GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

I too always enjoy FDAS's sausage in my mouth hole.

 

[Tecumseh]

How to wash a very large dog

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I promise to post a long update as soon as I can use my fingers I hurt in the fall work. Or not.

 

[Annyong]

I too always enjoy FDAS's sausage in my mouth hole.

he's the 'wurst

 

[Limp Ditka]

I promise to post a long update as soon as I can use my fingers I hurt in the fall work. Or not.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I promise to post a long update as soon as I can use my fingers I hurt in the fall work. Or not.

Condensed version:

Dyl: He has become a SLB disciple. Anything I tell him he does. He has gotten payoffs so understands the dark side.

Cal: Puberty, kind of hate him. He's good enough to listen to me some of the time. Probably because he's scared of me and rightfully so.

They both doth well in school and that's all I really ask.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Percocet plus wine equals itchy fun

 

[cstu]

Didn't like the 4runner? Thought they were indestructible, preferred vehicle if the Taliban

I bought it for that reason (indestructibilty not Taliban). We might have gotten a lemon.

"Hey guys, that chick who overpays for cars is in with her 4Runner...what should do to it this time?"

 

[cstu]

He who hesitates is...alive?

See, I told you motorcycles were dangerous.

 

[shuke]

He who hesitates is...alive?

Fake, right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

He who hesitates is...alive?

Fake, right?

Dunno

 

[kevzilla]

He who hesitates is...alive?

Fake, right?

Dunno

Seemed kinda prescient, the way he swung the camera over to the wreck that was just about to happen.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

He who hesitates is...alive?

Fake, right?

Dunno

Seemed kinda prescient, the way he swung the camera over to the wreck that was just about to happen.

I thought so too. Maybe the camera guy heard the car coming or honking or brakes. Whatever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Long lost anti porn PSA from 1962 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBA00p0YuY&feature=youtu.be.

If you don't want to watch the whole thing, skip to about 20 mins. TD;DW...looking at 1962 porn will drive you to kill a 5th grader.

Features Mark Harmon's dad and the guy who played Anthony's dad (wish it into the cornfield) in the Twilight Zone.

Best comment from Reddit: "Wow, great find! Watched it from start to finish, and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time! I wish the people who made this could see what we have on the internet.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go watch a woman take a #### on a plate."

 

[-fish-]

just before christmas I went to my local bar and some woman walked in the door with legs up to here and a great dress. she seemed to be on a date but at the end of the night came up to me and gave me her number.

went out with her tonight and she was hotter than I remembered.

asked what she did for new year's and she told me, and said it was the first new year's she ever celebrated.

Me: so you were a jehovah's witness?

Her: yes.

Me when did you leave the church?

Her: when I left my husband.

Me: so right before I met you?

Her: yes.

Me: so, you were a jehovah's witness your whole life until a month ago?

Her: yes, is that a problem?

If Ii wasn't going to hell before, I am now.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

just before christmas I went to my local bar and some woman walked in the door with legs up to here and a great dress. she seemed to be on a date but at the end of the night came up to me and gave me her number.

went out with her tonight and she was hotter than I remembered.

asked what she did for new year's and she told me, and said it was the first new year's she ever celebrated.

Me: so you were a jehovah's witness?

Her: yes.

Me when did you leave the church?

Her: when I left my husband.

Me: so right before I met you?

Her: yes.

Me: so, you were a jehovah's witness your whole life until a month ago?

Her: yes, is that a problem?

If Ii wasn't going to hell before, I am now.

She must have been prettayyy pent up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

just before christmas I went to my local bar and some woman walked in the door with legs up to here and a great dress. she seemed to be on a date but at the end of the night came up to me and gave me her number.

went out with her tonight and she was hotter than I remembered.

asked what she did for new year's and she told me, and said it was the first new year's she ever celebrated.

Me: so you were a jehovah's witness?

Her: yes.

Me when did you leave the church?

Her: when I left my husband.

Me: so right before I met you?

Her: yes.

Me: so, you were a jehovah's witness your whole life until a month ago?

Her: yes, is that a problem?

