GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing

[Uruk-Hai 7,685]

Settled in for the snow storm. They are calling for upwards of 40" here by Sunday a.m.

John Holmes, Harry Reams AND Long Dong Silver?

They bringing booze?

[El Floppo 30,265]

Settled in for the snow storm. They are calling for upwards of 40" here by Sunday a.m.

I hear that... upwards of 4" here too.

nah. just happy to see you all.

[El Floppo 30,265]

A classic

love.

a gb took a kids cartoon book and rewrote the entire thing, what's up tiger-lilly style, into some drug/sex thing.

wish I still had it... because then... well... better for this.

[Sammy3469 10,430]

Me and my squad

Your squad looks dumb

My guess is Tanner's the guy in the middle with the #### eating grin knowing this would happen once he moved to make the see saw.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Wish

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Cheater

[St. Louis Bob 6,538]

Christmas cards went out yesterday. No thanks to my wife mind you.

[Binky The Doormat 13,111]

Settled in for the snow storm. They are calling for upwards of 40" here by Sunday a.m.

4" of snow here GB. And about half of it is melted by now. Sorry.

Hope you got your groceries.

[bostonfred 31,928]

Hey I just sent a Christmas card yesterday too. It was with this really important thing my wife asked me to mail weeks ago. I found both under the passenger seat of my car about two seconds before she was going to get in so I told her it was a spider and it got away. She sat in the back on the other side and I found a mailbox as soon as I could.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

It's 70 degrees here. Not to sound like a 5 year old but it is pretty weird that a big chunk of the country is facing a blizzard. I just got up and turned the thermostat in my classroom to "off".

Edited January 22, 2016 by Officer Pete Malloy

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

[St. Louis Bob 6,538]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

[St. Louis Bob 6,538]

Christmas cards went out yesterday. No thanks to my wife mind you.

Little early, no?

For putting my wife down? Drinking? Nev-ver.

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

Christmas cards went out yesterday. No thanks to my wife mind you.

Little early, no?

For putting my wife down?

Like a dog? For Xmas cards?

Poor thing. Pepper was the one that seemed immune to your fatal charm

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

This?

[pats3in4 544]

Cat lover

Smooth.

[-fish- 14,484]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

[El Floppo 30,265]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

is it wrong that I keep looking at the dog's crotch region, hoping to find something? because otherwise

[St. Louis Bob 6,538]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

is it wrong that I keep looking at the dog's crotch region, hoping to find something? because otherwise

Give it a couple hours.

[tommyboy 4,629]

Looks like he shoved a mop up its ###

[El Floppo 30,265]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

is it wrong that I keep looking at the dog's crotch region, hoping to find something? because otherwise

Give it a couple hours.

Yeah. Still nothing.

[kevzilla 8,406]

At Anderson Mill Pub. I would buy bentley a drink if he was here. And double their revenue.

[bentley 3,230]

At Anderson Mill Pub. I would buy bentley a drink if he was here. And double their revenue.

What the heck is Anderson Mill Pub?

[kevzilla 8,406]

Formerly Anderson Mill Tavern, formerly Starland Terrace. Outta here.

[bentley 3,230]

Formerly Anderson Mill Tavern, formerly Starland Terrace. Outta here.

Oh. Saw that went through another name change. Shoulda never changed in the first place.

[shuke 23,081]

Me and my squad

have watched dozens of times.

Guy in blue coat right in the middle

[krista4 27,191]

Me and my squad

have watched dozens of times.

Guy in blue coat right in the middle

can't stop watching this.

[Uruk-Hai 7,685]

Me and my squad

have watched dozens of times.

Guy in blue coat right in the middle

He thought he had it figured out, didn't he?

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

is it wrong that I keep looking at the dog's crotch region, hoping to find something? because otherwise

Give it a couple hours.

Yeah. Still nothing.

LOOK AT HIS ENTIRE DOG

[Uruk-Hai 7,685]

So, since I'm snowed in forever: what time should I start drinking?

Nevermind. Answered my own question.

[Stoneys 263]

So, since I'm snowed in forever: what time should I start drinking?

Stay safe GB. how much did ya get so far?

Nevermind. Answered my own question.

[Uruk-Hai 7,685]

I think we're somewhere around 16", Stoney, but - with the drifting - it's really hard to tell

[Stoneys 263]

I think we're somewhere around 16", Stoney, but - with the drifting - it's really hard to tell

I think we have about 6in here is Washington,PA.. go about 25 miles east and they are in the 10 to 15 in range.

Just heard on the news that there are stranded drivers on the PA turnpike between the Somerset and Bedford exits

[Thorn 3,050]

Feels weird to have the entire blizzard south of me.

[Uruk-Hai 7,685]

Feels weird to have the entire blizzard south of me.

I dated a girl nick-named "blizzard" once........

[St. Louis Bob 6,538]

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

Look at it. LOOK AT IT

bricks?

is it wrong that I keep looking at the dog's crotch region, hoping to find something? because otherwise

Give it a couple hours.

Yeah. Still nothing.

LOOK AT HIS ENTIRE DOG

[GroveDiesel 9,482]

WARNING: Terrible Joke Ahead!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

[bentley 3,230]

Good one. Let's do punchlines.

[bentley 3,230]

You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone.

[bentley 3,230]

What in the hell would I want with a 12 inch pianist?

[bentley 3,230]

Nothing. You already told her twice.

[kevzilla 8,406]

Disaster? Damn near killed her.

[Uruk-Hai 7,685]

Disaster? Damn near killed her.

I called to send you a shot in whatever that bar was you were in last night

[bentley 3,230]

Like a bunch of Canadians on Fathers Day.

[Tecumseh 1,686]

Peter, I can see your house from here!

[the rover 5,560]

Yeah, well that's not my thumb either.

[tommyboy 4,629]

Good, now come on over and suck yo momma's dick

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

SUPPLIES!

[Ignoramus 5,794]

"No, but I've been swung around by the [teats] a few times."

Edited January 23, 2016 by Ignoramus

[Uruk-Hai 7,685]

"Oh, I thought you meant today"