St. Louis Bob
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With a woman. I mean Mrs. SLB.
Not prison sex.
Not prison sex.
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GM's thread about nothing (7 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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the rover
Footballguy
Maybe I'm jaded by the internet? Or because I can't stand Akon?
gollum
Footballguy
The internet is a beautiful thing.
Man created the internet to try and connect, the internet gained life and has given man more then we could ever dream of. From free porn to dramatic chipmunks. The ecstasy of pictures that f'n rule to the agony of Lhucks.
The entirety of human existence is now able to be experienced from the comfort of your chair, with or without pants. You want a monkey in a top hat?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i4JQqT7e8vE/TJYw...himp-tophat.jpg
You want a woman in a tub of cheesy poofs?
http://www.fooducate.com/blog/wp-content/m...irl-in-bath.jpg
You want a PT cruiser pimped out like a dragon?
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/18/dragon-1.jpg
the internet answers prayers of all sorts, the internet does not judge, the internet knows all.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
I generally enjoy the Lonely Island stuff, but I found that one to just be OK
It's not bad per se, but a bit lacking
It's not bad per se, but a bit lacking
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
I love it when TU gets uppity about the declining quality of parody songs.
Its no DIAB, that's fo sho.
Its no DIAB, that's fo sho.
the rover
Footballguy
Hello, exactly!I think it would've been really funny to me in 2003 or so. It's put together well and everything, but it's just...I dunno.
charvik
Footballguy
Hoof>Interest in other things than music? > Page 5CGRdrJoe said:I'll take a pm for japanesecharvik said:remind me in chat or hoof me and i'll provide some interesting websites.No, but I want to use it. Once the move happens, I'll probably try to find where I stashed a pirated copy of the Spanish one. Greek is on my list if I ever get around to it.Anyone ever use Rosetta Stone? Thinking about learning Greek
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
I think that you just found the answer. It has a derivative feel, so its like "Been there, done that...got anything else?"For SNL, the unfortunate answer is usually no.Hello, exactly!I think it would've been really funny to me in 2003 or so. It's put together well and everything, but it's just...I dunno.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I was the only man...well, straight man...that braved the masses to go upstairs to the ladies' department at Nordstrom. I bought two cardigans or sweaters or something and when asked if I'd like a box, said yes please. But I had to wait FOREVER to get the box. I stood leaned against the counter with swarms of women buzzing around me like angry bees. It was an absolute madhouse and I guess some of the women found it amusing to look over and see this shell-shocked man stare blankly into space, as if he had been dropped in from the 1830's. "Looks like somebody took a wrong turn!" "Hey, somebody get that guy a couch." "That poor man, is he even alive?". "Is he always that pale and unresponsive?".....Yeah. Fun day. I can't believe I actually went into that hell hole. I didn't know where else to go. I had nothing purchased and knew I needed to get stuff...but what? Where? How? It was an awful experience. One only Jameson could cure.Thorn said:wait whatGeneral Malaise said:Cowboys cost me a grip today. I cannot believe how that game concluded. FML.
Jeep, good luck. White Welker keeps catching more balls than Branch. Not sure why I opted to start him over Colston and Holmes. Cutting Manningham was asanine.
Went shopping at the mall today. Parked near Macy's, couldn't find what I was looking for, walked over to Nordstrom's, shopped for 3 items, got heckled by a bunch of women, walked out and realized I had no idea where my car was. I walked up and down rows of cars, madly pressing my alarm button. Dozens of cars circled me like a starved shark, waiting to pounce on my perpindicular moves. I teased more drivers than a tranny hitchiker in short shorts and high heels. I probably faked out 21 cars before realizing I parked at Macy's.
General Malaise
Footballguy
This is an awful situation and I'm sorry to hear it, but damn...that was a really good response.Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Who is Akon?
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
that is why I'm waiting until the 24th to do my shoppingI was the only man...well, straight man...that braved the masses to go upstairs to the ladies' department at Nordstrom. I bought two cardigans or sweaters or something and when asked if I'd like a box, said yes please. But I had to wait FOREVER to get the box. I stood leaned against the counter with swarms of women buzzing around me like angry bees. It was an absolute madhouse and I guess some of the women found it amusing to look over and see this shell-shocked man stare blankly into space, as if he had been dropped in from the 1830's. "Looks like somebody took a wrong turn!" "Hey, somebody get that guy a couch." "That poor man, is he even alive?". "Is he always that pale and unresponsive?".....Yeah. Fun day. I can't believe I actually went into that hell hole. I didn't know where else to go. I had nothing purchased and knew I needed to get stuff...but what? Where? How? It was an awful experience. One only Jameson could cure.Thorn said:wait whatGeneral Malaise said:Cowboys cost me a grip today. I cannot believe how that game concluded. FML.
Jeep, good luck. White Welker keeps catching more balls than Branch. Not sure why I opted to start him over Colston and Holmes. Cutting Manningham was asanine.
Went shopping at the mall today. Parked near Macy's, couldn't find what I was looking for, walked over to Nordstrom's, shopped for 3 items, got heckled by a bunch of women, walked out and realized I had no idea where my car was. I walked up and down rows of cars, madly pressing my alarm button. Dozens of cars circled me like a starved shark, waiting to pounce on my perpindicular moves. I teased more drivers than a tranny hitchiker in short shorts and high heels. I probably faked out 21 cars before realizing I parked at Macy's.
At that point only us guy's will be at the mall
the rover
Footballguy
The black guy who sings on that song, and every made-for-radio rap/R&B hit of the last couple years. Lots of Auto-Tune. He's awful.
