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'Bogart said:
Just invited myself over to watch the Presidental Debate, knowing I'm getting laid afterwards. Can only use that line every four years. America, #### yeah!!
Well ####. Did not plan on the "I don't want everytime to be about sex" card played so soon. Teach me to count my chickens....
 
'Frostillicus said:
Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.
I don't, but one of my favorite vendors at the Beaverton Farmer's Market specializes in roasted pumpkin seeds. The Chili Lime are incredible. I bet you could duplicate something like that. Highly suggest trying these out for those looking for a different healthy snack option (only so many almonds I can eat). :thumbup:
Ooh chili lime. interesting. Also that one above sounds cool. Think I'm going to go with my homemade cajun rub for this first pumpkin, but we have, seriously, 13 pumpkins this year so I will have plenty of chances to try new recipes. Will defintely try the one posted and find some kind of chili lime thing too.
 
'Bogart said:
Just invited myself over to watch the Presidental Debate, knowing I'm getting laid afterwards. Can only use that line every four years.

America, #### yeah!!
Well ####. Did not plan on the "I don't want everytime to be about sex" card played so soon. Teach me to count my chickens....
She seriously thought it was about the debate? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
'Bogart said:
Just invited myself over to watch the Presidental Debate, knowing I'm getting laid afterwards. Can only use that line every four years. America, #### yeah!!
Well ####. Did not plan on the "I don't want everytime to be about sex" card played so soon. Teach me to count my chickens....
Be like Gusher next time and teach her to count double digit orgasms
 
'Frostillicus said:
Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.
I don't, but one of my favorite vendors at the Beaverton Farmer's Market specializes in roasted pumpkin seeds. The Chili Lime are incredible. I bet you could duplicate something like that. Highly suggest trying these out for those looking for a different healthy snack option (only so many almonds I can eat). :thumbup:
Ooh chili lime. interesting. Also that one above sounds cool. Think I'm going to go with my homemade cajun rub for this first pumpkin, but we have, seriously, 13 pumpkins this year so I will have plenty of chances to try new recipes. Will defintely try the one posted and find some kind of chili lime thing too.
I've never made these at home. What do you do, was the seeds and toast them in the oven with oils and/or seasoning? Is that all there is to it? That's like five dollars worth of salty tasty snack treat hidden in each pumpkin?
 
'Bogart said:
Just invited myself over to watch the Presidental Debate, knowing I'm getting laid afterwards. Can only use that line every four years. America, #### yeah!!
Well ####. Did not plan on the "I don't want everytime to be about sex" card played so soon. Teach me to count my chickens....
Be like Gusher next time and teach her to count double digit orgasms
And then go for double digit chapters when reliving the tale for us.
 
'Frostillicus said:
Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.
I don't, but one of my favorite vendors at the Beaverton Farmer's Market specializes in roasted pumpkin seeds. The Chili Lime are incredible. I bet you could duplicate something like that. Highly suggest trying these out for those looking for a different healthy snack option (only so many almonds I can eat). :thumbup:
Ooh chili lime. interesting. Also that one above sounds cool. Think I'm going to go with my homemade cajun rub for this first pumpkin, but we have, seriously, 13 pumpkins this year so I will have plenty of chances to try new recipes. Will defintely try the one posted and find some kind of chili lime thing too.
I've never made these at home. What do you do, was the seeds and toast them in the oven with oils and/or seasoning? Is that all there is to it? That's like five dollars worth of salty tasty snack treat hidden in each pumpkin?
Having to clean pumpkin seeds is one of the most aggravating things you'll ever do.
 
'Bogart said:
Just invited myself over to watch the Presidental Debate, knowing I'm getting laid afterwards. Can only use that line every four years. America, #### yeah!!
Well ####. Did not plan on the "I don't want everytime to be about sex" card played so soon. Teach me to count my chickens....
Be like Gusher next time and teach her to count double digit orgasms
Pretty sure Bogart already took her there, he just did it in far fewer words
 
Remember how I told you guys my daughter was going to some churchy preschool? Today I dropped her off and all the kids had a picture that said “God keeps me safe when ________” and then the teacher filled in whatever they said and they drew a picture of it. Most of the ones I saw were of the “when I’m playing with my dad” or “when I’m playing with my mom” or “when there’s a fire” kind of stuff. Abby’s said, “God keeps me safe when there are dinosaurs” and she drew a picture of a dinosaur coming after her. I laughed the whole way to work.

 
'Frostillicus said:
Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.
I don't, but one of my favorite vendors at the Beaverton Farmer's Market specializes in roasted pumpkin seeds. The Chili Lime are incredible. I bet you could duplicate something like that. Highly suggest trying these out for those looking for a different healthy snack option (only so many almonds I can eat). :thumbup:
Ooh chili lime. interesting. Also that one above sounds cool. Think I'm going to go with my homemade cajun rub for this first pumpkin, but we have, seriously, 13 pumpkins this year so I will have plenty of chances to try new recipes. Will defintely try the one posted and find some kind of chili lime thing too.
Why?
 