If Ii wasn't going to hell before, I am now.

http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/quotes/oral-anal-sex.php

 

[tommyboy]

Definitely take her on the A-train

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oral sex is taboo as well IIRC

Bang her mouth hole while singing Happy Birthday and doing the Pledge of Analegence.

 

[strykerpks]

Oral sex is taboo as well IIRC

Bang her mouth hole while singing Happy Birthday and doing the Pledge of Analegence.

Then knock on everyone's door in her neighborhood and tell them about it

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oral sex is taboo as well IIRC

Bang her mouth hole while singing Happy Birthday and doing the Pledge of Analegence.

Then knock on everyone's door in her neighborhood and tell them about it

LIKE

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Oral sex is taboo as well IIRC

Bang her mouth hole while singing Happy Birthday and doing the Pledge of Analegence.

Then knock on everyone's door in her neighborhood and tell them about it

 

[the rover]

Oral sex is taboo as well IIRC

Bang her mouth hole while singing Happy Birthday and doing the Pledge of Analegence.

Well, duh.

You wouldn't believe how hot she is.

 

[-fish-]

thanks for the advise. other than homer, none of you could deal with this.

I'm doing this for you.

and she's hotter than the 24 year old.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

thanks for the advise. other than homer, none of you could deal with this.

You have no idea

 

[-fish-]

thanks for the advise. other than homer, none of you could deal with this.

You have no idea

you've been married since dinosaurs ruled the earth.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

thanks for the advise. other than homer, none of you could deal with this.

You have no idea

you've been married since dinosaurs ruled the earth.

But during the Bachelorassic period I had no shame.

 

[the rover]

Still prefer the French chick. I'm legitimately confused at this point.

 

[kevzilla]

Still prefer the French chick. I'm legitimately confused at this point.

Threesome imo

 

[BobbyLayne]

He who hesitates is...alive?

Fake, right?

Dunno

Seemed kinda prescient, the way he swung the camera over to the wreck that was just about to happen.

I thought so too. Maybe the camera guy heard the car coming or honking or brakes. Whatever.

It's from three years ago. I don't think it ended well for the driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuijgoR2F0

 

[heckmanm]

Too Shark-Pooly?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Too Shark-Pooly?

I laughed

 

[El Floppo]

He who hesitates is...alive?

Fake, right?

Dunno

Seemed kinda prescient, the way he swung the camera over to the wreck that was just about to happen.

I thought so too. Maybe the camera guy heard the car coming or honking or brakes. Whatever.

It's from three years ago. I don't think it ended well for the driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuijgoR2F0

from that youtube page... for more, go here: http://Twitter.com/FactorFake

something about that name... dunno.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

He who hesitates is...alive?

Fake, right?

Dunno

Seemed kinda prescient, the way he swung the camera over to the wreck that was just about to happen.

I thought so too. Maybe the camera guy heard the car coming or honking or brakes. Whatever.

It's from three years ago. I don't think it ended well for the driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuijgoR2F0

Yeah. Fake.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too Shark-Pooly?

I laughed

Me too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Photographer takes pics of people before and after calling them "beautiful"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WWJD?

I think those stickers were added on later. Probably not really official.

Dream big

 

[Bob Sacamano]

WWJD?

He didn't exactly "make" wine either, but he made damn sure his people had their fix.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah, I'm going to post crap all day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Peer reviewed

 

[heckmanm]

Photographer takes pics of people before and after calling them "beautiful"

Saw a version with Stalin, too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cat lover

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dumb

Dumb II

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Settled in for the snow storm. They are calling for upwards of 40" here by Sunday a.m.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Settled in for the snow storm. They are calling for upwards of 40" here by Sunday a.m.

You're interrupting my crap postings, Mr. Allaboutme.

 

[Hawks64]

Settled in for the snow storm. They are calling for upwards of 40" here by Sunday a.m.

time

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A classic

 

[kevzilla]

Settled in for the snow storm. They are calling for upwards of 40" here by Sunday a.m.

John Holmes, Harry Reams AND Long Dong Silver?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Me and my squad

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Settled in for the snow storm. They are calling for upwards of 40" here by Sunday a.m.

You're interrupting my crap postings, Mr. Allaboutme.

Yeah, because that'll stop you