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'The Z Machine said:
PST sucks for watching European soccer though.
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Are you familiar with matchhighlight.com? I've been, ummm, "finding" downloads of games over there. Key is to just avoid spoilers, which I almost did with the Barca/Arsenal 2nd leg. :wall:
 
Chris Yandek: We delayed this interview a week to pay respect to the people of Japan, the people of Japan are big fans of Michael and of course the Jackson family obviously, I wondering if you have any words?LaToya Jackson: “Oh yes. My heart goes out to all of those in Japan who are suffering. It’s just a terrible disaster and I tweet about it all the time. You can tweet me. You can read what I say about them @LaToyaJackson. Just please I want anybody and everybody to do anything that they can possibly do, every little bit helps so please let’s all get together and help those who are suffering in Japan.”CY: I have not heard anything about celebrities doing a telethon for Japan. Have you heard anything? I’m really surprised we haven’t heard anything at this point.LJ: “No. But you know what I heard? I’ve heard Chris that they’re people that are donating individually, so which is really good. As far as a group getting together like we’ve done with the others, I’m sure that’s about to happen. It just hasn’t happened yet. I’m sure because they do need relief and they do need and they do need care.”
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CY: The most requested question that people had, I did actually let the Jackson fans contributed a few to this interview, was what was the most fond memory that you have of Michael while growing up?

LJ: “Oh jeez, there are so many memories. Where do I start? There’s just so many that you could pick any. Let’s just say, you know what I liked about him? Whenever I’d get sick, he would always go out and he would buy me stacks of fashion magazines for me to read cause I would get sick every single month, monthly and he felt so bad because I was in such excruciating pain and he would get tapes of the Three Stooges and he would put them in my VCR because that’s what we had back then. He would put the tapes of the Three Stooges in to make me laugh and forget about the pain. Then he would go out, he knew that my favorite artist at that time was Frank Sinatra. I just loved his music. He would go and try to find some kind of memorabilia of Frank Sinatra and get Frank Sinatra to sign it for me to make me feel better.”

CY: Interesting enough. Then moving on from that, you co-wrote and sung a song with Michael titled Night Time Lover. Fans wanted to know, did Michael ever originally have any intentions to use the song as one of his own tracks or was it always meant for you and did he record his own solo track to match yours?
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'Good said:
'The Z Machine said:
PST sucks for watching European soccer though.
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Are you familiar with matchhighlight.com? I've been, ummm, "finding" downloads of games over there. Key is to just avoid spoilers, which I almost did with the Barca/Arsenal 2nd leg. :wall:
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I can't watch on delay. I'd rather miss work than miss a good CL game. Thankfully, it's right during lunch on the west coast.
 
'RudiStein said:
'Dan said:
'RudiStein said:
Took my youngest kid to get fitted for a tux for the prom. 6 foot tall and 145 pounds. Jerk.
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145#, 6' and old enough to go to prom? you may want to start feeding that boy.
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He's 16 and eats like Shuke and GM are in line behind him at the buffett.
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I have one of those. He's 5'11", 165lbs...this time last year he was 125 lbs. One years gym membership later...He's got his road test Tuesday morning. I'm not ready!!Did I tell you about the receipt I found last month?
 
'Early_10 said:
'RudiStein said:
'Dan said:
'RudiStein said:
Took my youngest kid to get fitted for a tux for the prom. 6 foot tall and 145 pounds. Jerk.
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145#, 6' and old enough to go to prom? you may want to start feeding that boy.
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He's 16 and eats like Shuke and GM are in line behind him at the buffett.
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I have one of those. He's 5'11", 165lbs...this time last year he was 125 lbs. One years gym membership later...He's got his road test Tuesday morning. I'm not ready!!Did I tell you about the receipt I found last month?
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I don't think so.
 
'RudiStein said:
'Early_10 said:
'RudiStein said:
'Dan said:
'RudiStein said:
Took my youngest kid to get fitted for a tux for the prom. 6 foot tall and 145 pounds. Jerk.
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145#, 6' and old enough to go to prom? you may want to start feeding that boy.
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He's 16 and eats like Shuke and GM are in line behind him at the buffett.
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I have one of those. He's 5'11", 165lbs...this time last year he was 125 lbs. One years gym membership later...He's got his road test Tuesday morning. I'm not ready!!Did I tell you about the receipt I found last month?
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I don't think so.
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A GNC bag was on the floor right next to the garbage so I picked it up to throw out and noticed a Walmart receipt in it. Lifestyles and Magnums. I was relieved and shocked all at once. Then last week I was calling him early one morning and there's the empty Lifestyles box on the floor by his closet. I've had that talk enough, glad he heard it. Pick/Pack, whichever is the mormon compass, shut your mouth. I couldn't be prouder.
 