Remember how I told you guys my daughter was going to some churchy preschool? Today I dropped her off and all the kids had a picture that said “God keeps me safe when ________” and then the teacher filled in whatever they said and they drew a picture of it. Most of the ones I saw were of the “when I’m playing with my dad” or “when I’m playing with my mom” or “when there’s a fire” kind of stuff. Abby’s said, “God keeps me safe when there are dinosaurs” and she drew a picture of a dinosaur coming after her. I laughed the whole way to work.
It's true. She has not been attacked by a dinosaur once since school started, right?
 
'Frostillicus said:
Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.
I don't, but one of my favorite vendors at the Beaverton Farmer's Market specializes in roasted pumpkin seeds. The Chili Lime are incredible. I bet you could duplicate something like that. Highly suggest trying these out for those looking for a different healthy snack option (only so many almonds I can eat). :thumbup:
Ooh chili lime. interesting. Also that one above sounds cool. Think I'm going to go with my homemade cajun rub for this first pumpkin, but we have, seriously, 13 pumpkins this year so I will have plenty of chances to try new recipes. Will defintely try the one posted and find some kind of chili lime thing too.
Why?
I'm married to a crazy.Also where is Gadzooks? Hasn't posted in a while.

 
Remember how I told you guys my daughter was going to some churchy preschool? Today I dropped her off and all the kids had a picture that said “God keeps me safe when ________” and then the teacher filled in whatever they said and they drew a picture of it. Most of the ones I saw were of the “when I’m playing with my dad” or “when I’m playing with my mom” or “when there’s a fire” kind of stuff. Abby’s said, “God keeps me safe when there are dinosaurs” and she drew a picture of a dinosaur coming after her. I laughed the whole way to work.
It's true. She has not been attacked by a dinosaur once since school started, right?
Can't argue with that.
 
'Frostillicus said:
Anybody have a good pumpkin seed recipe? We either go with just butter and salt or a salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper combo.
I don't, but one of my favorite vendors at the Beaverton Farmer's Market specializes in roasted pumpkin seeds. The Chili Lime are incredible. I bet you could duplicate something like that. Highly suggest trying these out for those looking for a different healthy snack option (only so many almonds I can eat). :thumbup:
Ooh chili lime. interesting. Also that one above sounds cool. Think I'm going to go with my homemade cajun rub for this first pumpkin, but we have, seriously, 13 pumpkins this year so I will have plenty of chances to try new recipes. Will defintely try the one posted and find some kind of chili lime thing too.
Why?
I'm married to a crazy.Also where is Gadzooks? Hasn't posted in a while.
Was wondering the same thing
 
Remember how I told you guys my daughter was going to some churchy preschool? Today I dropped her off and all the kids had a picture that said “God keeps me safe when ________” and then the teacher filled in whatever they said and they drew a picture of it. Most of the ones I saw were of the “when I’m playing with my dad” or “when I’m playing with my mom” or “when there’s a fire” kind of stuff. Abby’s said, “God keeps me safe when there are dinosaurs” and she drew a picture of a dinosaur coming after her. I laughed the whole way to work.
She probably got an "A+" because she portrayed dinosaurs and people living at the same time.
 
Remember how I told you guys my daughter was going to some churchy preschool? Today I dropped her off and all the kids had a picture that said “God keeps me safe when ________” and then the teacher filled in whatever they said and they drew a picture of it. Most of the ones I saw were of the “when I’m playing with my dad” or “when I’m playing with my mom” or “when there’s a fire” kind of stuff. Abby’s said, “God keeps me safe when there are dinosaurs” and she drew a picture of a dinosaur coming after her. I laughed the whole way to work.
She probably got an "A+" because she portrayed dinosaurs and people living at the same time.
Yep, it's too late for this one, focus on little B.
 
Remember how I told you guys my daughter was going to some churchy preschool? Today I dropped her off and all the kids had a picture that said “God keeps me safe when ________” and then the teacher filled in whatever they said and they drew a picture of it. Most of the ones I saw were of the “when I’m playing with my dad” or “when I’m playing with my mom” or “when there’s a fire” kind of stuff. Abby’s said, “God keeps me safe when there are dinosaurs” and she drew a picture of a dinosaur coming after her. I laughed the whole way to work.
She probably got an "A+" because she portrayed dinosaurs and people living at the same time.
Larry is Frosty's daughter's teacher?
 
Abby's said, "God keeps me safe when there are dinosaurs" and she drew a picture of a dinosaur coming after her. I laughed the whole way to work.
rules
:goodposting:Remember when the GMTAN was lousy with women? Man I miss those days. Not to mention Tufnel, Sac, Hack, IB, St. Louis Bob, etc.
Hey buddy. I'm here for you. Need a hug?
Only if you prove it's purely hetero by rubbing oil all over my body.
 
