GM's thread about nothing (3 Viewers)

[Gadzooks]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

Why are there 3 "L"s in Lllama?TIAGGGadzooks

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

Why are there 3 "L"s in Lllama?TIAGGGadzooks

The middle "L" is silent.

 

[Gadzooks]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

Why are there 3 "L"s in Lllama?TIAGGGadzooks

The middle "L" is silent.

Good to know. What about vacuum? What's up with the extra "u"? Silent too?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TREtanic Trevor

@EyeReallyLike can you tell me the name of the actor that plays Eric in the AT&T taco commercial you wrote? Great stuff, btw.

Developing

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

Why are there 3 "L"s in Lllama?TIAGGGadzooks

The middle "L" is silent.

Good to know. What about vacuum? What's up with the extra "u"? Silent too?

No. The "uu" makes a sound like "moo". If it wasn't for that extra "U" people would be vack coming the rug.

 

[Gadzooks]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

Why are there 3 "L"s in Lllama?TIAGGGadzooks

The middle "L" is silent.

Good to know. What about vacuum? What's up with the extra "u"? Silent too?

No. The "uu" makes a sound like "moo". If it wasn't for that extra "U" people would be vack coming the rug.

See that. And you thought this thread was weak today. All kinds of knowledge being dropped in here.

 

[Zow]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

Why are there 3 "L"s in Lllama?TIAGGGadzooks

The middle "L" is silent.

Good to know. What about vacuum? What's up with the extra "u"? Silent too?

No. The "uu" makes a sound like "moo". If it wasn't for that extra "U" people would be vack coming the rug.

why not just toss an "e" at the end instead?

 

[Gadzooks]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

Why are there 3 "L"s in Lllama?TIAGGGadzooks

The middle "L" is silent.

Good to know. What about vacuum? What's up with the extra "u"? Silent too?

No. The "uu" makes a sound like "moo". If it wasn't for that extra "U" people would be vack coming the rug.

why not just toss an "e" at the end instead?

Vacume. Vacuum. It's just sexier with 2 "u"s.

 

[cosjobs]

OK, this is 100% true and it just happened. Swear to gosh.Girl walks into my classroom at the start of 4th period. She says "Mr. Lllama, guess what my shirt says?" Now she's wearing a zip-up hoody over a t-shirt but it's unzipped enough that I can tell it says "I something"I ask her "what does it say you love?"She says "I Japan...I totally didn't know what today is until somebody told me this morning.I eventually was able to stop laughing and ask her where she got it. Her older brother is stationed in Korea and sent it to her when he was on leave in Japan.

So today's Today in History was the killing of John Lennon.Later on in the class I called on the Japan Shirt girl to answer a question. "Yes, Natalie...and by the way thank you for not wearing an 'I Mark David Chapman' shirt today."

 

[Fightin Donkey]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

I think everyone is shocked you think Eric is black.

He is.

No, no I don't think he is.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Some questions:

How many beers in the shower is too many?

Ever not wipe your butt after your pre-shower ####?

Is it frowned upon to put empty beer bottles into the diaper genie?

 

[Thorn]

Friday, huh? Definitely maybe. Look for the guy in the Reese's shirt.

Oh and YSR may stab you now. Sorry bout it.

 

[Zow]

Some questions:

How many beers in the shower is too many?

Ever not wipe your butt after your pre-shower ####?

Is it frowned upon to put empty beer bottles into the diaper genie?

I'm very glad I don't know what this is. I'm sure you guys are too.

 

[Thorn]

Some questions:

How many beers in the shower is too many?

Ever not wipe your butt after your pre-shower ####?

Is it frowned upon to put empty beer bottles into the diaper genie?

I'm very glad I don't know what this is. I'm sure you guys are too.

,s? You don't know anyone with kids?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

I think everyone is shocked you think Eric is black.

He is.

No, no I don't think he is.

You know what? I went back and really watched the ad about 3-4 times. I'm now convinced that I'm probably wrong. Eric is the white dude. I stand corrected. Carry on.

 

[Gadzooks]

Friday, huh? Definitely maybe. Look for the guy in the Reese's shirt.Oh and YSR may stab you now. Sorry bout it.

Was there something wrong with my invitation that caused it to get pruned?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So was Gadzooks Thornhole post supposed to be a PM?

 

[Zow]

Some questions:

How many beers in the shower is too many?

Ever not wipe your butt after your pre-shower ####?

Is it frowned upon to put empty beer bottles into the diaper genie?

I'm very glad I don't know what this is. I'm sure you guys are too.

,s? You don't know anyone with kids?

I do, but why would I concern myself with their diapers?

 

[Zow]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just saw that X will be opening up for Pearl Jam on their Euro tour next summer. PJ fans be prepared to see your favorite band blown off the stage.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited.

Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited. Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

Congrats on the kid.Of course they tell every parent that stuff. Just saying.

