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GM's thread about nothing (7 Viewers)

shuke said:
General Malaise said:
SuperJohn96 said:
EYLive said:
"Those innernet guys came back from being 2 hours behind to take first place during the shoulder cookie road block, but then fell back to last when the pale one fell asleep under a desk with an apple in his mouth."
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[Guy sitting with his wife who's a devout viewer and now watching Team GM/shuke in action for the first time]Aah, so this is the token gay couple, right?That guy is TOTALLY the catcher.[/Guy]
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Shuke and I might be mistaken for a lot of things....but I'm guessing gay isn't one of them. Neither one of us can dress, we're both portly and I'm guessing if asked to dance publicly, we might induce seizures in some people.
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I can dance, chief.
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I cannot, but it doesn't stop me from efforting.
 
pricklypete said:
Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.
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:lmao: :mellow: :mellow:
 
General Malaise said:
jplvr said:
BTW, I still don't know how I got purged from forrestmail. I open up my gmail every other month or so and shed a tear when I realize the good times are gone. I'm starting to think this happened around the time I told that stripper I didn't know you.
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I'll check to see if you are still on there later. I don't send it out much anymore. For some reason, GMAIL shuts down my ability to send out more than 10 emails a day, determining I'm SPAM or something. I'm sure there's a way around it, but I don't have time to dink with it. It was so much easier when I just launched from work. Well, until the SEC came around. :lmao:

Plus, with all the free porn out there now, is Forrestmail even worth operating anymore?
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Some of us count on you. :mellow: I would like some more Kayden Kross BTW.

 
General Malaise said:
pricklypete said:
Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.
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:lmao: :mellow: :mellow:
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:shrug:So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation. :clap:
 
Anybody else get really horny when they are hungover?

One time I met a really hot girl in Chicago that said she did but I happened to get married a couple of years earlier.

 
pricklypete said:
General Malaise said:
pricklypete said:
Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.
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:shrug: :mellow: :mellow:
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:shrug:So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation. :coffee:
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You disgust me.
 
pricklypete said:
General Malaise said:
pricklypete said:
Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.
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:shrug: :mellow: :mellow:
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:shrug:So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation. :coffee:
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Frank: You know? And I... I started feeling... What? What, I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?"Therapist: "We are. It's okay."Frank: "Okay?"Therapist: "It's okay. Please continue."
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Homer J Simpson said:
pricklypete said:
General Malaise said:
pricklypete said:
Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.
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:shrug: :mellow: :mellow:
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:shrug:So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation. :coffee:
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You disgust me.
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To be honest I was just relieved he was facing the jet.
 
pricklypete said:
Homer J Simpson said:
pricklypete said:
General Malaise said:
pricklypete said:
Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.
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:towelwave: :unsure: :unsure:
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:unsure:So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation. :yucky:
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You disgust me.
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To be honest I was just relieved he was facing the jet.
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[EltonJohn]Hey kids, shake it loose togetherThe spotlight's hitting somethingThat's been known to change the weatherWe'll kill the fatted calf tonightSo stick aroundYou're gonna hear electric musicSolid walls of soundchorusSay, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yetBut they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Brown-eye and the JetsOh but they're weird and they're wonderfulOh Bennie she's really keenShe's got electric boots a mohair suitYou know I read it in a magazineB-B-B-Brown-eye and the JetsHey kids, plug into the faithlessMaybe they're blindedBut Bennie makes them agelessWe shall survive, let us take ourselves alongWhere we fight our parents out in the streetsTo find who's right and who's wrong[repeat chorus][repeat chorus][/EltonJohn]
 
Celph Titled said:
General Malaise said:
EYLive said:
YSR said:
Disco Stu said:
You two should go on together. Then under your names where it normally says "married" or "brothers" or whatever it can say "iFriends". :lol:
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:) Can see it now: Caroline and Krista"Never actually met before"
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I would pay good money to see GM and shuke run the Amazing Race. shuke: "we're in last place anyway let's just stop for a sandwich"
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Could you imagine the verbal warfare we'd exchange in the back of an Indian cab in dead last?
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The best part would be the confusion of the other contestants. "Yeah, those guys are weird. Every morning, we hear some Van Halen song being played at full-blast, accompanied by yelling. Then it dies down and we just hear the eating sounds again."
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Damnit. My bosses Boss was standing here as I read that, and busted out laughing. He just kind of looked at me...... :pickle:
 
pricklypete said:
General Malaise said:
pricklypete said:
Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.
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:lmao: :lmao: :mellow:
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:shrug:So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation. :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Touché
 
Shameless bragging:

Son's little league team won the city championship and he won the Silver Slugger award for his team.

Of course, I missed the championship game and team party, when the award was given out, because I was in SF. FML.

 
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.

went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well.

good times.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.
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Crazy is right! just walked in the door 30 minutes ago, right before it hit.
 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.
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That storm went through here this morning. I left some windows open last night and thought a tornado was moving through. The winds were easily hurricane force at times. Just an incredible display.
 
urbanhack said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.
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Crazy is right! just walked in the door 30 minutes ago, right before it hit.
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I was just talking to a vendor up there, I thought she was bull####ting me.
 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.
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Same here but I think you guys caught the brunt of it. We were just at the northern edge.Trees down, including one that fell on top of a 15 year old kid. 20,000 or so without power as of 6pm.
 
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