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It's about 92 degrees right now and VERY humid. It's supposed to get over 100 degrees as the day goes on and I'm about to go play golf in some charitable best ball tournament. For breakfast I had bacon and a side of leftover spaghetti and meatballs which has not agreed with stomach and I've already made 3 "rushed" trips to the bathroom. I fear that I may die of heat exhaustion while golfing and I'll probably have soiled shorts.

I have an "agreement" that when/if SLB kicks the bucket, I get the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. In the event that I die of heat exhaustion (with or without soiled shorts) I nominate Kevzilla and his magical outer space hair to replace me as the winner of the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. If anything happens to Kev, then I want Bogart to be next in line assuming he becomes "single" again. In the event Bogart does not become "single" again, then YSR is next in line for the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. After YSR is Mr. Krista.

For my sake (and the sake/happiness of Mrs. SLB) let's all pray that I don't die of heat exhaustion (with or without soiled shorts)

 
'Gadzooks said:
It's about 92 degrees right now and VERY humid. It's supposed to get over 100 degrees as the day goes on and I'm about to go play golf in some charitable best ball tournament. For breakfast I had bacon and a side of leftover spaghetti and meatballs which has not agreed with stomach and I've already made 3 "rushed" trips to the bathroom. I fear that I may die of heat exhaustion while golfing and I'll probably have soiled shorts. I have an "agreement" that when/if SLB kicks the bucket, I get the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. In the event that I die of heat exhaustion (with or without soiled shorts) I nominate Kevzilla and his magical outer space hair to replace me as the winner of the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. If anything happens to Kev, then I want Bogart to be next in line assuming he becomes "single" again. In the event Bogart does not become "single" again, then YSR is next in line for the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. After YSR is Mr. Krista.For my sake (and the sake/happiness of Mrs. SLB) let's all pray that I don't die of heat exhaustion (with or without soiled shorts)
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<<chopped liver
 
'Bonzai said:
Road trip to see the United/Fire game this weekend. Any Chicagoans want to refer a place to eat/drink near Soldier Feild? I haven't been up there in years.
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kind of depends on what you're looking for. there's nothing super close, but there are plenty of options that aren't too far away either.
 
'Thorn said:
'Gadzooks said:
It's about 92 degrees right now and VERY humid. It's supposed to get over 100 degrees as the day goes on and I'm about to go play golf in some charitable best ball tournament. For breakfast I had bacon and a side of leftover spaghetti and meatballs which has not agreed with stomach and I've already made 3 "rushed" trips to the bathroom. I fear that I may die of heat exhaustion while golfing and I'll probably have soiled shorts. I have an "agreement" that when/if SLB kicks the bucket, I get the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. In the event that I die of heat exhaustion (with or without soiled shorts) I nominate Kevzilla and his magical outer space hair to replace me as the winner of the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. If anything happens to Kev, then I want Bogart to be next in line assuming he becomes "single" again. In the event Bogart does not become "single" again, then YSR is next in line for the hot and lovely Mrs. SLB. After YSR is Mr. Krista.For my sake (and the sake/happiness of Mrs. SLB) let's all pray that I don't die of heat exhaustion (with or without soiled shorts)
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<<chopped liver
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I'll move you up ahead of YSR, but only if you promise to wear that cool "Reese's" T-Shirt every day.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Bonzai said:
Road trip to see the United/Fire game this weekend. Any Chicagoans want to refer a place to eat/drink near Soldier Feild? I haven't been up there in years.
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kind of depends on what you're looking for. there's nothing super close, but there are plenty of options that aren't too far away either.
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Thanks for the reply. Buddy of mine has never been and wants to try a good pizza place. Other than that, just a bar or two with as few tools as possible.
 
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.

 
'Bogart said:
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.
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Don't torture yourself by picking a "cool" team to support. Chelsea and Man City are awful. That leaves you with Manchester United, Liverpool, or Arsenal. Maybe Tottenham is they can retain their players. I think Liverpool are on a bit of an upswing, so I'd probably go with them if I was picking now.
 