 

[Dungeon Master]

GM just tweeted this:

smokingroaches General MalaiseB2 minutes ago

That's probably not a good sign.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited. Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

Congrats on the kid.Of course they tell every parent that stuff. Just saying.

No they don't you're lying.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited. Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

Congrats on the kid.Of course they tell every parent that stuff. Just saying.

No they don't you're lying.

Sorry. You're right. Congrats on your kid. You should have him skip a grade or two.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

Not sure what pisses me off more; that woz is talking showerbeer™ or that you think it's dumb.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited. Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

Hey, my kid went to the doc today too. Turn out he's bigger, smarter, faster than all other kids.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The measurables:

33 lbs

36.5" long

19 5/8" head circumference

4.8 sec 40 time

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

Not sure what pisses me off more; that woz is talking showerbeer™ or that you think it's dumb.

I just don't see what was special about it. Does it have something to do with acoustics? There's a drain right there in case you spill it?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

I think everyone is shocked you think Eric is black.

He is.

No, no I don't think he is.

You know what? I went back and really watched the ad about 3-4 times. I'm now convinced that I'm probably wrong. Eric is the white dude. I stand corrected. Carry on.

You almost had me. I watched it about 10 times today at work. My company thanks you for that.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited. Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

Congrats on the kid.Of course they tell every parent that stuff. Just saying.

No they don't you're lying.

Sorry. You're right. Congrats on your kid. You should have him skip a grade or two.

Yeah probably, but I want him to get as much of an education as possible before he goes pro in baseball/basketball/football/jeopardy at age 16.

 

[Dungeon Master]

I'll give you guys one guess whose list of "interests" this is on facebook:

SportsPrescription.com - Doctor's Orders, Sports 24/7, Pageant Lifestyle, Miss Earth Jamaica, MISS FLORIDA CARIBBEAN PAGEANT, University of Florida, University of Florida Alumni Association, UF College of Journalism and Communications, Gig4GNV, Ella A. Thomas, John Daly, Anika Noni Rose, Gordon Solie, The Infamous Billy The Kidd, Kathy Griffin, Ron Paul, Tim Tebow Foundation, BFAds - Black Friday Ads, Capitol Punishment Book by Jack Abramoff, Fresh from Florida Seafood, Premium Image Studios, The Official Miss Teen USA, Gary Johnson, FantasyPros, Leila Lopes, Alyssa Campanella, The Official Miss USA, Leila Lopes | Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes | Miss universe 2011, Leila Lopes, Leila Lopes Miss Universum Fan Page, Miss Angola 2011 Leila Lopes for Miss Universo 2011, Leila Lopes, Fã Club Leila Lopes, Leila Lopes Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes, Anthony Mackie, The Official Miss Universe, Elect Herman Cain, Herman Cain 2012, Herman Cain, Leila Lopes Miss Universe Angola 2011, Americans Elect, New York, KeDrew, Sherri Shepherd, Ideal PR Media, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., Evelyn Stevenson, Get The Stro into the PWI top 500, We who love Ney'tiri (Zoe Saldana), Zoe saldana, Zoe Saldana Fan Page, Zoe Saldana, Stone'd Records, Charles M. Blow, Glynis McCants "The Numbers Lady", Kathy Hochul, Kathy Hochul, Bob Motley - The ONLY living Negro League Baseball Umpire, La Toya Jackson, Walter Jones, LuxDelux, Champions Tour, Nicole Alexander [HOOPZ], Florida Gators, Black Women's Entertainment Network (BWE), Aimee Garcia, Judge Alex Ferrer for "Dancing With The Stars", Dusty Showers The 2nd Basemen, Jesse Ventura - The Official Facebook Page, Bill Maher, Words of Hope for Japan, Vincent Bugliosi, Robert Fisk on The Independent, Sista Whirlwind, Women for Women International, LOVETHYCLOSET.wordpress.com, Wolfgang Puck, SplatterTribe Entertainment, Think Brown INK, The Real Emmanuelle Vaugier, Art Ed Dissertation Research, Noel Flasterstein, Mena Suvari, Target the Wonder Dog, Target~ In Loving Memory of the Hero dog., Women's Sports Foundation, Anika Noni Rose, Fabulous 40rties Magazine, Patrick Fleming - GTN News, CY Interview, Gator Club® of Miami, Positive Management NYC, Gators, Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino - Hollywood, Fla., PGA TOUR, Phil Steele, Little Villain Skateboards, Arizona Apartheid, Taglio Salon, Lindsay Clein, WJXT4 Vic Micolucci, Jane Fonda, Sanaa Lathan, ShontelleOnline

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

Not sure what pisses me off more; that woz is talking showerbeer™ or that you think it's dumb.

I just don't see what was special about it. Does it have something to do with acoustics? There's a drain right there in case you spill it?

