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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

Tanner>since Bakersfield's own Cody Kessler is now a starting QB, are you now going to be rooting for two awful teams?

 
-fish- said:
Tanner>since Bakersfield's own Cody Kessler is now a starting QB, are you now going to be rooting for two awful teams?
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Considering Cody also went to my school...yeah.  Not to mention having to root for the Raiders.

 
Sconch said:
Gets even weirder.  

My older brother was briefly married circus 1984.  The broad he married got remarried a few years later.  The long snapper is her son from her second marriage.
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This is worthy of one of those clickbait "And this next part will SHOCK you" links.

 
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proninja said:
It never ceases to amaze me how awful having small children makes your life. They tell me it gets better. They better be right. 
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eventually.   then it gets way, way worse.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.




 
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RedmondLonghorn said:
I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.




 
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Farmlands, dairy cows, inordinate amount of chunky girls in sweatshirts ...

 
:lmao:

boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.

 
mr. furley said:
:lmao:

boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.
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:lmao:

 
mr. furley said:
:lmao:

boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.
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WHAT IF SOMEBODY ACTUALLY GOT KIDNAPPED?  CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!??!?

 
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