members occupying PSF threads these days. 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GroveDiesel 9,341 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevzilla 8,033 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said: Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting. OJ is, apparently, too busy chasing cougars in the wine bars of west Las Vegas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Floppo 29,081 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 40 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said: Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting. Am I the only one that thinks its totally crazy that people watch Dancing with stars? 6 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr. furley 12,422 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 daughter turned 12 on Sunday and has immediately transitioned to the "texting me from the other room" phase that was quick 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Floppo 29,081 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, mr. furley said: daughter turned 12 on Sunday and has immediately transitioned to the "texting me from the other room" phase that was quick How are things between her and mom? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr. furley 12,422 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) 57 minutes ago, El Floppo said: How are things between her and mom? fine? kid was just texting me about anime and things her friend said that were funny Edited September 3, 2020 by mr. furley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Floppo 29,081 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, mr. furley said: fine? kid was just texting me about anime and things her friend said that were funny Only asking because it's the age I've seen girls get a bit awful with their moms. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevzilla 8,033 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Happy Birthday, toots! ❤️ 3 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DA RAIDERS 4,825 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 hour ago, kevzilla said: Happy Birthday, toots! ❤️ This! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Floppo 29,081 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 hour ago, kevzilla said: Happy Birthday, toots! ❤️ what, again? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uruk-Hai 7,622 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, El Floppo said: what, again? It feels like just yesterday, doesn't it? 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cosjobs 15,364 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 18 hours ago, GroveDiesel said: Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting. I long for the glamour days with the likes of Sean Spicer and Rick Perry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hawks64 2,453 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 hours ago, kevzilla said: Happy Birthday, toots! ❤️ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 10,032 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 6 hours ago, El Floppo said: Only asking because it's the age I've seen girls get a bit awful with their moms. A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults. It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###, sweetheart 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-fish- 14,022 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Ted Lasso on Apple TV is entertaining 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Binky The Doormat 12,945 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said: A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults. It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###, sweetheart no clue where she could have gotten a streak of sarcasm. 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
facook 5,601 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said: 5 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said: A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults. It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###, sweetheart no clue where she could have gotten a streak of sarcasm. Where could that daughter possibly learn that? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cosjobs 15,364 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Wtfp3? Anime here going to Vegas this week? I really really need to place an NFL Futures bet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
UOFI_316 795 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Last week we got 3 more random amazon packages, guess the review scammers are back to work. We got a Milk Frother, a pack of 10 color ink cartridges and a random ladies sweater. The Milk frother had over 1000 5 star reviews all posted on the same day and I found one from my wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Pack 2,617 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 On 8/3/2020 at 11:25 AM, krista4 said: How often do you guys drop your phones? I feel like I drop my phone much more than a normal person. What's normal? Two phones ago - dropped it 2 days after I got it right on the cement, blew out the camera. Last phone - dropped it into the toilet on the very first day I got it. New phone - Just got it 2 weeks ago, still in tact no drop.................yet 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GroveDiesel 9,341 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, UOFI_316 said: Last week we got 3 more random amazon packages, guess the review scammers are back to work. We got a Milk Frother, a pack of 10 color ink cartridges and a random ladies sweater. The Milk frother had over 1000 5 star reviews all posted on the same day and I found one from my wife. You should definitely report it to Amazon. Only chance there’s going to be for them to pull it down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Pack 2,617 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 So John Travolta had Covid, or so they thought. He had chills that were multplying and he was losing control. But they realized it was just Saturday Night Fever. I'll see myself out 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GroveDiesel 9,341 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Finnish police have just now discovered that a dead sculptor’s works are actually bombs. Nevermind that the guy straight up told everyone that they are bombs and it still took them 20 years to realize he meant it... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr roboto 8,574 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 On 9/3/2020 at 10:17 AM, mr. furley said: daughter turned 12 on Sunday and has immediately transitioned to the "texting me from the other room" phase that was quick We are here now with our oldest daughter who is also 12. I told her that one word answers don’t qualify as full sentences so she needs to try better next time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wazoo11 1,319 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 “Did you go to school today?” - My dad via text this morning I graduated high school eleven years ago 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GroveDiesel 9,341 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 hour ago, wazoo11 said: “Did you go to school today?” - My dad via text this morning I graduated high school eleven years ago So, no? 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wazoo11 1,319 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 minute ago, GroveDiesel said: So, no? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CGRdrJoe 4,108 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 This is what it looked like at 10 am today at work, good times in Nor Cal today https://flic.kr/p/2jF2A9z hopefully the link works. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RC94 2,093 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 3 hours ago, wazoo11 said: “Did you go to school today?” - My dad via text this morning I graduated high school eleven years ago I must say, I found this post shocking. You graduated high school? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wazoo11 1,319 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 I had a weird dream during my late afternoon nap Guy Fieri was actually @shuke 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Floppo 29,081 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, wazoo11 said: I had a weird dream during my late afternoon nap Guy Fieri was actually @shuke "Late afternoon" implies to me there was an early afternoon nap on the books as well. And maybe an elevensies to boot. I approve. But I think it's already been established that shuke IS guy fieri. Or at least is another guy with a beard. Maybe. I'm not entirely sure who guy fieri is. Edited September 9, 2020 by El Floppo 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,946 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 Take it to the shuke lookalike thread, stalkers. 2 4 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Floppo 29,081 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, shuke said: Take it to the shuke lookalike thread, stalkers. Mods... Alias check, please. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr. furley 12,422 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 hour ago, wazoo11 said: I had a weird dream during my late afternoon nap Guy Fieri was actually @shuke please, please, please do a side by side recreation @shuke 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Notorious T.R.E. 4,564 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 3 1 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frostillicus 14,450 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Notorious T.R.E. said: oh hi TRE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Notorious T.R.E. 4,564 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frostillicus said: oh hi TRE Hello, Frosty. Been so long. What's new? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frostillicus 14,450 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Notorious T.R.E. said: Hello, Frosty. Been so long. What's new? I'm rich now. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Notorious T.R.E. 4,564 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Frostillicus said: I'm rich now. Are you investing in stonks? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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