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'Marvin said:
Our cats keep our house rodent free. Of course they are indoor cats so the garage etc are free zones. Did I tell you guys about the time I found all the dog food in my car's air filter box?
Does this have to do with mice storing food there? In our old house I once found about 20 pounds of dry dog food under our refrigerator. :X
 
'Marvin said:
Our cats keep our house rodent free. Of course they are indoor cats so the garage etc are free zones. Did I tell you guys about the time I found all the dog food in my car's air filter box?
Does this have to do with mice storing food there? In our old house I once found about 20 pounds of dry dog food under our refrigerator. :X
still have that one in my notebook
 
So my daughters school is requiring a drs note for her to return to school. :hot: while I understand their need for one, it pisses me off that I have to now go back to the dr. and then the dr asks if she has seen the ortho specialist yet.(I may not take her because my daughters not in any pain). I think I know my kid and it pisses me off having people tell me what to do with her. :angry:

/rant

 
So - yesterday my wife left the side gate to our yard open. THis morning the dog discovered this. When I looked out the window this morning and saw the dog on the other side of the busy street we live on, I ran out in my socks to escort her back into the house. After I ran outside, my wife decided to close AND LOCK the front door (not as a joke). She then proceeded to disappear deep into the house. After a couple minutes of standing outside in the pre-dawn chill, in my socks, pounding on the door, she finally decided to come see what all the noise was about and let me in.

Now, supposedly I'm not supposed to be angry about this whole sequence of events and she's upset with me that I got angry. This is the same person who was upset with me yesterday because she had a DREAM where I cheated on her.

Women are ####### nuts.

 
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'Marvin said:
Our cats keep our house rodent free. Of course they are indoor cats so the garage etc are free zones. Did I tell you guys about the time I found all the dog food in my car's air filter box?
Does this have to do with mice storing food there? In our old house I once found about 20 pounds of dry dog food under our refrigerator. :X
Yeah we stored our dog food in a cabinet outside on the patio. I found about 1.5 cups of dry dog food in the air box last year. :lmao:
 
So - yesterday my wife left the side gate to our yard open. THis morning the dog discovered this. When I looked out the window this morning and saw the dog on the other side of the busy street we live on, I ran out in my socks to escort her back into the house. After I ran outside, my wife decided to close AND LOCK the front door (not as a joke). She then proceeded to disappear deep into the house. After a couple minutes of standing outside in the pre-dawn chill, in my socks, pounding on the door, she finally decided to come see what all the noise was about and let me in.Now, supposedly I'm not supposed to be angry about this whole sequence of events and she's upset with me that I got angry. This is the same person who was upset with me yesterday because she had a DREAM where I cheated on her.Women are ####### nuts.
:lmao: At least twice a day my wife will ask me if her hair/clothes/shoes look OK. If we are going out somewhere this increases 10-fold. The other night we were going to this business mixer thing. Yes, your hair looks good. Yes, the back of your hair looks good. Yes, that top looks nice. No, it isn't too dressy. Yes, the shoes with the straps look better than the other ones. No, really they do. Yes, the hoop earrings go with the top. Actually the third pair of earrings you put on look good too. Yes, I vote for necklace #4. Yes, your hair still looks good.No, I don't think that is too much lip gloss.Then I asked her which of two ties looked better with the shirt I was wearing. She told me not to be so metro.
 
'Marvin said:
Our cats keep our house rodent free. Of course they are indoor cats so the garage etc are free zones. Did I tell you guys about the time I found all the dog food in my car's air filter box?
Does this have to do with mice storing food there? In our old house I once found about 20 pounds of dry dog food under our refrigerator. :X
Yeah we stored our dog food in a cabinet outside on the patio. I found about 1.5 cups of dry dog food in the air box last year. :lmao:
At least yours was outside.And why would the mice feel it necessary to move the food 10 feed from the dog food bowl to under the fridge, when the bowl was kept full all the time?
 
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Not much fun using a glue trap and finding a mouse still barely alive in that either (unless rodent torture is your thing)
Go on.
Guy in our fraternity house found a half-alive mouse in a glue trap. he decided that it would be "cool" to microwave the mouse while still alive (and still attached to the glue trap).The smell was horrendous between the roasted mouse and heated glue.

Yuck.

Good news is that guy was not pre-med.

 
So - yesterday my wife left the side gate to our yard open. THis morning the dog discovered this. When I looked out the window this morning and saw the dog on the other side of the busy street we live on, I ran out in my socks to escort her back into the house. After I ran outside, my wife decided to close AND LOCK the front door (not as a joke). She then proceeded to disappear deep into the house. After a couple minutes of standing outside in the pre-dawn chill, in my socks, pounding on the door, she finally decided to come see what all the noise was about and let me in.

Now, supposedly I'm not supposed to be angry about this whole sequence of events and she's upset with me that I got angry. This is the same person who was upset with me yesterday because she had a DREAM where I cheated on her.

Women are ####### nuts.
Been there. Broads are a real treat sometimes.
 
