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31 minutes ago, -fish- said:

Tanner>since Bakersfield's own Cody Kessler is now a starting QB, are you now going to be rooting for two awful teams?

Considering Cody also went to my school...yeah.  Not to mention having to root for the Raiders.

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22 hours ago, Abraham said:

Probably. Shuke sucks at cornholing. "I'm available Tuesday night st 11pm after I've had a ribeye. Do you like that place 39 miles out of town?"

Oh bull####.  You've stood me up so many times I've lost count.

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20 minutes ago, RedmondLonghorn said:

Brush with greatness?

Gets even weirder.  

My older brother was briefly married circus 1984.  The broad he married got remarried a few years later.  The long snapper is her son from her second marriage.

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Gets even weirder.  

My older brother was briefly married circus 1984.  The broad he married got remarried a few years later.  The long snapper is her son from her second marriage.

This is worthy of one of those clickbait "And this next part will SHOCK you" links.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, proninja said:

It never ceases to amaze me how awful having small children makes your life. They tell me it gets better. They better be right. 

eventually.   then it gets way, way worse.

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1 minute ago, RedmondLonghorn said:

I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.

 

 

1 minute ago, RedmondLonghorn said:

I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.

 

Farmlands, dairy cows, inordinate amount of chunky girls in sweatshirts ...

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i heard whales fargo probly stole my idedity to open a account in there bank. can i give someone on the interweb my soshal sercurity number to check if i got hack fruaded? thank you pm me

:lmao: 

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I an gona bartender here part time now

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Ronald Silks Wow I quit this place. The band turns out is not real people and is just robots dressed as doggers. Wow
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1 hour ago, RedmondLonghorn said:

I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.

Pittsburgh is the easternmost border of the Midwest.

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9 hours ago, Getzlaf15 said:
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i heard whales fargo probly stole my idedity to open a account in there bank. can i give someone on the interweb my soshal sercurity number to check if i got hack fruaded? thank you pm me

Misspelling has almost become too over the top.

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boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

 

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.

 

 

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1 minute ago, mr. furley said:

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boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

 

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.

 

 

:lmao:

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21 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

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boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

 

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.

 

 

WHAT IF SOMEBODY ACTUALLY GOT KIDNAPPED?  CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!??!?

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