All right, so interesting turn of events last night with the girl from work.
I should preface this by saying that I've been sleeping with a girl in there that I enjoy, but wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her. She has a kid and is still with the father, but they're in an open relationship according to her and apparently he's cool with it. Her name is Ashley. Ashley knows that I'm interested in this girl. Yes, it's a complete trainwreck.
Anyway, I'm damn near certain that if the girl I'm actually interested in found out, it'd be game over for me. Thankfully I have some rather incriminating video, already edited and internet-ready, that would most certainly silence above witness if it comes down to that, but hopefully it doesn't come down to that. No, she does not know I have this.
Back to the main storyline, I had this exchange texting back and forth with the girl that I'm really into:
S = her, D = me.
S: So why won't u tell me what u think of me
Y r u not comfortable
D: I'm comfortable telling you
S: Then y won't u
D: Because I don't want it to be weird at work
But if you still want to know, I'll tell you
S: U should tell me it's bugging me
Lol sorry im drinking a lil
D: Haha
Why is it bugging you?
S: idk
D: You're the only thing I think about when I'm in there
S: Rlly?
D: Yeah
S: Awww
D: What do you think?
S: I think u Judy Wang in my pants
D: I wouldn't be as interested if you weren't smart and realized what a bunch of bull#### that place is
I just want to be with you. You're coming out of a rough relationship and I get that. We work together, I get that. I just know that I'm really happy when I'm with you
So no, I don't Judy Wang in your pants
S: Lol I meant just want in my pants
D: I know
That was a joke, haha
S: Oh ok
D: Did you see everything else I texted you?
S: It's bc ur falling in love
Yea I saw it it was really sweet and made me smile
D: Yeah, so there you go
...
D: What do you want from me
S: What do you want from me first
D: Asked you first
S: Pleasee
D: I want everything from you
S: And what if that's what I want
D: Then it's yours
S: Mmmhmmm
D: You can trust me
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So that's where it left off last night. I wasn't really too certain what to expect coming in today, but I passed by her desk as per usual and we chat for a bit.
I ended up throwing the idea by her of coming by my place and hanging out, was real cool and lowkey about it, talking about how it would be platonic since she needs to work on her compliance (dumb expression used by corporate f-heads at work to refer to doing your job, showing up on time.. it's been a running joke that I've used to mess with her here and there) and she needs me to help her with that. She was pretty receptive, but she reminded me that she is going out of town this weekend with her family. She'd told me about that a while back but I'd forgotten.
Anyway, that's where I'm at right now. I told her that I needed a picture of her for my phone and she let me take a few while we were on break.
Another thing I'd like to point out is that this isn't just a mission to bone her. I know I posted that a while back to sound all hard, but I'm really into this girl, if it wasn't already painfully obvious.
For now, I'm just gonna drink some beer and play video games and let this sleep over the weekend, and of course I'll keep you updated to the greatest extent possible that I don't feel like I'm jinxing anything. Have a good weekend guys.
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Is tonight the night that the two of you go a combined 7-0 or something?