'Early_10 said:
'RudiStein said:
'Early_10 said:
'RudiStein said:
'Dan said:
'RudiStein said:
Took my youngest kid to get fitted for a tux for the prom. 6 foot tall and 145 pounds. Jerk.
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145#, 6' and old enough to go to prom? you may want to start feeding that boy.
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He's 16 and eats like Shuke and GM are in line behind him at the buffett.
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I have one of those. He's 5'11", 165lbs...this time last year he was 125 lbs. One years gym membership later...He's got his road test Tuesday morning. I'm not ready!!

Did I tell you about the receipt I found last month?
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I don't think so.
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A GNC bag was on the floor right next to the garbage so I picked it up to throw out and noticed a Walmart receipt in it. Lifestyles and Magnums. I was relieved and shocked all at once. Then last week I was calling him early one morning and there's the empty Lifestyles box on the floor by his closet. I've had that talk enough, glad he heard it. Pick/Pack, whichever is the mormon compass, shut your mouth. I couldn't be prouder.
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:no:
 
Had North Carolina won, I would have won $700, which would have gone a long way on my upcoming fishing trip/Portland drunkfest. Instead I clinched a 4-way tie for second worth $72, which may just stock the beer cooler for a day.

 
'Tiger Fan said:
I'm not crazy for thinking this is weird right? Breastfeeding doll - lots of guys in the that thread are surprisingly cool with it
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congrats on the kids coming home!the doll is a little odd, but not all that strange. girls have pretended that dolls are their babies for years. especially for girls that have younger brothers or sisters have seen their mom breastfeed, it's really not that big a stretch for them to pretend to do it.

 
'SuperAwesomeDude said:
what do i have to do in the first few months of my ladys pregnancy?
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pretend to be interested in whatever she's saying/reading. take advantage of your new designated driver--for a couple months, pregnant women actually like to go out and make a show that they can't drink because they're pregnant. at some point, she may turn into the spawn of hell. if you're lucky, it's just temporary.
 
'kevzilla said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Frostillicus said:
'shuke said:
'SuperAwesomeDude said:
what do i have to do in the first few months of my ladys pregnancy?
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This is a good how-to guide.
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That book is nothing but common sense. You'd have to be an idiot to need it. And I guess a super idiot to recommend it.
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Added to my queue
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:lmao: No, not going to be a daddy yet. Twas a poor attempt at humor...saying that I'm an idiot. :bag:

 
There is a helicopter flying slow circles over my neighborhood. Assuming there is a dangerous criminal on the loose, would I be safer with the lights on in my house or off? :unsure:

 
'kevzilla said:
There is a helicopter flying slow circles over my neighborhood. Assuming there is a dangerous criminal on the loose, would I be safer with the lights on in my house or off? :unsure:
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Doesn't matter. Dogs barking should scare them away. If you don't have dogs just play
on full blast.
 
'Tiger Fan said:
I'm not crazy for thinking this is weird right? Breastfeeding doll - lots of guys in the that thread are surprisingly cool with it
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My middle son use to stick a teddy under his shirt and tell me teddy was bf-ing. I don't think we need a specific doll for it. If a kid wants to emulate mom, he/she will. I wouldn't buy such a marketing gimmick and I'm a huge bfing advocate.
 
'Early_10 said:
My middle son use to stick a teddy under his shirt and tell me teddy was bf-ing. I don't think we need a specific doll for it. If a kid wants to emulate mom, he/she will. I wouldn't buy such a marketing gimmick and I'm a huge bfing advocate.
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Was teddy under the front of the shirt or the back? It's hard to tell from the acronym.
 
'bostonfred said:
'Tiny Dancer said:
'bostonfred said:
'Early_10 said:
My middle son use to stick a teddy under his shirt and tell me teddy was bf-ing. I don't think we need a specific doll for it. If a kid wants to emulate mom, he/she will. I wouldn't buy such a marketing gimmick and I'm a huge bfing advocate.
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Was teddy under the front of the shirt or the back? It's hard to tell from the acronym.
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I thought it stood for bostonfreding.
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So, back?
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Right, but first it has to be smeared in Crisco and fitted with a ball gag.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
We were making our baseball picks last night when my cousin says he has a free dinner at the casino Saturday night and invited me to go. Strange I thought. I pressed him on a free dinner and he changed his story to a comped gift certificate. When I got home Mrs. SLB told me that my SIL called and was going to be in the neighborhood tomorrow and she figured, WTF!, I might as well have the boys spend the night! :mellow:

I've decided this morning to stop being a rooster muncher and not ruin this for my wife. See you guys Saturday? :bye:
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Good time, I thought Mrs. SLB was going to have a nervous breakdown Saturday. It was snowing heavily and the supplies! limo was late. She was like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. It was much more fun than letting on. From the house we went to the casino to pick up some of my best of friends, Mom & Dad and Godfather. From there to Sidney Street for a great dinner. We had a waiter that really got it and had drinks and food coming out like we were the only people in the place. Hell, I was outside having a smoke and he brought my beer out to me. Barhopped a little after that and headed back to the casino. My Mom & Dad brought my GF to the ER and the rest of us gambled a bit. It was pretty blurry but I remember playing BJ when somebody said it was 3 am so we went up to our room and passed out.
 
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