Abby's said, "God keeps me safe when there are dinosaurs" and she drew a picture of a dinosaur coming after her. I laughed the whole way to work.
rules
:goodposting:Remember when the GMTAN was lousy with women? Man I miss those days. Not to mention Tufnel, Sac, Hack, IB, St. Louis Bob, etc.
Hey buddy. I'm here for you. Need a hug?
Only if you prove it's purely hetero by rubbing oil all over my body.
Done and Done.
 
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?

 
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?
Needs more pics.
 
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?
It's like a freaking zooks batsignal.
 
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?
Needs more pics.
Almost had one...
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?
It's like a freaking zooks batsignal.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:Considering that I've had relations with this women thousands of times over the last quarter century, I amazed I can't get this visual out of my mind. :unsure:
 
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I am currently working with Uruk Hai and GM trying to put together a cornhole. We're thinking SB weekend in Austin would be a good target. Nothing is firmed up yet, but I'm interested in the initial reaction to Feb 1 - Feb 4. If your boss won;t let you off the day after the Superbowl, you should quit.

 
'Sheriff Bart said:
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?
Reminds me of the old Jeff Foxworthy bit.. So Marge is vacuuming in her good robe.. bends over to get underneath the couch and I think "Hell I can watch Bonanza anytime"Except hotter
 
I am currently working with Uruk Hai and GM trying to put together a cornhole. We're thinking SB weekend in Austin would be a good target. Nothing is firmed up yet, but I'm interested in the initial reaction to Feb 1 - Feb 4. If your boss won;t let you off the day after the Superbowl, you should quit.
I'd be interested, but the SB game is completely irrelevant to me, so I'd be reluctant to take off work to watch.ETA: So I'd probably join for Saturday and Sunday morning and drive back during game :shrug:
 
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I am currently working with Uruk Hai and GM trying to put together a cornhole. We're thinking SB weekend in Austin would be a good target. Nothing is firmed up yet, but I'm interested in the initial reaction to Feb 1 - Feb 4. If your boss won;t let you off the day after the Superbowl, you should quit.
I'd be interested, but the SB game is completely irrelevant to me, so I'd be reluctant to take off work to watch.ETA: So I'd probably join for Saturday and Sunday morning and drive back during game :shrug:
THAT'S ONE! :excited: :excited: :excited:
 
I am currently working with Uruk Hai and GM trying to put together a cornhole. We're thinking SB weekend in Austin would be a good target. Nothing is firmed up yet, but I'm interested in the initial reaction to Feb 1 - Feb 4. If your boss won;t let you off the day after the Superbowl, you should quit.
I'd be interested, but the SB game is completely irrelevant to me, so I'd be reluctant to take off work to watch.ETA: So I'd probably join for Saturday and Sunday morning and drive back during game :shrug:
SB cornhole parties aren't about the game.
 
'Sheriff Bart said:
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?
were her breastssss held in place by needless undergarments?
 
I am currently working with Uruk Hai and GM trying to put together a cornhole. We're thinking SB weekend in Austin would be a good target. Nothing is firmed up yet, but I'm interested in the initial reaction to Feb 1 - Feb 4. If your boss won;t let you off the day after the Superbowl, you should quit.
I have friends coming in from out of town already. :kicksrock:
'Sheriff Bart said:
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?
Reminds me of the old Jeff Foxworthy bit.. So Marge is vacuuming in her good robe.. bends over to get underneath the couch and I think "Hell I can watch Bonanza anytime"Except hotter
:lmao:
 
I am currently working with Uruk Hai and GM trying to put together a cornhole. We're thinking SB weekend in Austin would be a good target. Nothing is firmed up yet, but I'm interested in the initial reaction to Feb 1 - Feb 4. If your boss won;t let you off the day after the Superbowl, you should quit.
I have friends coming in from out of town already. :kicksrock:
I think this could probably be true for many. Maybe try for the pro bowl weekend?
 
'Sheriff Bart said:
Oh yeah, I'm working out of the house today. You know, just like the last 70 something days. Anyhow, Mrs. SLB was cleaning the house wearing a shirt top and panties only. Light blue with white polka dot thong style panties. She asked me WTF I was staring at because "this isn't sexy". Oh I disagree. What say you?
were her breastssss held in place by needless undergarments?
Yes, she had a matching brasserie except the top portion was covered by a t-shirt.
 
Feb and March are tough for me. I have a couple of week long vacations and maybe a spring training trip with Zilla in the works.
What about January? Xmas stuff taken care of, and kind of a lull from sports perspective. Since it's not about the game anyway...
With people coming from all over, having an oppty for a 3 day weekend is pretty important. Flying in from either coast Friday eve and leaving Sun is pretty brutal. I've never had a job where I couldn't request off the Monday after the SB, esp. if requested far in advance.
 

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