'Sergeant Spelt said:
'Bonzai said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Bonzai said:
Road trip to see the United/Fire game this weekend. Any Chicagoans want to refer a place to eat/drink near Soldier Feild? I haven't been up there in years.
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kind of depends on what you're looking for. there's nothing super close, but there are plenty of options that aren't too far away either.
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Buddy of mine has never been and wants to try a good pizza place.
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try New York
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Thanks.
 
Anyone else feeling warm outside?

I'm heading out to the always cool and dry state of Louisiana in about an hour. Had a tee time for tomorrow, but pretty sure I'm going to cancel. It's a bit too warm outside even for me to play golf.

:banned:

 
'Bogart said:
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.
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Tottenham seems like a solid choice. They're good, but they don't have a massive legion of douchebaggy fans (Man U), or a crazy owner that's going to blow up the team every time they don't win the league (Chelsea, Man City), or tons of people already following them (Arsenal). That said, I think Man U's a very strong bet to repeat and win the EPL again.I just started following Euro soccer this year, and I picked Barca. Which is a huge bandwagon move, but I figured a) I suffer with enough domestic teams and b) a fun style of play would probably keep me more interested, and c) most of their team has come up through their own youth system, instead of being bought on the transfer market. I think they get rapped sometimes for being a little too precious and trying to "walk the ball into the goal", but I haven't seen that to be the case.
 
'Bonzai said:
'Bogart said:
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.
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Don't torture yourself by picking a "cool" team to support. Chelsea and Man City are awful. That leaves you with Manchester United, Liverpool, or Arsenal. Maybe Tottenham is they can retain their players. I think Liverpool are on a bit of an upswing, so I'd probably go with them if I was picking now.
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'Good said:
'Bogart said:
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.
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Tottenham seems like a solid choice. They're good, but they don't have a massive legion of douchebaggy fans (Man U), or a crazy owner that's going to blow up the team every time they don't win the league (Chelsea, Man City), or tons of people already following them (Arsenal). That said, I think Man U's a very strong bet to repeat and win the EPL again.I just started following Euro soccer this year, and I picked Barca. Which is a huge bandwagon move, but I figured a) I suffer with enough domestic teams and b) a fun style of play would probably keep me more interested, and c) most of their team has come up through their own youth system, instead of being bought on the transfer market. I think they get rapped sometimes for being a little too precious and trying to "walk the ball into the goal", but I haven't seen that to be the case.
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Yes, I want to stay away from the "Yankee" teams, so Man U is out as is Chelsea and Arsenal. I think I'm going with Tottenham if only because they are Steve Nash's favorite team. The only thing keeping me from it is the team I despise most in the world is the San Antonio Spurs, and Hotspur is pretty close to the same. Will do some research this weekend hopefully and have a team by the time the season starts.
 
'Bogart said:
'Bonzai said:
'Bogart said:
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.
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Don't torture yourself by picking a "cool" team to support. Chelsea and Man City are awful. That leaves you with Manchester United, Liverpool, or Arsenal. Maybe Tottenham is they can retain their players. I think Liverpool are on a bit of an upswing, so I'd probably go with them if I was picking now.
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'Good said:
'Bogart said:
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.
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Tottenham seems like a solid choice. They're good, but they don't have a massive legion of douchebaggy fans (Man U), or a crazy owner that's going to blow up the team every time they don't win the league (Chelsea, Man City), or tons of people already following them (Arsenal). That said, I think Man U's a very strong bet to repeat and win the EPL again.I just started following Euro soccer this year, and I picked Barca. Which is a huge bandwagon move, but I figured a) I suffer with enough domestic teams and b) a fun style of play would probably keep me more interested, and c) most of their team has come up through their own youth system, instead of being bought on the transfer market. I think they get rapped sometimes for being a little too precious and trying to "walk the ball into the goal", but I haven't seen that to be the case.
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Yes, I want to stay away from the "Yankee" teams, so Man U is out as is Chelsea and Arsenal. I think I'm going with Tottenham if only because they are Steve Nash's favorite team. The only thing keeping me from it is the team I despise most in the world is the San Antonio Spurs, and Hotspur is pretty close to the same. Will do some research this weekend hopefully and have a team by the time the season starts.
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Good luck. Keep us posted.
 