It's just a great way to start your morning. Ice cold beer, steaming hot shower. It erases the aches and pains of the prior even and puts a pep in your step for the day ahead.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This thread has really been pretty weak today. You know how I know? I think I'm the leading poster today.

I think everyone is shocked you think Eric is black.

He is.

No, no I don't think he is.

You know what? I went back and really watched the ad about 3-4 times. I'm now convinced that I'm probably wrong. Eric is the white dude. I stand corrected. Carry on.

I say keep messing with your son though.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Sarnoff - you going to be at the Xmas party on the Lot next Thursday?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

Not sure what pisses me off more; that woz is talking showerbeer™ or that you think it's dumb.

I just don't see what was special about it. Does it have something to do with acoustics? There's a drain right there in case you spill it?

It's just a great way to start your morning. Ice cold beer, steaming hot shower. It erases the aches and pains of the prior even and puts a pep in your step for the day ahead.

Hold up. You're supposed to drink the beer while TAKING a shower? That changes everything.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

Not sure what pisses me off more; that woz is talking showerbeer™ or that you think it's dumb.

I just don't see what was special about it. Does it have something to do with acoustics? There's a drain right there in case you spill it?

It's just a great way to start your morning. Ice cold beer, steaming hot shower. It erases the aches and pains of the prior even and puts a pep in your step for the day ahead.

Hold up. You're supposed to drink the beer while TAKING a shower? That changes everything.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited. Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

Congrats on the kid.Of course they tell every parent that stuff. Just saying.

No they don't you're lying.

Sorry. You're right. Congrats on your kid. You should have him skip a grade or two.

Yeah probably, but I want him to get as much of an education as possible before he goes pro in baseball/basketball/football/jeopardy at age 16.

Do NOT let him go on Jeopardy until he is an adult. The Teen/College Tournaments don't pay jack and they won't allow him on the real show ever.

 

[Sarnoff]

Sarnoff - you going to be at the Xmas party on the Lot next Thursday?

Entirely possible. Hoping Pete calls my name for a big screen TV.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited. Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

Congrats on the kid.Of course they tell every parent that stuff. Just saying.

No they don't you're lying.

Sorry. You're right. Congrats on your kid. You should have him skip a grade or two.

Don't forget to start a thread on whether or not he should skip

 

[Dungeon Master]

Just mixed up a double batch of my famous secret dry rub to make wings for a xmas party on Saturday. So excited. Also Bennett had his 15-month doc appointment this week. Doc said both mentally and physically he has the ability of an average 19-month old. Kid's advanced in everything, just like his dad. Which is me. 99.9% sure.

Congrats on the kid.Of course they tell every parent that stuff. Just saying.

No they don't you're lying.

Sorry. You're right. Congrats on your kid. You should have him skip a grade or two.

Yeah probably, but I want him to get as much of an education as possible before he goes pro in baseball/basketball/football/jeopardy at age 16.

Do NOT let him go on Jeopardy until he is an adult. The Teen/College Tournaments don't pay jack and they won't allow him on the real show ever.

But what if he's good enough to be on the adult show as a 16-year old? Cuz things are trending in that direction.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Sarnoff - you going to be at the Xmas party on the Lot next Thursday?

Entirely possible. Hoping Pete calls my name for a big screen TV.

I don't even know who Pete is but I hope I win stuff.Let me know. Maybe we can awkwardly have a beer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sarnoff - you going to be at the Xmas party on the Lot next Thursday?

Entirely possible. Hoping Pete calls my name for a big screen TV.

I don't even know who Pete is but I hope I win stuff.Let me know. Maybe we can awkwardly have a beer.

I don't recommend it, Sarnoff.

 

[Zow]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

I'll be honest, it got kinda watered down

 

[Keys Myaths]

The Teen/College Tournaments don't pay jack and they won't allow him on the real show ever.

That's a ridiculous rule.

 

[bentley]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

Not sure what pisses me off more; that woz is talking showerbeer™ or that you think it's dumb.

I just don't see what was special about it. Does it have something to do with acoustics? There's a drain right there in case you spill it?

I don't see how this is complicated professor. Drinking beer is always better than not drinking beer. So, if you're going to have to take a shower anyhow, why wouldn't you want to take a beer with you?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB and myself have had some minor differences in opinion lately so I was a little surprised she texted me to meet her for lunch today. I agreed, we met and she was a lot nicer. She had her first day of work today since her party and she told me that "all of the girls at work are like in love with you because you were so awesome at the party". Score one for the good guys.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

The Teen/College Tournaments don't pay jack and they won't allow him on the real show ever.

That's a ridiculous rule.

Tell me about it.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Sarnoff - you going to be at the Xmas party on the Lot next Thursday?

Entirely possible. Hoping Pete calls my name for a big screen TV.

I don't even know who Pete is but I hope I win stuff.Let me know. Maybe we can awkwardly have a beer.

I don't recommend it, Sarnoff.

How dare you.