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I have to work all the way up until Friday. Totally unacceptable. I feel like I'm one of those kids in a sweatshop or some slave on a plantation.

Of course after that I'm off until Jan 9th but still...

 
The following NFL players can catch herpes and go to hell.

Jordy Nelson

Victor Cruz

Hakeem Nicks

Percy Harvin

Wes Welker

Elvis Dummerville

Charles Johnson

Reggie Nelson

Patrick Peterson

And I deserve to be fired as GM of all my teams for starting Nelson and Peterson over DeAngelo Hall and Earl Thomas. :thumbdown:

3 leagues, 3 playoff appearances, 2 first round byes. And barring a crimmus miracle of epic proportions, my season is over. Worst Sunday ever.

 
'General Malaise said:
The following NFL players can catch herpes and go to hell.Jordy NelsonVictor CruzHakeem NicksPercy HarvinWes WelkerElvis DummervilleCharles JohnsonReggie NelsonPatrick PetersonAnd I deserve to be fired as GM of all my teams for starting Nelson and Peterson over DeAngelo Hall and Earl Thomas. :thumbdown: 3 leagues, 3 playoff appearances, 2 first round byes. And barring a crimmus miracle of epic proportions, my season is over. Worst Sunday ever.
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Shark Pool/FF Playoff Chat was last night, fella.
 
The end of the stars draws near. Three must become four to battle the darkness that lasts forever. . . .

With a divided StarClan driving a treacherous rift between the four warrior Clans, the spirits of the Dark Forest are gaining strength. Ivypools role as a spy is becoming more dangerous with each passing day. Dovewing is haunted by nightmares about the mountains and finds herself paralyzed by fear of what lies ahead.

Then an outsider appears in ThunderClans midst, spreading discord and pushing the Clans further apart. As tensions mount and Clanmates turn against one another, the warrior cats will be forced to choose whose word they can trust—before its too late.

 
'Kubes said:
The end of the stars draws near. Three must become four to battle the darkness that lasts forever. . . .With a divided StarClan driving a treacherous rift between the four warrior Clans, the spirits of the Dark Forest are gaining strength. Ivypool’s role as a spy is becoming more dangerous with each passing day. Dovewing is haunted by nightmares about the mountains and finds herself paralyzed by fear of what lies ahead.Then an outsider appears in ThunderClan’s midst, spreading discord and pushing the Clans further apart. As tensions mount and Clanmates turn against one another, the warrior cats will be forced to choose whose word they can trust—before it’s too late.
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:lmao:
 
'Kubes said:
The end of the stars draws near. Three must become four to battle the darkness that lasts forever. . . .

With a divided StarClan driving a treacherous rift between the four warrior Clans, the spirits of the Dark Forest are gaining strength. Ivypool’s role as a spy is becoming more dangerous with each passing day. Dovewing is haunted by nightmares about the mountains and finds herself paralyzed by fear of what lies ahead.

Then an outsider appears in ThunderClan’s midst, spreading discord and pushing the Clans further apart. As tensions mount and Clanmates turn against one another, the warrior cats will be forced to choose whose word they can trust—before it’s too late.
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THose books are so good it takes 4 people to write them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin_Hunter
 
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
'General Malaise said:
The following NFL players can catch herpes and go to hell.

Jordy Nelson

Victor Cruz

Hakeem Nicks

Percy Harvin

Wes Welker

Elvis Dummerville

Charles Johnson

Reggie Nelson

Patrick Peterson

And I deserve to be fired as GM of all my teams for starting Nelson and Peterson over DeAngelo Hall and Earl Thomas. :thumbdown:

3 leagues, 3 playoff appearances, 2 first round byes. And barring a crimmus miracle of epic proportions, my season is over. Worst Sunday ever.
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Shark Pool/FF Playoff Chat was last night, fella.
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I was unable to stand last night, guy. :hangover: I went to Buffalo Wildwings yesterday at 9:45am to watch my players carry me into fantasy riches. I enjoyed two $2 Bloody Mary's and then not one but TWO free beers, which were mis-pours by the bartender, who is probably an Ofdee 4, but she's a good kid and anybody who gives me a free Dead Guy Ale followed by a free Bridgeport IPA is alright in my book. However, by 1pm, the dooooooooooooooooooosh factor in the joint begin to climb as Raider fans finally crawled out of bed and into the bar. The minute a loud mouth in a Janikowski jersey (yes, you are reading that right) sat down next to me, yelling on his cell phone about magic football and the Raiders push to the playoffs, I hit the eject button and asked for my check. Total? $4. Who's winning? THIS GUY!

From there, my buddy Q and I decided to go to the cigar bar and watch the afternoon games with grown-ups. Anybody yammering loudly on their cell phone would likely get shot in that place. I love it. After a nice glass of bourbon and a tasty little cigar, I came to the conclusion that my limit was being reached and it was time to get the car home. Once here, I decided the very best course of action would be to walk to the bar across the street and watch Tim Tebow lead a furious comeback against the Evil Genius and his boy wonder. For good measure, I ate a magic brownie.

Now at some point along the way, I came home and talked my wife into driving us both to PF Changs. She knew she was in for a long night when I sat in the back seat and talked to her like she was my chauffeur. Now I'm not sure exactly what transpired at the bar of PF Changs, but I do know we were offered a free order of lettuce wraps, so my day of free stuff at the bar continued. :thanks: Since she's a fish eating vegetarian, she didn't touch the meat wraps, meaning I devoured them all alone. And I ate them with all the grace and dignity of Cookie Monster, as my wife was kind enough to point out after they took the plate away. Crumbs everywhere. She really is a lucky woman.

If I saw the north side of 8pm last night, I'll be completely surprised. I woke up at midnight fully clothed on the couch with her cat sleeping on my back. She hasn't contacted me yet today, so I'm sure she's very happy to be my wife and is probably not at all embarrassed for any reason whatsoever.

 
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