'Thorn said:
I love this time of year. Hot, muggy, and everyone posts those beautiful pictures of their car's thermometers on Facebook.
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Bunch of GD babies. If I posted pics of my car's thermometer everytime it got hot I'd have to install a webcam on my dash.
 
'General Malaise said:
I saw West Brom play the Timbers on Wed night. That's my new team. :thumbup:
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that's funny, i've never been to a soccer game in my life but i was at that game with 2 of my BIL's and my nephew. Talk about an epic choke job by the home team. It was pretty fun experience. That black dude with the dreds for the West Brom team looked like an NFL running back compared to everyone else on the field.
 
'Bogart said:
'Bonzai said:
'Bogart said:
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.
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Don't torture yourself by picking a "cool" team to support. Chelsea and Man City are awful. That leaves you with Manchester United, Liverpool, or Arsenal. Maybe Tottenham is they can retain their players. I think Liverpool are on a bit of an upswing, so I'd probably go with them if I was picking now.
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'Good said:
'Bogart said:
I want to start following a Premier League team this year, but I'm too lazy to go into the soccer thread to ask for a proper team to follow.
Click to expand...
Tottenham seems like a solid choice. They're good, but they don't have a massive legion of douchebaggy fans (Man U), or a crazy owner that's going to blow up the team every time they don't win the league (Chelsea, Man City), or tons of people already following them (Arsenal). That said, I think Man U's a very strong bet to repeat and win the EPL again.I just started following Euro soccer this year, and I picked Barca. Which is a huge bandwagon move, but I figured a) I suffer with enough domestic teams and b) a fun style of play would probably keep me more interested, and c) most of their team has come up through their own youth system, instead of being bought on the transfer market. I think they get rapped sometimes for being a little too precious and trying to "walk the ball into the goal", but I haven't seen that to be the case.
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Yes, I want to stay away from the "Yankee" teams, so Man U is out as is Chelsea and Arsenal. I think I'm going with Tottenham if only because they are Steve Nash's favorite team. The only thing keeping me from it is the team I despise most in the world is the San Antonio Spurs, and Hotspur is pretty close to the same. Will do some research this weekend hopefully and have a team by the time the season starts.
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Just pick West Ham.
 
'McJose said:
'Frostillicus said:
'McJose said:
'Thorn said:
I love this time of year. Hot, muggy, and everyone posts those beautiful pictures of their car's thermometers on Facebook.
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Bunch of GD babies. If I posted pics of my car's thermometer everytime it got hot I'd have to install a webcam on my dash.
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You should do this anyway.
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All I'dhave to do is turn the cam I already have installed away from my crotch.
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www.swampnuts.com/webcam/index.php
 
Bogart, you're a Texas Rangers fan, right? Queens Park Rangers is making the jump to the Premiership this year.

Might as well keep it in the Ranger family, right?

 
The little finger on my right hand has been tingling like it fell asleep for about a day and a half. Is it gonna fall off?

 
'Bogart said:
Stopped into 7-11 this morning for something to drink. The guy in front of me is buying four 5-hour Energy. Is he planning on needing 20 hours of energy today? Or more likely, does he have to slam two in the morning and another two in the afternoon? Either way, if I needed to spend 12 bucks just to get through the day, I might try to find other ways to get some rest.Or am I missing out on something special with 5-hour Energy? I use to use No-Doze back in college and have had about 4 Red Bulls in my life. Time to expand my horizons?
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Hippling again, but 5 hour energy is good stuff. Especially in a large shot glass of vodka.
 
