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Yes this is an alias of a well known poster here. I'd be too ashamed to admit any of this stuff in real life let alone on these boards but I thought Id entertain you guys on a Friday. I might change a few of the details so its not too obvious who this is. Anyway, I hope you enjoy.

I went to a bachelor party in Vegas this weekend. It was a blast. Anyway lets cut to the chase. We got a VIP table at a club and right next to us was a bachelorette party. We were mostly mid-30s, married with kids guys and the bachelorette party was similar age, married, kids, etc and all hot. It was a great night as we immediately hit it off with them. I dont know how to describe it but there was no pressure to hook up or look cool, etc. We all just had a great time talking, ribbing each other, flirting, etc. All pretty innocent stuff and it felt like we knew them for years. I was drinking all night so around 2:00am is when details of this story become foggy but I'll do my best. At around that time, my friend asked me and two of the girls if they wanted to come to his room to smoke some weed. We all thought this was a brilliant idea. I barely remember anything after that. I just have flashes. Here's what I think I remember. I think I was holding hands with one of the girls on the way up. I think I was sitting on the bed with her. I dont even remember if we smoked weed but I guess we did. I barely remember her giving me this I dare you to kiss me look and I told her I really wanted to kiss her and she nodded and so I gave her like a 3 second kiss on the lips. That's the last thing I remember. Why is this a big deal? Im married with 2 kids. Never cheated on my wife.

So I wake up the next day in my room with no idea how I got there. So I tried to put the details of the night together because I didn't remember ####. My buddy was in the room and he said we came up at 3am so I figured it was true. Then I talked to my other friend and he said he carried my buddy up at 3 but I wasnt in the room. I didnt come back until 430 am. WTF was I? So I start texting other people. The friend I smoked weed with says he doesnt remember #### even though he sent me a text at 4am that he had the munchies. Finally, I texted the bachelor and got some details. He said I left the club for about an hour probably to gamble (hehe) and than I came back and I was hanging outside the club with those girls last he saw me at 430am and I went up. I asked him if I was doing anything with them and he said no I was just standing there. So I breathed a sigh of relief that nothing more happened and I was fairly satisfied with the details.

So back to the kiss and the cheating part. Yes I felt like #### the next day and guilty as hell. I debated telling my wife for a day but the few people I talked to all said I barely remember it and it didnt mean anything and I was drunk not to beat myself up about it. So I convinced myself I would only hurt her if I told her and decided I will take this to the grave. Funny thing is although I regret doing it and feel guilty part of me didnt regret doing it because it felt right at the moment. I do vaguely remember the look she gave me and that I did really wanna kiss her and it just felt like the right thing to do. Anyway, its a week later and I still feel pretty guilty.

Anyway, thats not the end of the story. Im a sick individual and the rest of this story is proof. To be continued in the next few minutes...

FYI if you figure out who this is please dont spill the beans otherwise there will be a HARD DELETE.

 
So after I figured out as much of the details of the night I started thinging how amazing the human brain is. I started researching blackouts. Apparently, after a lot of alcohol the brain shuts off the short term memory part of your brain and doesn't allow you to keep memories. So even though I don't remember anything after the kiss I still was apparently doing stuff and it was burning me up inside what the hell I was doing. Another thing that was burning me up inside was I could barely remember what the girl looked like.

I woke up at 8 am the next morning after 3 hours of sleep and I had a vague recollection of that kiss. My friend and I are started assessing the damage in that room. We found the bride's tiara in our room with no idea how it got there lol. We walked downstairs to to get breakfast and my friend said he really wanted to see those girls again. In the back of my mind I really wanted to also because I kind of forgot what the girl looked like. Wouldn't you know we walked right past them in the casino and my friend didn't even recognize them. Unfortunately for me (or maybe fortunately) the girl I kissed wasnt with them. So I still didnt remember exactly what she looked like. I had a general idea of what she looked like but I really wasnt positive. So the day passes and I start obsessing more and more. I have to know what this girl looks like. But how does one find something like this out? I didn't have ANY of their names, jobs, where they were from etc. I had NOTHING to go on. Not only that, considering my situation, it probably wasnt the best idea to search these girls out. Its probably best I leave well enough alone and forget the night ever happened and move on with my life...

But I couldnt help it. I was obsessed. How would you find someone in this day and age if you had no details about them? I then came up with a brilliant idea of how to find them...

 
What do girls at bachelorette parties usually do? They take pictures. And after they take said pictures what do they do? They post them on Instagram. And when they post them on Instagram what do they do? They hashtag where there at. So my brilliant idea was to search hashtags on instagram. First was #Vegas. It was now two days later so I had to look through 2 days worth of pictures. I basically stopped working to do this. Got nothing. Next was #bacheloretteparty. Again looked through a ton of pics and got nothing. Next tried the hotel name. Again a blank. I started to give up. Finally I tried the club name and after a few pages BAM I found them!