I'm finally caught up on The Office. I never watched a single episode until last December but thanks to Netflix streaming and Hulu, I am pretty much up to date. Feel free to ask any questions.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Also, my thorning last night didn't seem to go as planned. I guess videos are a bad idea. :unsure:
that was amazing "which one of you is doing shots alone in th dark?" :lmao: :lmao:
 
Roger the Alien: I'll be waiting in the car, wishing you had a better car.
:lmao:Oh, Meg.
What show is this?
American Dad.
Saw it for the first time the other night. Episode where they got a divorce so he could bang other broads. Missed the ending though. Pretty funny stuff.
80-90% of the reason to watch that show is Roger.
 
Roger the Alien: I'll be waiting in the car, wishing you had a better car.
:lmao:Oh, Meg.
What show is this?
American Dad.
Saw it for the first time the other night. Episode where they got a divorce so he could bang other broads. Missed the ending though. Pretty funny stuff.
80-90% of the reason to watch that show is Roger.
:goodposting:So friggin funny.
 
Roger the Alien: I'll be waiting in the car, wishing you had a better car.
:lmao:Oh, Meg.
What show is this?
American Dad.
Saw it for the first time the other night. Episode where they got a divorce so he could bang other broads. Missed the ending though. Pretty funny stuff.
80-90% of the reason to watch that show is Roger.
Stewie is my favorite :tannershtick:
 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through.

Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:

 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through. Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:
Oh good... Now there might be a tornado north of the city (Miami University)Storm to the south: 127 mph winds, full storm moving at 84 mph, up to 3" of hail
 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through. Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:
Oh good... Now there might be a tornado north of the city (Miami University)Storm to the south: 127 mph winds, full storm moving at 84 mph, up to 3" of hail
Yeah - we pretty much just shut down the entire network. That's not something that ever has happened.
 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through. Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:
Oh good... Now there might be a tornado north of the city (Miami University)Storm to the south: 127 mph winds, full storm moving at 84 mph, up to 3" of hail
f'in great. Daughter has a very important Dr appt at 4:30. Maybe I'll take my bike with a basket on the back.
 
I'm chilling in my tornado safe place... On my couch in the middle of my apartment watching tv. Weather porn

 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through. Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:
Oh good... Now there might be a tornado north of the city (Miami University)Storm to the south: 127 mph winds, full storm moving at 84 mph, up to 3" of hail
Be safe GB.Who else will send me awesome texts if you get blown away to Oz?:insertjokeaboutbewbsinOzhere:
 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through. Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:
Oh good... Now there might be a tornado north of the city (Miami University)Storm to the south: 127 mph winds, full storm moving at 84 mph, up to 3" of hail
Be safe GB.Who else will send me awesome texts if you get blown away to Oz?:insertjokeaboutbewbsinOzhere:
Technicolor Bewbs!
 
I'm chilling in my tornado safe place... On my couch in the middle of my apartment watching tv. Weather porn
Me too! :hifive:
aren't you in northwest ohio??
Northeast. Trying to take a nap...figured the Weather Channel would knock me out efficiently. Nothing good on Science or NatGeo.
i am northwest, we just have rain and dark skies, all the scary stuff is missing us
 
Our cats keep our house rodent free. Of course they are indoor cats so the garage etc are free zones. Did I tell you guys about the time I found all the dog food in my car's air filter box?
My link
Ooo...ahhh...St. Charles....Ooo...ahhh...St. Charles.

I'll explain later.
:lmao: When I was a kid it seemed like every kid at my school saw that "Coach of the Year" TV movie. They must have repeated that "Ooo, ahh St. Charles" song 15 times. It was always stuck in my head. Any time I played Monopoly after that I would have to sing "Ooo, ahh St. Charles" whenever that property was mentioned. Drove my wife crazy (actually she started doing it too). About 5 years ago I see "Coach of the Year" on DVD at the $1 store and had to buy it just to show my wife where it came from.
 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through. Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:
Oh good... Now there might be a tornado north of the city (Miami University)Storm to the south: 127 mph winds, full storm moving at 84 mph, up to 3" of hail
Yeah - we pretty much just shut down the entire network. That's not something that ever has happened.
Whoa.
 
I'm chilling in my tornado safe place... On my couch in the middle of my apartment watching tv. Weather porn
Me too! :hifive:
aren't you in northwest ohio??
Northeast. Trying to take a nap...figured the Weather Channel would knock me out efficiently. Nothing good on Science or NatGeo.
i am northwest, we just have rain and dark skies, all the scary stuff is missing us
We're supposed get 50 mph winds later. Just cloudy and ominous at the moment.
 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through. Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:
Oh good... Now there might be a tornado north of the city (Miami University)Storm to the south: 127 mph winds, full storm moving at 84 mph, up to 3" of hail
Yeah - we pretty much just shut down the entire network. That's not something that ever has happened.
Whoa.
What network we talkin about?
 
Tornado on the ground about an hour away from here. We should be ok here in Cincy, but some nasty storms will still roll through. Cincy FBGs - stay safe :thumbup:
Oh good... Now there might be a tornado north of the city (Miami University)Storm to the south: 127 mph winds, full storm moving at 84 mph, up to 3" of hail
Yeah - we pretty much just shut down the entire network. That's not something that ever has happened.
Whoa.
What network we talkin about?
UPN?
 
Stay safe my Ohio friends!

Say, Ohio guys...I found a new band that I absolutely have fallen in love with. Heartless Bastards. Sensational. No surprise that Disco Stu has been a fan for a long time. Thoughts on this band?

 

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