'Disco Stu said:
'Bogart said:
Stopped into 7-11 this morning for something to drink. The guy in front of me is buying four 5-hour Energy. Is he planning on needing 20 hours of energy today? Or more likely, does he have to slam two in the morning and another two in the afternoon? Either way, if I needed to spend 12 bucks just to get through the day, I might try to find other ways to get some rest.Or am I missing out on something special with 5-hour Energy? I use to use No-Doze back in college and have had about 4 Red Bulls in my life. Time to expand my horizons?
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Hippling again, but 5 hour energy is good stuff. Especially in a large shot glass of vodka.
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It's no Adderall.
 
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GM, just wondering why you still insist everything I say is a lie. I have Facebook friends like Hack, Pickles, Shuke, Fro and a handful of others. Theses issues are often talked about and posted about on my page. Everything....my first attempt to get off the drugs again took place in Santa Fe. I did that twice. Then Phoenix because they detox you with subutext. It's a partial opiate and they ween you off with it. Much less painful than cold turkey. I had my own subutext but I didn't have the power to do it on my own. Had I stayed in Denver I would have spent every last nickel I had on H.

You think I honestly dragged that shtick through the tail end of the cake draft. I was out of commission. Both Hack and Truck were in contact with me. Little contact but that's all I was capable of. I couldn't eat, sleep or consume anything but liquids for over a week. I would then have to take these lies to Facebook where my friends would play along all for the purpose of tricking the FFA. Just seems like a lot of work.

 
'Finless said:
GM, just wondering why you still insist everything I say is a lie. I have Facebook friends like Hack, Pickles, Shuke, Fro and a handful of others. Theses issues are often talked about and posted about on my page. Everything....my first attempt to get off the drugs again took place in Santa Fe. I did that twice. Then Phoenix because they detox you with subutext. It's a partial opiate and they ween you off with it. Much less painful than cold turkey. I had my own subutext but I didn't have the power to do it on my own. Had I stayed in Denver I would have spent every last nickel I had on H.You think I honestly dragged that shtick through the tail end of the cake draft. I was out of commission. Both Hack and Truck were in contact with me. Little contact but that's all I was capable of. I couldn't eat, sleep or consume anything but liquids for over a week. I would then have to take these lies to Facebook where my friends would play along all for the purpose of tricking the FFA. Just seems like a lot of work.
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With the shtick you've played around with here over the years, I'm not sure how you can blame folks for being suspicious. Not to mention the fact that those vouching for you are master shtickmen themselves. You're forever a Rorschach around here, GB.
 
'guru_007 said:
'-fish- said:
The Mystery at My House thread is all kinds of awesome.
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:eek: getting all kinds of crazy in thereI don't think I've ever seen Drifter say a bad word about anyone......opened up a little can of hurt in there.
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I called -4- a d-bag once. One of my few bannings.I don't doubt that Finless is a junkie and I don't doubt that he makes decent coin and spends it like a 16 year old girl at the mall. However, he is in no way some charismatic, type A with a bad boy/tough guy side and if he's going to insult my friends and guys like DW and Clark Griswold, I'm not going to let that sit.
 
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'Drifter said:
'guru_007 said:
'-fish- said:
The Mystery at My House thread is all kinds of awesome.
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:eek: getting all kinds of crazy in thereI don't think I've ever seen Drifter say a bad word about anyone......opened up a little can of hurt in there.
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I called -4- a d-bag once. One of my few bannings.I don't doubt that Finless is a junkie and I don't doubt that he makes decent coin and spends it like a 16 year old girl at the mall. However, he is in no way some charismatic, type A with a bad boy/tough guy side and if he's going to insult my friends and guys like DW and Clark Griswold, I'm not going to let that sit.
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And yet he called Swires "normal".
 