The internet is a scary place. I felt like Mr Robot the rest of the day. From the Instagram account I found the bride's full name. Then on to facebook and found all her info and all her friend's names including the girl I kissed. I found out their addresses, what they do for a living, everything. The girl I kissed was married and had a kid. Cute too. One of the other girls lives a few blocks away from me :shock: What are the odds. Anyway, I was satisifed with myself and my journey felt complete or so I thought...

 
So I thought my obsession was done but apparently not. The next day I decided to look at that Instagram account again and I noticed some new comments. One was "Where are you Mark??????" Mark was my buddy AKA the bachelor. Two was "We need to find those guys". So apparently they had a great night too and were looking for us. Obviously I can't comment on the post because then I will seem like a super stalker which obviously I am not ;)

So instead I create an instagram account and hashtag the same club and hope they look for us the same way I found them and reach out. I doubt this will happen. Like I said I am a sick individual. The only other option I have is I tell the bachelor what I found hoping that he reaches out to them meaning I can eventually follow them as well without any suspiscion. But then hes gonna start wondering how the hell I found it and probably think Im a bit weird which I am. So what the hell is wrong with me? Obviously, this is not a good idea but Im so tempted. Part of me wants to reach out because they were such cool chicks I just wanna know them. The other part of me wants to find out details of the night and maybe apologize to the girl I kissed if I was out of line but tell her I enjoyed it.

I know the right thing to do is leave well enough alone but I cant help myself. I feel obsessed. This has been bothering me all week. I have been depressed, not concentrating at work, ignoring my son. Hell I had sex with my wife this week and still couldnt stop thinking about it. I know this thread started off as a fun story but I really need help. I read that suicide thread and I would never do something to myself over some stupid mistake but this obsession is starting to #### with my mind. I really wish I can wipe this last week out but I cant and I had such a good time.

Anyway, thats my story. Right now there are no new developments and I doubt there will be. I am 95% sure I will not reach out to them but that 5% of me still scares me.

tl;dr- I kissed a girl and I liked it but now I am obsessed and feeling very depressed about the whole situation. I need help.

 
Dude. You're married. Give your wife a 3 second passionate kiss everyday until you forget about this little crush. Do it.

 
Don't worry, odds are your wife has done much more than just kiss another guy, probably has ample justification in her own mind for doing so and thus feels zero remorse, and like all women, she's an expert at making sure you never, ever, ever find out.

Even if the above isn't true, it was a damn drunken kiss in Vegas, get over it.

 
Don't worry, odds are your wife has done much more than just kiss another guy, probably has ample justification in her own mind for doing so and thus feels zero remorse, and like all women, she's an expert at making sure you never, ever, ever find out.

Even if the above isn't true, it was a damn drunken kiss in Vegas, get over it.
This is correct

 
It's really not complicated. You want to bang her, but you can't. That's marriage, happens all the time. Leave it alone. Should be out of your system in a week or two.

(Of course, you'll probably get a good look at her again in 9 months when she brings your baby to you.)

 
Power through. Every man who has ever faced temptation and passed it up has dealt with the same thing.

 
Pieces of that night will slowly come online and haunt you for a while. You'll be posting in here soon enough.

 
If you do decide to move forward with her, make sure she cannot access your real name, social media accounts, etc. Given the circumstances though, that may be difficult. Can you be sure none of your friends hooked up with any of her friends and will remain in contact?

Assuming the above is satisfied, you can only contact her via a burner, like a tracfone or whatever, or a fake email account which is only accessed via third party computers/phones/tablets. When you go to meet her, don't bring ID or your real cell phone. Pay for everything in cash. Sounds extreme but there's a lot on the line. Don't leave anything to chance.

Or, just think of her when you beat off and the urge will eventually pass.

 
Getting old moment... when you read this thread and realize you would do better these days with a group of women celebrating their 40th or 50 birthday than you would with a bachelorette party.

 
Yes this is an alias of a well known poster here.

I think I was holding hands with one of the girls on the way up. I think I was sitting on the bed with her. ... I barely remember her giving me this I dare you to kiss me look and I told her I really wanted to kiss her and she nodded and so I gave her like a 3 second kiss on the lips.
I had no idea eminescence was married :unsure:

 
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The only way to get over this chick is to drunk kiss another girl. When felling for her pop up, drunk kiss another girl. Rinse and repeat.

 
So a friend of the bride lives only a few blocks away from you? And you think you're out of the woods now? You'll either end up driving past the friend's house all the time hoping your kiss-mate is there, or the friend is gonna see you around town, maybe in the grocery store, start up a conversation, and put you deeper into this hole.

 
A kiss? Unless your penis is at least one inch into an orifice it doesn't count as cheating.
lmaoI dunno if my wife kissed another dude for 3 seconds id be pretty pissed. I agree there are different stages of cheating but i think that's on the lower level

 

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