El Floppo
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Family = PITAAlthough I am kind of interested in hearing what a 9-pin tap tournament is all about.
krista4
Footballguy
+1 No idea.I just arrived in Milwaukee for meetings over the next two days. Nothing like a business trip to Milwaukee in late December. <_< I forgot how gray and soul-killing it is here in the winter.I have three hours to kill before meetings start. Perhaps SLB#2 (sorry for your #####y sister) can suggest what to do in three hours downtown. Unfortunately, getting lit at the hotel bar is probably not an option.Jeebus... I thought they were talking about Akron, OH.
krista4
Footballguy
I'm glad you started to post in the thread and that Floppy is posting more, too. New blood.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Thanks.Been meaning to ask...did I miss the link to safari pics? Saw some you posted on the fly while you were there.I'm glad you started to post in the thread and that Floppy is posting more, too. New blood.
:sojealous:
the rover
Footballguy
There are pics of safari and Krista? Man, those fortune tellers are good.Thanks.Been meaning to ask...did I miss the link to safari pics? Saw some you posted on the fly while you were there.I'm glad you started to post in the thread and that Floppy is posting more, too. New blood.
:sojealous:
krista4
Footballguy
I managed to get a couple up while we were there, but never made it around to putting together anything more than that.Thanks.Been meaning to ask...did I miss the link to safari pics? Saw some you posted on the fly while you were there.I'm glad you started to post in the thread and that Floppy is posting more, too. New blood.
:sojealous:
It was an amazing time, though.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Soooo...we've been getting a little rain....
ETA: this is about a mile from my house
3 inches may not sound like much but we're just not prepared for that much rain (storm drains, infrastracture etc).It's pretty damn crazy.
ETA: this is about a mile from my house
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the rover
Footballguy
There's basically a gigantic storm pistoning through CA right now.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yikes. That's not good. Hope you guys don't sustain any water damage or have to spend xmas at your relatives.
JaxBill
Footballguy
yes/noI was the only man...well, straight man...that braved the masses to go upstairs to the ladies' department at Nordstrom. I bought two cardigans or sweaters or something and when asked if I'd like a box, said yes please. But I had to wait FOREVER to get the box. I stood leaned against the counter with swarms of women buzzing around me like angry bees. It was an absolute madhouse and I guess some of the women found it amusing to look over and see this shell-shocked man stare blankly into space, as if he had been dropped in from the 1830's. "Looks like somebody took a wrong turn!" "Hey, somebody get that guy a couch." "That poor man, is he even alive?". "Is he always that pale and unresponsive?".....Yeah. Fun day. I can't believe I actually went into that hell hole. I didn't know where else to go. I had nothing purchased and knew I needed to get stuff...but what? Where? How? It was an awful experience. One only Jameson could cure.Thorn said:wait whatGeneral Malaise said:Cowboys cost me a grip today. I cannot believe how that game concluded. FML.
Jeep, good luck. White Welker keeps catching more balls than Branch. Not sure why I opted to start him over Colston and Holmes. Cutting Manningham was asanine.
Went shopping at the mall today. Parked near Macy's, couldn't find what I was looking for, walked over to Nordstrom's, shopped for 3 items, got heckled by a bunch of women, walked out and realized I had no idea where my car was. I walked up and down rows of cars, madly pressing my alarm button. Dozens of cars circled me like a starved shark, waiting to pounce on my perpindicular moves. I teased more drivers than a tranny hitchiker in short shorts and high heels. I probably faked out 21 cars before realizing I parked at Macy's.
Thorn
Footballguy
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Thank God that had a title.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
What do you mean by 3 inches not being much? My wife says it's alot
bostonfred
Footballguy
Wow. You can barely even see the bottom three inches of those things.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I keep missing posts. Sorry about your sister GB but trust me when I say it could be MUCH worse. You could have my sister. My sister called me alst week and asked that I buy her a plane ticket so she could come home and see the family from Hawaii last week.However, is your sister cute? I'll take a PM. Plus since she is a boozer, that puts her right up there with YSR as chicks on my short list to contact once the drugs where off on Mrs. SLB.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Excellent work on that last sentence.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I hate you. Do you have any idea what it is like when you are about to climax and that pops up?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Scaredgasms are the best.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Man Day update:
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Sorry but there's not much going on. We have a museum+1 No idea.I just arrived in Milwaukee for meetings over the next two days. Nothing like a business trip to Milwaukee in late December.Jeebus... I thought they were talking about Akron, OH.I forgot how gray and soul-killing it is here in the winter.I have three hours to kill before meetings start. Perhaps SLB#2 (sorry for your #####y sister) can suggest what to do in three hours downtown. Unfortunately, getting lit at the hotel bar is probably not an option.
the rover
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My cousin that lives in Madison is always talking about euchre too. Odd.
-fish-
Footballguy
I am in the finals of a league I've been in for 12 years, where I'm nearly always 1 and done. I've never won or even reached the finals before.
Unfortunately, it's a traveshamockery that I'm there. I have the 8th highest-scoring team out of 12 teams, and I backed into the playoffs riding a 5 game losing streak after getting lucky with matchups over the first 9 weeks. Every other team in the league except the one I faced in the semifinals would have beaten me this week.
I think if I win next week everyone will quit.
Unfortunately, it's a traveshamockery that I'm there. I have the 8th highest-scoring team out of 12 teams, and I backed into the playoffs riding a 5 game losing streak after getting lucky with matchups over the first 9 weeks. Every other team in the league except the one I faced in the semifinals would have beaten me this week.
I think if I win next week everyone will quit.
the rover
Footballguy
I might be facing 9/10 in our finals (I'm in first). Should be hilarious/potentially awful.The best thing to do is just don't acknowledge you've been lucky and talk a LOT of ####.
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