'Finless said:
GM, just wondering why you still insist everything I say is a lie. I have Facebook friends like Hack, Pickles, Shuke, Fro and a handful of others. Theses issues are often talked about and posted about on my page. Everything....my first attempt to get off the drugs again took place in Santa Fe. I did that twice. Then Phoenix because they detox you with subutext. It's a partial opiate and they ween you off with it. Much less painful than cold turkey. I had my own subutext but I didn't have the power to do it on my own. Had I stayed in Denver I would have spent every last nickel I had on H.You think I honestly dragged that shtick through the tail end of the cake draft. I was out of commission. Both Hack and Truck were in contact with me. Little contact but that's all I was capable of. I couldn't eat, sleep or consume anything but liquids for over a week. I would then have to take these lies to Facebook where my friends would play along all for the purpose of tricking the FFA. Just seems like a lot of work.
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"I have Facebook friends" :thumbup: "I would have spent every last nickel I had on H" But I thought you were rich #####!! Don't you own your own LLC? LOL I see even in other threads you find yourself defending your pathetic stories to be truth
 
'Finless said:
GM, just wondering why you still insist everything I say is a lie. I have Facebook friends like Hack, Pickles, Shuke, Fro and a handful of others. Theses issues are often talked about and posted about on my page. Everything....my first attempt to get off the drugs again took place in Santa Fe. I did that twice. Then Phoenix because they detox you with subutext. It's a partial opiate and they ween you off with it. Much less painful than cold turkey. I had my own subutext but I didn't have the power to do it on my own. Had I stayed in Denver I would have spent every last nickel I had on H.You think I honestly dragged that shtick through the tail end of the cake draft. I was out of commission. Both Hack and Truck were in contact with me. Little contact but that's all I was capable of. I couldn't eat, sleep or consume anything but liquids for over a week. I would then have to take these lies to Facebook where my friends would play along all for the purpose of tricking the FFA. Just seems like a lot of work.
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You did cluck at me for drafting Ervin Santana for you late in the draft, which was completely off-base.
 
'Bonzai said:
Thanks for the reply. Buddy of mine has never been and wants to try a good pizza place. Other than that, just a bar or two with as few tools as possible.
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in that case, I'd probably suggest a place like Pizanos.http://www.yelp.com/biz/pizanos-pizza-chicago-2
 
'Good said:
'Finless said:
GM, just wondering why you still insist everything I say is a lie. I have Facebook friends like Hack, Pickles, Shuke, Fro and a handful of others. Theses issues are often talked about and posted about on my page. Everything....my first attempt to get off the drugs again took place in Santa Fe. I did that twice. Then Phoenix because they detox you with subutext. It's a partial opiate and they ween you off with it. Much less painful than cold turkey. I had my own subutext but I didn't have the power to do it on my own. Had I stayed in Denver I would have spent every last nickel I had on H.You think I honestly dragged that shtick through the tail end of the cake draft. I was out of commission. Both Hack and Truck were in contact with me. Little contact but that's all I was capable of. I couldn't eat, sleep or consume anything but liquids for over a week. I would then have to take these lies to Facebook where my friends would play along all for the purpose of tricking the FFA. Just seems like a lot of work.
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You did cluck at me for drafting Ervin Santana for you late in the draft, which was completely off-base.
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I think I gave him AJ Pierzinski.
 
'McJose said:
'Drifter said:
'guru_007 said:
'-fish- said:
The Mystery at My House thread is all kinds of awesome.
Click to expand...
:eek: getting all kinds of crazy in thereI don't think I've ever seen Drifter say a bad word about anyone......opened up a little can of hurt in there.
Click to expand...
I called -4- a d-bag once. One of my few bannings.I don't doubt that Finless is a junkie and I don't doubt that he makes decent coin and spends it like a 16 year old girl at the mall. However, he is in no way some charismatic, type A with a bad boy/tough guy side and if he's going to insult my friends and guys like DW and Clark Griswold, I'm not going to let that sit.
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And yet he called Swires "normal".
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That's when I decided Finless really is a junkie.
 
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