How about I don't try to figure out who you are and you do us all a favor and get a HARD DELETE anyway.FYI if you figure out who this is please dont spill the beans otherwise there will be a HARD DELETE.
Send a text or email to the wife and report back.Need to spice things up here.
You need to tell your wife what you did ASAP. If you don't the guilt and stress will probably lead to an early heart attack and death. You must get this off your chest today. Sit down with your wife and let her know about your moments of weakness. Don't leave anything out and report back. Get that weight off your chest and clear your burden my son or it will weigh you down like a Dentist dump.
LOOK AT ME!! MY PENIS IS LONGER THAN AN INCH!!!Bucky86 said:Just the tip.Al O said:A kiss? Unless your penis is at least one inch into an orifice it doesn't count as cheating.
Yup. Exactly where this story is going to go. She'll be like a yoga buddy of his wife or something, recognize him, and then he'll be over-emoing about whether or not she'll tell on him.Bob Loblaw said:So a friend of the bride lives only a few blocks away from you? And you think you're out of the woods now? You'll either end up driving past the friend's house all the time hoping your kiss-mate is there, or the friend is gonna see you around town, maybe in the grocery store, start up a conversation, and put you deeper into this hole.
She is facebook friends with my wife's best friend's nextdoor neighbor.Yup. Exactly where this story is going to go. She'll be like a yoga buddy of his wife or something, recognize him, and then he'll be over-emoing about whether or not she'll tell on him.Bob Loblaw said:So a friend of the bride lives only a few blocks away from you? And you think you're out of the woods now? You'll either end up driving past the friend's house all the time hoping your kiss-mate is there, or the friend is gonna see you around town, maybe in the grocery store, start up a conversation, and put you deeper into this hole.
I've had them beforeOp question
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Did you never hear of blackouts before?
woah woah woah there.She is facebook friends with my wife's best friend's nextdoor neighbor.Yup. Exactly where this story is going to go. She'll be like a yoga buddy of his wife or something, recognize him, and then he'll be over-emoing about whether or not she'll tell on him.Bob Loblaw said:So a friend of the bride lives only a few blocks away from you? And you think you're out of the woods now? You'll either end up driving past the friend's house all the time hoping your kiss-mate is there, or the friend is gonna see you around town, maybe in the grocery store, start up a conversation, and put you deeper into this hole.
How dare you mix up Corky in this turd of a thread!Jesus. This is like a remake of The Hangover starring that kid from Life Goes On.
Good point. Sorry, Corky.How dare you mix up Corky in this turd of a thread!Jesus. This is like a remake of The Hangover starring that kid from Life Goes On.
I think you are going a little overboard in your misdirection& be an adult, you're in Vegas in this story, do some coke like a grown-up... Smoked weed
That's where the flag went up for me as well.So they were posting on Instagram where their spouses could see about searching for dudes
I could poop a better story. If you're going to create this nonsense at least have something more entertaining than a hug and kiss on the cheek.
Booooooooooooooooo
It's either: "on bart" or "on the bart train", but not "on the bart."start hiding your money now, one time I accidently bumped a girls boob with my backpack on the bart. I felt guilty about it for a week and finally broke down and told my wife who instantly kicked me out of the house, took the dog and left me the kids
was thinking the same thing. at least he didnt use 'san fran'It's either: "on bart" or "on the bart train", but not "on the bart."start hiding your money now, one time I accidently bumped a girls boob with my backpack on the bart. I felt guilty about it for a week and finally broke down and told my wife who instantly kicked me out of the house, took the dog and left me the kids
This is the worst part. Hehe? Really?He said I left the club for about an hour probably to gamble (hehe) and than I came back and I
I think it's pretty obvious who it is but he asked us not to post it in the thread.This is the worst part. Hehe? Really?He said I left the club for about an hour probably to gamble (hehe) and than I came back and I
Find a poster who begins every paragraph with "so" and we have our guy.
Is it me?I think it's pretty obvious who it is but he asked us not to post it in the thread.This is the worst part. Hehe? Really?He said I left the club for about an hour probably to gamble (hehe) and than I came back and I
Find a poster who begins every paragraph with "so" and we have our guy.
Fixed.TheAristocrat said:This could have been done on a Wednesday late Sunday night.
Fixed again.Fixed.TheAristocrat said:This could have been doneon aWednesdaylateSundaynight.morning while at church.
[icon] said:I had no idea eminescence was marriedtamales said:Yes this is an alias of a well known poster here.
I think I was holding hands with one of the girls on the way up. I think I was sitting on the bed with her. ... I barely remember her giving me this I dare you to kiss me look and I told her I really wanted to kiss her and she nodded and so I gave her like a 3 second kiss on the lips.
I might change a few of the details so its not too obvious who this is.
I wanna see your work.I could poop a better story. If you're going to create this nonsense at least have something more entertaining than a hug and kiss on the cheek.
The story is pathetic. Sounds like a girl in 6th grade lamenting about a boy she kissed.That's where the flag went up for me as well.So they were posting on Instagram where their spouses could see about searching for dudes
I could poop a better story. If you're going to create this nonsense at least have something more entertaining than a hug and kiss on the cheek.
Booooooooooooooooo
The only time anything went up with this POS story.
dgreen said:Jayrod?
I'd wait to see how he feels about it 8 months from now, then decide.Cjw_55106 said:I'm positive you were date raped. I'd file charges.
That's what she said.I'd wait to see how he feels about it 8 months from now, then decide.Cjw_55106 said:I'm positive you were date raped. I'd file charges.
Awesome.dgreen said:Jayrod?